Mad Dog and Glory Quotes

Glory How much am I going for?

Mad Dog About $40,000

Glory Is that all?

Mad Dog Knocked down from 75.

Glory I must be out of season.

Mike Chivas and milk... I never forget a neck!

Frank My friend, Phil, he wants to join the police department. He goes to the station, and starts filling out the application. They asks him, "Mr. Scarangello, how tall are you?" And he looks at his right hand and says, "Uh, five foot ten." And they ask him, "How much do you weigh?" And he looks at his other hand, and says, "Two hundred and three pounds." So then they ask, "Okay, and what's your first name?" He goes...

Frank Philly." They ask him "what are you doing with your head here?" He goes...

Frank Happy Birthday to me, Happy Birthday to me... ?

Milo You love her? I own her!

Mad Dog I'll be right back.

Mike You're killing him, Mad Dog... Get him some Melba toast.

Mad Dog Fight me for her!

Mike What? you got laid last night?

Mad Dog I don't get laid, I make love.

Harold You should try that shit with me sometime.

Frank Women, you can't live with them and you can't kill them.

Frank Do you know what botulism is? We can get her with soup.

Harold I just want to know if you're happy. Are you happy? Because I get paid either way.