12 quotes
Invention of Marriage Explained
Michael
You know, I invented marriage
Pansy Milbank
Oh really?
Michael
Yep. All these people were milling around, trying to get together, everything was in chaos so I told em, "Have a ceremony".
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
The Scent of Cookies and Attraction
Dorothy Winters
It's cookies! He smells like cookies — and the smell gets stronger when he's in heat.
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
Self-Identity and Misunderstanding
Michael
I'm not that kind of ].
[[angel]
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
Embracing the journey of personal growth
Michael
You gotta learn to ], it's the way to ] ].
[[laugh; [true; [love]
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
The Sweetness of Sugar in Life
Michael
Remember Sparky, no matter what they say, you can never have too much sugar.
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
Humorous Exchange About Angelic Anatomy
Huey Driscoll
Can I just pull on your wings to see how they're attached?
Michael
Why don't you pull on your pecker to see how it's attached?
Pansy Milbank
Hey. Language.
Frank Quinlan
An angel that says "pecker.
Pansy Milbank
Language.
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
The Limitless Nature of Abundance
Michael
Whatever they say, you can never have too much of ].
[[earth]
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
Car Bingo Makes Travel Enjoyable for Kids
Michael
The miles will fly and your children won't cry, if you play car bingo.
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
A testament to resilience and endurance
Michael
No injuries, 6360 battles.
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
Facing the Challenge Ahead
Michael
* As he prepares to confront a bull in a field.
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
Frustration Over Defining Responsibilities
Frank Quinlan
Bring him back.
Michael
That's not my area.
Frank Quinlan
Would someone please tell me what his area is? Don't give me that "that's not my area" stuff. BRING HIM BACK.
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
A Reminder of Important Teachings
Michael
Remember what ] and ] said.
[[John Lennon|John; [Paul McCartney|Paul]
Frank Quinlan
The apostles?
Michael
No, ]. "]
[[The Beatles; [w:All You Need Is Love|All you need is love.]
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.