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Confrontation Over a Disturbing Incident
Troy Kelly
What did you say to him?
Nikolai Ustinov
That he had driven over my baby.
Troy Kelly
That just popped into your head? What is it with you and babies?
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Ownership Inquiry in Mayday
Troy Kelly
So, do you rent or own?
[to Anna, as Nick is using a hatchet to bust through the floor of her apartment]
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A Humorous Exchange on Aspirations
Troy Kelly
You do realize if your dream comes true, what that'll make you?
Maj. Pete Sanders
What's that?
Troy Kelly
Colonel Sanders. No one's ever pointed that out?
Maj. Pete Sanders
1,700 knots.
Troy Kelly
And 11 herbs and spices.
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A Gesture of Compassion and Understanding
Nikolai Ustinov
That was a very nice gesture. It's worth more than he would make in a year.
Troy Kelly
Maybe they can finally afford to get little Gorgo a proper cage with a lock.
Nikolai Ustinov
You know, I feel sorry for him in many ways.
Troy Kelly
For Gorgo?
Nikolai Ustinov
Yes, Gorgo.
Troy Kelly
He's a demon, Nick.
Nikolai Ustinov
He's unusual.
Troy Kelly
Looked a demon right in the eyes.
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Contrasting Celebrations: Moscow vs. America
Troy Kelly
Is Moscow always this angry?
Nikolai Ustinov
They're preparing for the Mayday parade tomorrow. A celebration of Soviet might. The streets will be full of soldiers and weapons.
Troy Kelly
In America, we just have a... like a Snoopy balloon. Thanksgiving. So boring.
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A Favor Leading to Recognition and Reward
Tomas Boomer Garcia
Okay, all right. I owe you one, buddy.
Troy Kelly
I owe you more. You just made me employee of the month. They're gonna let me park my plane next to the entrance.
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Unwanted Commentary During Intimate Moments
Nikolai Ustinov
Oh, she is unclothing him.
Troy Kelly
Okay. I... I don't need the play-by-play. But thank you.
Nikolai Ustinov
Let us hope this is merely the foreplay and they move upstairs for the act of intercourse.
Troy Kelly
You are scorching my ear with the heat of your breath.
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Friendship and Sacrifice in Social Plans
Troy Kelly
Hey, you wanna go to the Turf tonight? Grab a steak or something?
Harold Kelly
I thought you were meetin your friends?
Troy Kelly
You're my friends.
Harold Kelly
Well, thank you very much. But if you wanna cheer me up, then go drink with your pals. At least pretend you haven't given up so much for me. Besides, I'm going out with that girl tonight.
Troy Kelly
Oh, nice. Dinner and a funeral.
Harold Kelly
You're a dick.
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Conflicting Perspectives on Duty and Fear
Nikolai Ustinov
So, you wanted to be God.
Troy Kelly
I wanted to serve my country. I think you can understand that.
Nikolai Ustinov
Fear drove me to serve mine. We were told America would destroy us. That your greed and soullessness would bring the end of humanity.
Troy Kelly
And we were taught that you were cogs in a giant world-killing machine.
Nikolai Ustinov
We were both fed lies.
Troy Kelly
I wasn't fed lies. It was Krushchev that said, "We will bury you.
Nikolai Ustinov
And Reagan called us the evil empire. Do you believe we are all evil?
Troy Kelly
I believe you're brainwashed. Products of the system that you grew up in.
Nikolai Ustinov
But you are not a product of your system, Troy?
Troy Kelly
Don't you KGB me.
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