Creative Costume Ideas from Hal Stewart
Hal Stewart: [about teaming up with Megamind; holds out pieces of paper]
I even drew up some new costume designs, see? You'd be the brain so you'd get a little brain, wearing glasses on your costume or something, and since I'm the cool one, I'd have, like, two tanks swordfighting...
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Desire for Superhero Partnership
Hal Stewart:
I'm the superhero, you're supposed to be with ME!
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Distracted Heroism in Everyday Life
Hal Stewart:
What were you saying? I'm sorry, I was too busy saving your life!
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Disillusionment with Heroism and Unrequited Love
Hal Stewart: ['''Megamind''': Roxanne Ritchi?]
Being a hero is for losers! It's work, work, work, 24/7, and for what? I only took the gig to get the girl, and it turns out Roxanne doesn't want anything to do for me. Yeah, Roxanne Ritchi. I saw her having dinner and making googly eyes at some intellectual dweeb.
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Questioning the Value of Possessions
Hal Stewart: [after Megamind and Minion break into his apartment room]
Is this a robbery? Because the lady across the hall has way better stuff than me!
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New Management Announcement
Hal Stewart: [from the trailer]
Consider yourselves under new management.
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Comment on Educational Background
Roxanne "Roxie" Richie:
Pity, you didn't go to my school.
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Encouragement in Times of Doubt
Roxanne "Roxie" Richie:
Megamind… I don't even know if you're listening, but if you are, you can't give up! The Megamind I know would never run from a fight, even if he knew he had no chance of winning! It was your best quality. You need to be that guy right now! This city needs you! I need you.
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Surprise at Unexpected Survival
Roxanne "Roxie" Richie: ['''Megamind''': You're alive.; '''Metro Man''': I'm alive.]
You're alive? But I… But I… We… We saw your skeleton. You were dead.
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Questioning Betrayal and Genuine Feelings
Roxanne "Roxie" Richie:
Well, let's take a look at the contents then, shall we? You destroyed Metro Man, you took over the city, and then... you actually got me to care about you! Why are you so evil? Tricking me? What could you possibly hope to gain? Wait a minute. I don't believe this. Do you really think that I would ever be with you?
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Reflection on Loss and Dependability
Roxanne "Roxie" Richie: [her eulogy for Metro Man]
He was always there for us. Dependable. Perhaps we took him for granted. You know, maybe, we never really know how good we have it until it's gone. We miss you, Metro Man. I miss you. And I have just one question for Megamind: Are you happy now? This is Roxanne Ritchi, reporting from the city without a hero. Coming up next: are you ready to be a slave army? What you need to know.
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Roxanne Asks About Bernard's Disappearance
Roxanne "Roxie" Richie: [sees Megamind in shock, thinking he kidnapped Bernard]
Megamind, what have you done with Bernard?
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Inquiring About Villainous Tech Resources
Roxanne "Roxie" Richie: [looking around, while being held captive in Megamind's lair]
Is there some kind of nerdy super-villain website where you get Tesla coils and blinky dials?
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Discovery of Hidden Feelings in Bernard
Roxanne "Roxie" Richie: [Megamind, who is disguised as Bernard, starts to cry]
Bernard, I didn't know you had feelings. Are you okay?
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Encouragement from Metro Man to a friend
Metro Man: [to himself, about Megamind]
Way to go, little buddy. I knew you had it in you.
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Finding Your Calling in Balance
Metro Man: [to Megamind]
You know, little buddy. There's a yin for every yang. If there's bad, good will rise up against it. It's taken me a long time to find my calling. Now, it's about time you find yours.
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Metro Man's Transformation into Music Man
Metro Man: [to Megamind; '''Roxie''': Music Man?]
Once your death ray hit, I've never felt so alive. So I borrowed a prop from a nearby nursing school. Metro Man was finally dead! And Music Man was born. That way I can keep my logo.
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Embracing Choice Beyond Superhero Expectations
Metro Man:
I started to realize, despite all my powers, each and every citizen of Metro City had something I didn't - a choice. Ever since I can remember, I've always had to be what this city wanted me to be. What about what I wanted to do? Then it suddenly hit me - I do have a choice! I can be whatever I wanna be! No one said that this hero thing had to be a lifetime gig. You can't just quit either. That's when I got the brilliant idea... to fake my death.
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Metro Man's Affection for Citizens
Metro Man: ['''Man''': I love you, Metro Man!]
And I love you, random citizen! Hahahaha!
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Metro Man's Confidence in Metro City
Metro Man: ['''Crowd''':'' Metro ''Man!]
Who's your man? Yeah, Metro City!
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The Greatest Honor of Serving Others
Metro Man:
Although getting a whole museum is super-cool you want to know what the greatest honor you've given me is? Do you really want to know? Really? I'll tell you. The greatest honor you've given me is letting me serve you, the helpless people of Metro City.
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Anticipating the Showdown
Megamind: [from the trailer]
Let the showdown begin!
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The Oldest Trick in the Book
Megamind:
You fell for the oldest evil trick in the book!
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Megamind's Humorous Take on a Robbery
Megamind: [The crowd cheers; The crowd gasps]
Alright. Put your hands in the air. Now hand over your wallets! I'm just kidding! Hahahahaha! Just kidding!
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Acceptance of Fate and Old Habits
Megamind: [voiceover]
So, this is how it ends. Normally I'd chalk this up to my last glorious failure. But not today! What can I say? Old habits die hard.
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Embracing the Villain-Good Guy Dynamic
Megamind:
I'm the villain, and you're the good guy! I do something bad and you come and get me. That's why I created you!
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Acknowledging a Mistake in Perspective
Megamind:
Okay, Minion. You were right. I was… less right.
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Claiming Ownership of Metrocity
Megamind: [after "defeating" Metro Man]
Metrocity is mine!
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Embracing a Villainous Destiny
Megamind:
Was this my destiny? Wait, maybe it was. Being bad is the one thing I'm good at. Then it hit me - if I was the bad boy, then I was going to be the baddest boy of them all! I was destined to be a supervillain, and we were destined to be rivals. The die had been cast, and so began an enduring, epic, lifelong career, and I loved it!
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Reflections on a Disastrous Day
Megamind: [first lines; voiceover]
Here's my day so far. Went to jail, lost the girl of my dreams, and got my butt kicked pretty good. But still, things could be a lot worse. Oh, that's right. I'm falling to my death. I guess they can't. "How did it all come to this", you asked? My end starts at the beginning, the very beginning.
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