Where to Watch Minty the Assassin (2009)

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Read on for a listing of streaming and cable services - including rental, purchase, and subscription alternatives - along with the availability of 'Minty the Assassin' on each platform when they are available. Now, before we get into the fundamentals of how you can watch 'Minty the Assassin' right now, here are some finer points about the Ground Down Productions adventure flick.

Minty the Assassin starring Elina Madison, Anthony Ray Parker, Tabitha Taylor, Chip Joslin has a Not Rated rating, a runtime of about 1 hr 20 min, and a scheduled release date of August 7th, 2009.

It received a user score of 27/100 on TMDb, which put together reviews from 3 top users.

Let’s set the scene for you... Here's the plot: "MINTY is a youthful, raven haired, punk rock, feminist, female super heroine, that gets her super powers from eating chocolate (which is a good source of antioxidants). One day Minty's agent, BIG BOSS, an older and honorable gentlemen, is taken hostage by DOCTOR BRAIN BENDER, the evil neuro-scientist. Minty then fights her way up various perverse floors of Doctor Brain Bender's paranormal building to rescue Big Boss. Several unusual villains stand in her way: CAPTAIN CAPABILITY, a freak of nature; SENSATIONAL NINJA, an effeminate assassin; RAT MONSTER, a depressed mutant; BRUCE ZEE, a psycho martial artist; MOLLY LEVIATHAN, a sensual super vixen; ZEN COWBOY, a blindfolded gunslinger; and DOUBLE DELICIOUS, an intellectual lesbian vampire. Throughout this wild odyssey, Minty educates her adversaries on the fascinating world of natural science and then uses her beauty, her brains, and pure brutality to demonstrate the biological theory of the survival of the fittest" .