Marty Supreme (2025) - Quotes

Consequences of Misbehavior in a Humorous Context

Milton Rockwell: Ah Marty, gimme the paddle. Ok, so here's what I want you to do. I want you to bend over that chair and drop your pants.

Marty Mauser: For real?

Milton Rockwell: You've been a really a bad boy and now you're going to get a spanking.

Marty Mauser: Oh come on.

Milton Rockwell: You want to get to Japan, don't you?

Marty Mauser: Yes, but...

Milton Rockwell: Well, that's what it's going to take.

Marty Mauser: So to be clear, you're going to bring me to Japan and then compensate me.

Milton Rockwell: Correct. We leave from Laguardia at 8am.

Marty Mauser: Uh, do I need a ticket?

Milton Rockwell: It's my plane.

Marty Mauser: And how do I know you're going to honor this?

Milton Rockwell: You don't. I'm not trying to control you Marty, but I don't think you understand the stakes. You have no power here.

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Unresolved Communication Between Friends

Rachel Mizler: Aren't you going to say something?

Marty Mauser: Uh... Congratulations?

Rachel Mizler: Congratulations? Are you... I've been trying to get in touch with you for 8 months!

Marty Mauser: I wouldn't know. I've...

Rachel Mizler: I left a million messages with your service!

Marty Mauser: Look, I can see what you're trying to do and it's not gonna work.

Rachel Mizler: Excuse me?

Marty Mauser: It's not mine, Rachel.

Rachel Mizler: It is absolutely yours.

Marty Mauser: I pull out! I pull out, does Ira pull out?

Rachel Mizler: What are you saying...

Marty Mauser: [''Rachel cries''] It's a simple question, just answer it yes or no.

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Questioning Intentions Among Friends

Marty Mauser: How much is he paying you?

Officer Sal: What's that?

Marty Mauser: You heard me.

Murray Norkin: That's enough, Marty!

Marty Mauser: No! How much is my uncle paying you to scare me?

Officer Sal: Excuse me?

Marty Mauser: Cause whatever it is, I'll double it for you to suck my dick.

Officer Sal: What did you just say to me?

Marty Mauser: [''the cop hits him''] Ugh, brush your teeth. What'd you, gargle diarrhea...

Murray Norkin: Hey, hey, hey!

Marty Mauser: He hit me, Murray! He hit me!

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Conflict in a Moment of Grief

Ira Mizler: [Marty and Rachel were embraced] What's this?

Rachel Mizler: Marty's father just died. I was consoling him.

Ira Mizler: Bullshit.

Marty Mauser: Ira, this is my friend since I was 8 years old.

Ira Mizler: Am I talking to you?

Marty Mauser: Now you are.

Rachel Mizler: Marty, don't...

Ira Mizler: No. Keep going. I'll rip that unibrow right off his fucking forehead.

Marty Mauser: You wanna get physical with me? Like an ape?

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A Provocative Challenge Between Characters

Wally: Why don't you put your money where your mouth is?

Marty Mauser: How bout I put my penis where your mouth is?

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Questioning the Value of Table Tennis

Kay Stone: Let me ask you something. Do you make money at this little table tennis thing?

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Unexpected Comparison of Performance Quality

Merle: When you see this woman act you'll feel like you got your cock sucked by a vacuum cleaner.

Eternal Existence and the Pursuit of Happiness

Milton Rockwell: I was born in 1601. I'm a vampire. I've been around forever. I've met many Marty Mausers over the centuries. Some of them crossed me, some of them weren't straight. They weren't honest. And those are the ones that are still here. You go out and win that game, you're gonna be here forever too. And you'll never be happy. You will never be happy.

Celebrating Originality with the Marty Supreme Ball

Dion Galanis: It's an original ball for an original guy. It's the Marty Supreme Ball, not the Marty Normal Ball.

Understanding Continence Through Personal Experience

Marty Mauser: Do you know what continence is, Wally? No? Every time I take a piss, I pull back, I hold my urine in, and I count to ten Mississippi.

Survival Instincts Shaped by Upbringing

Marty Mauser: It's every man for himself where I come from. That's just how I grew up.

Meaning and money in life dynamics

Marty Mauser: I give you meaning, and he gives you money.

Determination Amidst Life's Challenges

Marty Mauser: Everything in my life's falling apart but I'm going to figure it out.

Understanding Purpose and Obligation

Marty Mauser: I have a purpose. If you think that it's some kind of blessing it's not. It means I have an obligation to see a very specific thing through.