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Unprofessional Behavior in a Frustrating Situation
Herb Overkill
This is torture! Guys, cut it out! This is really unprofessional!
[the Minions play with a hangman's noose]
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Herb Overkill's Motivational Countdown
Herb Overkill
Come on, come on. Life on two! One, two! One, two-
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Gru's Command for the Freeze Ray
Gru
Freeze ray!
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Coronation Turns into Execution for Villains
Herb
Scarlet, you're okay!
Scarlet
HE TRIED TO KILL ME!!!!!!
[enraged]
Kevin
Uh, no, no...
[speaks Minionese]
Scarlet
Villains, this is no longer a coronation, it is an execution! Get them!
Villains
YAAAAH!
[as they start running]
Walter
Whoa, Nelly! Run, fellas! Run!
[the minions run through stained glass windows with three humans on them and then the villains run through the wall as the chase continues outside the city on the road. Rain pours from the night sky, the minions are panting as the villains are right behind them as they throw their weapons as some run on the roofs; one villain laughs evilly and thunder and lightning crashes above them]
One of the villains
Come back here, you!
Mr. Spikey
Whoa!
[gets picked up by a villain; the villain throws it for the minions as they take cover in a phone booth. The minions whimper while hiding as a villain with a chainsaw looms over them]
The Villain
Hahahaha!
[shows his five fingers, then starts his chainsaw, the Minions run back outside through the door making the cause continue]
Cowboy
Ya!
[Uses his lasso on a light pole. Stuart holds the lasso for Kevin to make the way through and trips over some men]
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Minions' Legacy of Challenging Leadership
Taglines
Before Gru, they had a history of bad bosses
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Minions Engage in Playful Conversation
Kevin
Bob! Shoota hatta dona.
Bob
Si la.
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Unexpected Conversations Underwater with Minions
Minion
No, no, no! Piñata!
[as a primitive caveman is about to hit a bear with a club; the Minions cheers as the primitive hits the bear with a fly swatter, then the bear eats him alive as the Minions screamed in terror]
Tina
Can you breathe underwater?
Frankie Fishlips
WE WERE BORN WITH FLIPPERS! … No? Just me? Okay.
[as Scarlet declares that all the villains have one thing in common]
A man
So cool!
[pushes the minions back onto the stage]
Keeper of the Crown
So, you came for the queen’s crown, did you?
One of the villains
Come back here, you!
[while he’s right behind them minions]
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The Power of Dreams and Bananas
Scarlet
Steal me the crown, and all your dreams come true. RESPECT POWER!
Stuart
BANANA!
Scarlet
BANANA!
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Scarlet Overkill's Ambition for True Writing
Scarlet Overkill
Herb, seriously, I want to dig up that William Shakespeare so he can see what true writing is. I love it!
[after seeing Herb's card, reading "I missed you! H."]
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Scarlet's Threat to Kevin's Friends
Scarlet
Kevin, Kevin, I know you're out there. You think you've gotten away? Well, what do we have here?
[holds up Bob and Stuart, with their mouths taped up and hands tied behind their backs]
Kevin
Bob? Stuart?!
Scarlet
Oh, my goodness! Which one shall I kill first? Little Bob? Stuart? Bob?! Stuart?! Hmm?! I will do it, Kevin, if you are not back here by dawn!
[angrily kicks the camera]
The Queen
Oh my!
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Return to the Origin Story
Taglines
Go back to where it all began.
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Confrontation Over the Queen's Crown
Keeper of the Crown (who's blinded)
So… you came for the queen's crown, did ya? Well, you're gonna have to get through me! The keeper of her crown!
Kevin
Oye yoi yoi yoi yoi. Ow, hey!
[speaks Minionese mockingly while the keeper hits him in the head with a cane]
Keeper of the Crown
You think it's funny to mock the elderly, do ya?!
Kevin
Uh... si? Augh!
[the tower guard hits Kevin in the head]
Keeper of the Crown
I've been up here for decades… ...Just waiting for someone to try and steal the Queen's treasure!
[hits Kevin right between his legs with his cane while he screams; wacks Kevin to the wall with his cane]
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Scarlet's Ambition for the Crown
Scarlet
Do you know who this is?
[points at Protret Queen Elizabeth]
Kevin
Uh... la cucaracha?
Scarlet
This is Queen Elizabeth, ruler of England. I love England. Their music, the fashion. I'm seriously thinking about overthrowing it someday. Anyway. This pale drink of water oversees it all. I'm her biggest fan, loved her work. And I really, really, really want her crown!
