A Request for Melba Toast
Mad Dog:
I'll be right back.
Mike:
You're killing him, Mad Dog... Get him some Melba toast.
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Memorable Drink Order and Unexpected Memory
Mike:
Chivas and milk... I never forget a neck!
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Questioning Happiness Without Personal Stakes
Harold:
I just want to know if you're happy. Are you happy? Because I get paid either way.
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Understanding Botulism in Culinary Context
Frank:
Do you know what botulism is? We can get her with soup.
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A Challenge for Love
Mad Dog:
Fight me for her!
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A Challenge Issued in a Conversation
Harold:
You should try that shit with me sometime.
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Humorous Job Application Anecdote
Frank: [''bobs his head from side to side, then'']
My friend, Phil, he wants to join the police department. He goes to the station, and starts filling out the application. They asks him, "Mr. Scarangello, how tall are you?" And he looks at his right hand and says, "Uh, five foot ten." And they ask him, "How much do you weigh?" And he looks at his other hand, and says, "Two hundred and three pounds." So then they ask, "Okay, and what's your first name?" He goes...
Frank:
Philly." They ask him "what are you doing with your head here?" He goes...
Frank:
Happy Birthday to me, Happy Birthday to me... ?
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Possession and Love in Relationships
Milo:
You love her? I own her!
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The Complexities of Relationships with Women
Frank:
Women, you can't live with them and you can't kill them.
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Negotiating Value in Mad Dog and Glory
Glory:
How much am I going for?
Mad Dog:
About $40,000
Glory:
Is that all?
Mad Dog:
Knocked down from 75.
Glory:
I must be out of season.
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Different Perspectives on Intimacy
Mike:
What? you got laid last night?
Mad Dog:
I don't get laid, I make love.
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