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Embracing the Spirit of Mardi Gras
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I wanna make Mardi Gras my bitch!
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Perspective on Cheating and Appreciation
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Last I checked, Mike, seeing boobs wasn’t cheating. It was just plain incredible.
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Missed Opportunity in Romantic Encounter
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What happened with your chick?
Mike
I don’t know. She and her friends took off.
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What? You blew it! You do realise that entire conversation was an I-wanna-potentially- sit-on-your-face interview, right?
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The Essence Beyond the Celebration
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Mike! Sometimes the best part of the party isn’t the party. You know what I mean?
Mike
I know exactly what you mean.
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Embracing Authentic Mardi Gras Experiences
Ann Marie
It’s time you saw the real Mardi Gras. Put on a clean shirt.
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Unexpected Expressions of Admiration and Humor
Mike
I gotta admit, it’s awesome to see a strange girl’s breasts.
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I’d crawl a mile on broken glass to suck the dick that fucked her last.
Scottie
Shakespeare couldn’t have said it better.
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Identity and Confusion in Sexuality
Scottie
I’m a straight man living with a gay penis.
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