The Struggle for Eternal Youth
Tagline:
You have to fight for the right to never grow up
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Love Given is Love Retained
Seymour Warburton:
If you're looking for some wise, pithy advice that only an old man with a lifetime of experience can give you, you're barking up the wrong tree. What I can tell you is the love we give away is the only love we can keep.
Jeffrey Mannus:
That's actually wise and pithy, Seymour.
Seymour Warburton: [[Deepak Chopra]
I got it off an old ] calendar. I think it was September. And I'm-
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Floor Sleeping Dilemma Between Friends
Jeffrey Mannus:
Are you sure you're gonna be okay sleeping on the floor?
Seymour Warburton:
I was thinking you would sleep on the floor.
Jeffrey Mannus: [[w:spina bifida|spina bifida]
I've got ].
Seymour Warburton: [[w:osteoporosis|osteoporosis]
I have ].
Jeffrey Mannus:
Well, I'm allergic to dust.
Seymour Warburton:
I'm ninety-one fuckin years old.
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Distinguishing Fears from Fantasies
Mert Rosenbloom:
Sometimes we confuse our fears with our fantasies.
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Embracing a Can-Do Attitude
Mert Rosenbloom:
The word "can't" isn't in my vocabulary.
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Creating Our Own Happy Endings
Mert Rosenbloom:
We're all the authors of our own destiny. Let's make this a happy ending.
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A Lesson in Abandonment through Heart Attack
Jefferey Mannus:
Maybe a heart attack will teach my Mom a lesson in abandonment.
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Winning Affection Doesn't Involve Manwich
Jefferey Mannus:
You can't win my affection back with Manwhich!
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