Maniac Quotes

Dr. Meirschultz Tonight, my dear Maxwell, I'm ready to try my experiment on a human!

Buckley Oh! Stealing through my body! Creeping though my veins! Pouring in my blood! Oh, DARTS OF FIRE IN MY BRAIN! STABBING ME! AGONY! I CAN'T STAND IT! THIS TORTURE! THIS TORMENT! I CAN'T STAND IT! I WON'T!

Marvel It's pretty though. Imagine the poor guy. I'll betcha nobody knows him all his life, and then... Say, wasn't there some guy in history who spent all his life looking for an honest man?

Jo Sure! In his day, men were men, but now they're too scared to be anything but honest.

Don Maxwell It was in Miersholtz eyes when he wanted to murder me. It was in Mrs. Buckley's eyes when she wanted to murder her husband. Alice had the gleam in her eye when she wanted to find me. She'd murder me! I must get rid of her. How? Mrs. Buckley! She will help. She must help!

Taglines He Menaced Women with Weird Desires!

Alice If it wasn't for nervy little Alice, you'd all be sinking your weary bones into the soft recesses of some park bench, with light sleepy coverlets made by the great American press.

Jo Press! That reminds me. I have pressing business.

Don Maxwell Not only do I look like Meirschultz, I am Meirschultz!

Jo Why don't you ditch that ham and get yourself a rich husband.

Alice Rich husband? Hah! I've heard they come that way. Not very often.

Marvel Often enough, but not our way.

Alice Oh, the girl has brains!

Don Maxwell I think too much of Satan to use cats as experiments.