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The Limitations of Christmas Magic
Kris
Well, I would greatly like to oblige, Mr. Collins, but I cannot make this reindeer fly.
Collins
I didn't think so.
Kris
He only flies on Christmas Eve.
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Belief in Santa Claus Sparks Laughter
Grandson
Ask him. Ask him. Look at him, Grandpa. Ask him!
Judge Harper
Uh, I'm sorry. He, uh... He thinks you're Santa Claus.
[to Kris]
Kris
I am. Merry Christmas.
[to Harper's grandson; to Harper; leaves]
Grandson
Nuts! I should have got his autograph!
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Facing Consequences of Actions
Daniel
Do I have to go to jail now?
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A Proposal for Marriage
Priest
Are you ready?
Dorey
For what?
Priest
To get married.
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The Question of Belief in Santa Claus
C.F. Cole
We invite you to ask yourself this one simple question: Do you believe in Santa Claus?
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Dinner Invitation Inquiry
Dorey
Are you still coming to dinner?
Bryan
Am I still invited?
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Santa Claus Experience Inquiry
Dorey
Would you be our Santa Claus?
Kris
Uh, me?
Dorey
Well, do you have any experience?
Kris
Well... Just a little.
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Concerns About Santa Claus Before Bedtime
Susan
I can't sleep.
Dorey
What's on your mind?
Susan
Santa Claus.
Dorey
Mr. Kringle? What about him?
Susan
He talked sign language with a kid today.
Dorey
That was considerate of him.
Susan
He looks like every picture of Santa Claus I've ever seen.
Dorey
I know. That's why I hired him.
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Belief in Christmas and Its Meaning
Kris
You think I'm a fraud, don't you?
Dorey
Fraud is a bit too strong of a word.
Kris
But you don't believe in me.
Dorey
I believe that Christmas is for children.
Kris
Well your daughter doesn't believe in me, either.
Dorey
I don't think that there's any harm in not believing in a figure that many do acknowledge to be a fiction.
Kris
Oh, but there is. I'm not just a whimsical figure who wears a charming suit and affects a jolly demeanor. You know, I... I... I'm a symbol. I'm a symbol of the human ability to be able to suppress the selfish and hateful tendencies that rule the major part of our lives. If... You can't believe, if you can't accept anything on faith, then you're doomed for a life dominated by doubt.
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Embrace the Spirit of Belief
Taglines
Discover the Miracle.
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Cross-Examination in Courtroom Proceedings
Judge Harper
Mr. Collins, would you like to cross examine... ...your wife?
[quietly chuckles]
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Embrace the Spirit of the Miracle
Taglines
Experience the Miracle.
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The Value of Belief in Santa Claus
Bryan
Your Honor, a lot of people believe in Mr. Kringle. Including millions of children. If you rule against him, you won't destroy anyone's belief but you will destroy the man they believe in. Mr. Kringle is not concerned for himself, if he was he wouldn't be here. He is in this regrettable position because he is willing to sacrifice himself for children. To create in their minds a world far better than the one we've made for them. If this is, as Mr. Collins suggests, a masquerade then Mr. Kringle is eager to forfeit his freedom to preserve that masquerade. To subject himself to prosecution to protect the children's right to believe. If this court finds that Mr. Kringle is not who he says he is, that there is no Santa, I ask the court to judge which is worse: A lie that draws a smile or a truth that draws a tear.
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Childhood Wishes and Family Aspirations
Dorey Walker
Susan.
Susan Walker
What?
Dorey Walker
What else did you ask Mr. Kringle for?
Susan Walker
A baby brother. See ya.
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The Power of Belief in Possibility
Taglines
If you really believe, anything can happen.
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Defending Belief in Santa Claus
Orderly
This guy ain't dangerous. He may be off his rails a bit, but he ain't no thug. And if he wants to call himself Santa Claus, then God bless him.
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Kris Remembers a Past Mishap with Antenna
Kris
Mr. Collins, I hope you've taken down that old TV antenna. I ripped my pants on it last year.
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