30 quotes
Metro Man's Confidence in Metro City
Metro Man
Who's your man? Yeah, Metro City!
['''Crowd''':'' Metro ''Man!]
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Embracing Choice Beyond Superhero Expectations
Metro Man
I started to realize, despite all my powers, each and every citizen of Metro City had something I didn't - a choice. Ever since I can remember, I've always had to be what this city wanted me to be. What about what I wanted to do? Then it suddenly hit me - I do have a choice! I can be whatever I wanna be! No one said that this hero thing had to be a lifetime gig. You can't just quit either. That's when I got the brilliant idea... to fake my death.
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Creative Costume Ideas from Hal Stewart
Hal Stewart
I even drew up some new costume designs, see? You'd be the brain so you'd get a little brain, wearing glasses on your costume or something, and since I'm the cool one, I'd have, like, two tanks swordfighting...
[about teaming up with Megamind; holds out pieces of paper]
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Distracted Heroism in Everyday Life
Hal Stewart
What were you saying? I'm sorry, I was too busy saving your life!
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Questioning the Value of Possessions
Hal Stewart
Is this a robbery? Because the lady across the hall has way better stuff than me!
[after Megamind and Minion break into his apartment room]
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Surprise at Unexpected Survival
Roxanne "Roxie" Richie
You're alive? But I… But I… We… We saw your skeleton. You were dead.
['''Megamind''': You're alive.; '''Metro Man''': I'm alive.]
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The Oldest Trick in the Book
Megamind
You fell for the oldest evil trick in the book!
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Anticipating the Showdown
Megamind
Let the showdown begin!
[from the trailer]
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Claiming Ownership of Metrocity
Megamind
Metrocity is mine!
[after "defeating" Metro Man]
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Metro Man's Affection for Citizens
Metro Man
And I love you, random citizen! Hahahaha!
['''Man''': I love you, Metro Man!]
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Acceptance of Fate and Old Habits
Megamind
So, this is how it ends. Normally I'd chalk this up to my last glorious failure. But not today! What can I say? Old habits die hard.
[voiceover]
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Embracing a Villainous Destiny
Megamind
Was this my destiny? Wait, maybe it was. Being bad is the one thing I'm good at. Then it hit me - if I was the bad boy, then I was going to be the baddest boy of them all! I was destined to be a supervillain, and we were destined to be rivals. The die had been cast, and so began an enduring, epic, lifelong career, and I loved it!
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Reflection on Loss and Dependability
Roxanne "Roxie" Richie
He was always there for us. Dependable. Perhaps we took him for granted. You know, maybe, we never really know how good we have it until it's gone. We miss you, Metro Man. I miss you. And I have just one question for Megamind: Are you happy now? This is Roxanne Ritchi, reporting from the city without a hero. Coming up next: are you ready to be a slave army? What you need to know.
[her eulogy for Metro Man]
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Encouragement from Metro Man to a friend
Metro Man
Way to go, little buddy. I knew you had it in you.
[to himself, about Megamind]
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New Management Announcement
Hal Stewart
Consider yourselves under new management.
[from the trailer]
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Discovery of Hidden Feelings in Bernard
Roxanne "Roxie" Richie
Bernard, I didn't know you had feelings. Are you okay?
[Megamind, who is disguised as Bernard, starts to cry]
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Inquiring About Villainous Tech Resources
Roxanne "Roxie" Richie
Is there some kind of nerdy super-villain website where you get Tesla coils and blinky dials?
[looking around, while being held captive in Megamind's lair]
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The Greatest Honor of Serving Others
Metro Man
Although getting a whole museum is super-cool you want to know what the greatest honor you've given me is? Do you really want to know? Really? I'll tell you. The greatest honor you've given me is letting me serve you, the helpless people of Metro City.
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Roxanne Asks About Bernard's Disappearance
Roxanne "Roxie" Richie
Megamind, what have you done with Bernard?
[sees Megamind in shock, thinking he kidnapped Bernard]
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Finding Your Calling in Balance
Metro Man
You know, little buddy. There's a yin for every yang. If there's bad, good will rise up against it. It's taken me a long time to find my calling. Now, it's about time you find yours.
[to Megamind]
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Reflections on a Disastrous Day
Megamind
Here's my day so far. Went to jail, lost the girl of my dreams, and got my butt kicked pretty good. But still, things could be a lot worse. Oh, that's right. I'm falling to my death. I guess they can't. "How did it all come to this", you asked? My end starts at the beginning, the very beginning.
[first lines; voiceover]
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Disillusionment with Heroism and Unrequited Love
Hal Stewart
Being a hero is for losers! It's work, work, work, 24/7, and for what? I only took the gig to get the girl, and it turns out Roxanne doesn't want anything to do for me. Yeah, Roxanne Ritchi. I saw her having dinner and making googly eyes at some intellectual dweeb.
['''Megamind''': Roxanne Ritchi?]
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Megamind's Humorous Take on a Robbery
Megamind
Alright. Put your hands in the air. Now hand over your wallets! I'm just kidding! Hahahahaha! Just kidding!
[The crowd cheers; The crowd gasps]
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Acknowledging a Mistake in Perspective
Megamind
Okay, Minion. You were right. I was… less right.
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Encouragement in Times of Doubt
Roxanne "Roxie" Richie
Megamind… I don't even know if you're listening, but if you are, you can't give up! The Megamind I know would never run from a fight, even if he knew he had no chance of winning! It was your best quality. You need to be that guy right now! This city needs you! I need you.
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Metro Man's Transformation into Music Man
Metro Man
Once your death ray hit, I've never felt so alive. So I borrowed a prop from a nearby nursing school. Metro Man was finally dead! And Music Man was born. That way I can keep my logo.
[to Megamind; '''Roxie''': Music Man?]
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Comment on Educational Background
Roxanne "Roxie" Richie
Pity, you didn't go to my school.
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Embracing the Villain-Good Guy Dynamic
Megamind
I'm the villain, and you're the good guy! I do something bad and you come and get me. That's why I created you!
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Desire for Superhero Partnership
Hal Stewart
I'm the superhero, you're supposed to be with ME!
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Questioning Betrayal and Genuine Feelings
Roxanne "Roxie" Richie
Well, let's take a look at the contents then, shall we? You destroyed Metro Man, you took over the city, and then... you actually got me to care about you! Why are you so evil? Tricking me? What could you possibly hope to gain? Wait a minute. I don't believe this. Do you really think that I would ever be with you?
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