Mickey's Twice Upon a Christmas (2004) - Quotes

Donner: I've never seen so many toys scattered!

Blitzen: That barn came out of nowhere! Murray! Who let that dog out?!

Donner: [Pluto whimpers; opens the door to reveal more Christmas trees outside] Oh, Murray. What do you think, those ornaments grow on trees? Well... They do!

Blitzen: [sarcastically] Oh, yeah, that never gets old.

Donner: Brace yourselves for genius. There can only be one name for this dog. Wanna hear it?

Blitzen: Please.

Donner: Murray!

Reindeers: [confused] Murray?

Donner: You know, as in "Murray Christmas"?

Blitzen: Oh, my head.

Mickey: [Pluto doesn't show up; Pluto still doesn't show up; peeks into the doghouse; gasps as he spots Pluto's discarded collar. Picking it up, he finds paw prints in the snow; dials Minnie's phone number] Uh, hey, pal. I'd finished decorating. Well, almost. Heh. There's just one thing left. Oh, come on, Pluto. Who's my pal? Who's my pal? Pal? Buddy? Hello? Oh, no!

Minnie: Hello.

Mickey: Minnie, it's me.

Minnie: [on her voicemail] Thanks for the jingle. I'm not ho-ho-home, but leave me some Christmas cheer.

Mickey: [hangs up, then picks it up again; hangs up again, and runs off] Pluto has run away! I gotta find him! He's probably freezing, all alone, miserable! Christmas is ruined! This is just terrible! Cancel the party! Oh, this is Mickey.

Donald: [outraged] Boys! How could you?!

Huey: Hey, aren't we innocent into proven guilty?

Donald: [Daisy and the nephews gasp] NO! You three march right upstairs! NOW!

Daisy: I'm sure the cookies were delicious, Uncle Scrooge.

Huey: They were.

Donald: JUST LET ME AT EM!

Scrooge: Don't make a big deal out of nothing.

Donald: [angrily] Let me go!

Scrooge: Listen! I'll go talk to them.

Dewey: [bored] Come in.

Scrooge: [enters] Boys? I want to tell you something important.

Dewey: [Scrooge glares at them] Did you make us more cookies? No, that might send the wrong message.

Scrooge: Listen. I don't want you three to make the same selfish choices that I made when I was your age.

Louie: But you turned out rich.

Scrooge: Rich because I was selfish.

Huey, Dewey & Louie: We want to be rich and selfish too!

Narrator: [last lines] So, at last, Mickey learned what he'd missed from the start. Bells and holly mean little without friends in your heart. The magic of Christmas has its rhyme and its reason. We hope you and yours have a most joyous season.

Narrator: [first lines; the movie's title appears] It was the night before Christmas, and all through the house...oh, wait, different story, but we'll still see a mouse. Put those old Christmas classics back up on the shelves; we've got new tales of giving, and loving, and elves.