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Kevin Greets His Friends in Minions
Kevin
BELLO. HUH? LE BUDDIES?
[All flee]
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Scarlet Overkill's Threat to the Minions
Scarlet Overkill
Kevin, Kevin, I know you're out there. You think you've gotten away? Well, what do we have here? Oh, my goodness! Which one shall I kill first? Little Bob? Stuart? Bob?! Stuart?! Hmm?! I will do it, Kevin, if you are not back here by dawn!
[holds up Bob and Stuart, with their mouths taped up and hands tied behind their backs; '''Kevin:''' Bob? Stuart?!; angrily kicks the camera; '''The Queen''': Oh my.]
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Scarlet Overkill Bids Farewell to Bob
Scarlet Overkill
Bye-bye, Say bye-bye, Bob, Bye-bye!
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Betrayal and Conflict Over Ambition
Scarlet
How dare you! Aaaaaahhhhh!
[furiously; gets hit by a ball; pounced on by a corgi, who licks her, but Scarlet throws the corgi back onto the floor, scaring the painter, corgi whimpers.]
Kevin
Scarlet!
[relieved]
Scarlet
Don't you "Scarlet" me, you backstabbing little traitors! Using Herb's invention to steal my crown?!
[gets mad at the Minions]
Herb
I feel used. Not gonna lie.
Scarlet
You stole my dream. I was going to conquer England someday. There was going to be a coronation, and I was going to be made queen. Every moment was planned. I’d wear a dress so sparkly it glowed, and everyone who ever doubted me would be watching and they would be crying. I was going to be the picture of elegance and class, and you pinheads screwed it up!
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Hypno-Hat Introduction by Herb Overkill
Herb Overkill
Hypno-Hat!
[gives Stuart the hat]
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Herb Overkill's Enthusiasm for Torture
Herb Overkill
Prepare for torture which I do!
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Excitement for Upcoming Adventure
Herb Overkill
This is gonna be so FUN!
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Introducing the Minion Trio: Stuart, Kevin, Bob
Taglines
Meet Stuart, Kevin & Bob
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A Final Warning from Scarlet Overkill
Scarlet Overkill
And so help me. I never want to see another one of your goofy buttered faces ever again!
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Scarlet Overkill's Dark Humor on Explosions
Scarlet Overkill
Ha-ha-ha, your imbecile. Have fun exploding.
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Bob declares himself as King Bob
Bob
King Bob!
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Stuart's Enthusiastic Greeting to Claire and Tiffany
Stuart
Ah, Claire. Ooh, Tiffany. Mi bellas! Rawr.
[kisses them]
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Bedtime Story Idea with Cookies and Milk
Herb
Woah! These guys are pumped!
Scarlet
Maybe I'll settle them down with a bedtime story. How does that sound, Bob? Bob?, Bob? BOB?
[screaming louder]
Bob
Bedtime story?
Herb
That is a groovy idea! I'll get some cookies and warm milk. This is gonna be so fun!
Scarlet
Oh, yes. I've got a really really really good bedtime story. Once upon a time, there were 3 little pigs. One fateful day, the pigs encountered a big, bad wolf who had a wonderful surprise for them. The wolf offered the 3 piggies and all their friends a job working for her. Everyone would be so happy. All the 3 little piggies had to do was just steal one little crown that the beautiful wolf had wanted ever since she was a penniless little street cub, unloved and abandoned… but that crown would mean she was a princess, and everybody loves the princess, so the wolf sent the piggies to get that crown... but the little piggies weren't up to the challenge. They failed their mission, so the wolf huffed and puffed, and she blew them off the face of the earth! The end. Good luck getting that crown tomorrow, little piggies. I know you wouldn't disappoint me.
[beginning to count the history; Kevin and Stuart are scared; the light turns off while they look Bob sleeping]
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Scarlet Overkill's Dismissive Reaction
Scarlet Overkill
No, no no no…
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Scarlet Overkill Declares an End to Chaos
Scarlet Overkill
ENOUGH! This…ends…NOW!
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Desperation for Escape
Scarlet Overkill
Got to get out of here! Let… us… go!
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Queen's Warning Against Crown Theft
Queen Elizabeth II
Gentleman... do... not... steal... ladies'... crowns...!
[beats up Stuart]
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Scarlet Overkill's Fiery Statement
Scarlet Overkill
It’s red hot.
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The Pleasure of Embracing Evil
Scarlet Overkill
Doesn't it feel so good to be bad?
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