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A Question of Luck in Baseball
Hog
Hold it right there! This here is a hundred mile hout fast ball. One of the best pitches known to the man today. If it were to hit you, it would've knocked your head clean off. I can always miss, but I've been playing pretty good today. So you got to ask yourself one question.
Carlos
Do I feel lucky?
Hog
Well. Do you, Carlos?
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A Humorous Exchange on Divine Identity
Gus
God?
Pedro
No.
Gus
Moses?
Pedro
No, but you're getting warm.
Gus
Cerrano.
Pedro
Hello, Gus.
[''chuckles'']
Gus
Oh, Jesus Christ.
[''laughs, then grabs the back of his head in pain'']
Pedro
Be careful, now.
Gus
You scared me to death!
Pedro
Do you mean when you realized God is black?
Gus
Yeah... I thought she was white.
Gus
I must've been out a long time if it's Halloween already.
Pedro
What's your point?
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