Mary and Max Quotes

Max Jerry Horovitz I was born Jewish and used to believe in God but I've since read many books that have proven God is just a figment of my imagination. People like to believe in God cause it answers complicated questions, like where did the universe come from, do worms go to heaven and why do old ladies have blue hair. And even though I'm an atheist, I still wear my yarmulke as it keeps my brain warm.

Max Jerry Horovitz Anyway, do you like the word kumquat'?

Max Jerry Horovitz The reason I forgive you is because you are not perfect. You are imperfect. And so am I. All humans are imperfect.