Confessions of Love and Friendship
Tom: [Referring to Hannah]
Look... Hannah... I pride myself with being honest with everybody. But there's somebody I've been lying to for a very long time... Myself. Because, the truth... it's scary... And 10 years ago, I got in bed with the wrong girl . She turned out to be the right one. I love you, Hannah. I always have. And I always will..
Hannah: [They kiss each other]
Thomas Bailey... You are the worst Maid of Honor of all time.
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Weather Miscommunication Between Friends
Hannah:
Hello?
Tom:
Hey, Hi! How's the weather in England?
Hannah:
It's great. Only, I am in Scotland.
Tom:
Right right. So it's sunny?
Hannah: [Looks at the clock]
It's 3 in the morning.
Tom: [Laughs]
Oh, right. Sorry. So its dark? Have you seen the Loch Ness monster? I know, terrible joke.
Hannah:
Was there something important?
Tom:
Yeah. You'll never guess what happened.
Hannah:
What?
Tom:
They filled in the pot hole
Hannah:
The pot hole?
Tom:
On 83rd.
Hannah:
Terrific. Hey Tom? I am gonna go back to sleep now.
Tom:
Ok sure.
Hannah:
Love you.
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A Playful Exchange on Love and Compliments
Tom: [To the dog; Cuddling the dog]
Hello there... And who would you be? I love you. Yes I do. I love you. You are so Beautiful. Yes you are. Your beautiful face.. I love you, love you, love you.
Hannah:
You should try saying that to a human sometime.
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Commenting on Appearance and Its Interpretation
Hannah:
Are you hitting on me?
Tom:
No. I am going of your look.
Hannah:
My look?
Tom:
Yeah. Your doggy bowl look.
Hannah:
Are you calling me a dog?
Tom:
No. Its a theory I have
Hannah:
Oh! Casanova has a theory!
Tom:
Yeah. When a girl is attracted to a guy, she has a look. Its her tell, like Poker. Its the same look a dog gets just before you put down the bowl.
Hannah:
You are offensive! And you are crazy!
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