18 quotes
Struggles and Strength in Adversity
Madea
All my life I had to fight... I luz hahpo, But I kill him dead fo I let him beat me!
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Identity is defined by personal response.
Madea
It ain't what people call you, it's what you answer to.
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A Warning About Chewing Gum
Madea
Lil girl, if you don't stop POPPIN THAT GUM-!
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Invitation to a Family Reunion
Taglines
This February, you're invited.
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Confronting Fear of Abandonment
Carlos
Do you wanna leave me? DO YOU WANNA LEAVE ME!?
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Preparing for Consequences in Madea's Style
Madea
she trying to get me the electric chair all ready.
[after being told by the girl i don't like you ether old lady]
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Madea on Southern Heat and Fashion Choices
Madea
Well this is hot GEORGIAA..Not PARIS.. so we don't wear Dressin..
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Love Can Heal What is Broken
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There's nothing broken that can't be fixed with love.
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Madea's Views on Church Attendance
Madea
I only go to church for weddings and funerals. I wonder what i'm going for today?
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A Call for Peace and Resolution
Madea
STOP THAT FIGHTING I SAY!!!!!
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Madea's Witty Take on Game Show Culture
Madea
I'll take the prison for 200 Alex
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Madea's Bold Claim of Street Credibility
Madea
You don't know me! I'm a thug! I'm a real thug! I shot Tupac! That's right, we was arguin over a parking space. I didn't kill him though, that wasn't me!
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Provoking Anger in Relationships
Carlos
You love making me angry don't you?
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Embrace Change: Arrive as Yourself
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Come as you are. Leave different.
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Dignity and Respect: A Personal Reminder
Taglines
Learn dignity. Demand respect.
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The Power of Love Over Addiction
Madea
Love is stronger than any other addiction, baby. Hell, it is one.
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Old School Wisdom on Conflict Resolution
Madea
You don't know me, I'm from the old school honey. I will beat the hell outta you first and ask questions later!
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A Simple Apology from Carlos
Carlos
I just said I was sorry.
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