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Sasquatch Reveals Surprising Abilities to Frost
Sasquatch
It's still there. Excuse me, I think I had something... there it is... In my throat. Like a nut, or a field mouse or something, I don't know. Am I rambling? I'm a little nervous! If I'm being honest here, I- Sir Lionel Frost, I presume. Hi.
[growls, which slowly turns into a very hard and wheezy cough; gasping; Coughing slowly dies out; coughs again; continuing; chuckles; clears throat]
Sir Lionel Frost
You can speak?!
[Too stunned to speak, he stares. The Sasquatch smiles nervously; after chuckling in shock and surprise]
Sasquatch
Yes, and, um, I write as well. My penmanship isn’t great, but, uh, you know, opposable thumbs and fat fingers, you know?
[he holds up the letter he’d written to Sir Lionel; chuckles]
Frost
How can you speak?
[still chuckling]
Sasquatch
Ah, good question. Well, I watched at first. I listened, very closely I pay attention to a lot of things. I learned, I stole some books, newspapers here and there. Um, an old shaman in the valley, gave me some help. Not only that, he taught me how to play chess.
Frost
Smart shaman.
Sasquatch
No, not really, I mean- I beat him every time. He's a lousy player. And he cheats, he's a cheater.
[chuckles again]
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Disguise and Law: A Humorous Exchange
Mr. Link
We're not gonna break in, are we? I mean, that's against the law!
[whispering]
Frost
Oh, please, Mr. Link. This is America. put this on.
[hands him a stocking]
Mr. Link
Sir Lionel! Sir! Do you have a size bigger? I think I put a run in it.
[shows him wearing the stocking on his leg]
Frost
On your head! It's a disguise! We're not here to perform Burlesque! Look, forget about the stocking. Throw this. What did..What did you just do?
[hands him a grappling hook with rope attached; Mr. Link then throws all of the rope over the other side of the wall]
Mr. Link
Uh, what do you mean? I threw the rope over the wall.
Frost
I didn't mean all of it!
Frost
Oh, you don't say?
[sarcastically]
Mr. Link
No, I do- I do say. I just said that right then, aren't you listening?
Frost
Well now what do we do?
[to himself]
Mr. Link
You said throw the rope over, so I threw the rope over.
Frost
Well why don't you throw this over as well?!
[his pack]
Mr. Link
Okay. Oh...
[he throws it over the wall; in realization]
Frost
Okay, forget it. You'll have to climb the wall and pull me up.
[grunts, but restrains himself]
Mr. Link
I don't know, I'm not a good climber.
Frost
Oh for pity's sake, of course you are! Look at your arms!
[holds up one of his arms with his cane]
Mr. Link
That's a good point. That's a good point. Okay.
[looks to the wall; Mr. Link then does many outlandish warm-ups, and bolts towards the wall, tripping and leaving a large hole in it.]
Frost
Bravo.
Mr. Link
Thank You.
[weakly]
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Comfort and Discomfort in Unusual Situations
Mr. Link
This feels very confined. I feel woozy, do I look pale? I feel pale...
Frost
Oh, stop fidgeting, Mr. Link. You mustn't draw attention to yourself.
[hits Mr. Link's shoulder with his cane]
Mr. Link
Yeah, well I'm not very comfortable stealing a man's clothes.
[whispers]
Frost
Well you can't walk around naked. It's indecent.
Mr. Link
Yeah, but... his underwear too? It just seems a little... I mean, i turned them inside out and all, but... Is it hot in here? I think I need some air.
Frost
By all means, crack open the win… …dow.
[suddenly Mr. Link smashes the train window with his fist to crack it open]
Mr. Link
Oh, that’s better.
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Trust and Belief in Unlikely Friendships
Frost
So, how do you know about me?
Sasquatch
Oh. I've read all about you. I think that one's my favorite, right there. Let's see, there might be a picture...
[Shows Frost various headlines from newspapers, stating that he's either failed or lost money, and even one that states that a rumored affair occurred]
Frost
Yes, yes, yes, well you can't believe everything you read, can you?
Sasquatch
But I need someone who knows the wild world. Someone who believes in my existance. But, you know, doesn't wanna shoot me. You're not gonna shoot me, are you?
[He looks up]
Frost
But, if I may ask, what exactly do you ask of me?
[shakes his head]
Sasquatch
Take me away from this place. I’m lonely. Your world, it grows bigger, mine is eaten away. I've walked through these woods for so long, but I'm the last one, y'know? I have no friends, no...no family, really nobody. But, on the other side of the world there's this creature, he's a snowman!
[sighs; shows Frost a newspaper with a photo of a large human footprint in the snow.]
Frost
The yeti?
Sasquatch
And look at this. I think these yetis, are my cousins! Can you take me there?
[shows Frost a sketch of the Yeti running from humans to the mountains]
Frost
Take you to the Himalayas?
Sasquatch
Well of course you can do that! You're- You're a great man!
Frost
Well, that's a tantalizing proposition, I'll admit. But, you must understand, my main goal was to find proof of you.
[chuckles]
Sasquatch
Proof? What Kind of proof?
Frost
Irrefutable proof that you exist to show to my naysayers. Like a fingernail clipping, hair, a tooth, feces...
Sasquatch
Oh, well I have all those things. That seems like a fair deal!
Frost
Agreed. I will get you there. And, in return, you shall get me to where I belong. Oh yes, I'll prove the existance of not just one, but an entire branch of missing links. imagine the headlines then.
Sasquatch
Oh wow, you- you're really gonna take me there?
Frost
Indeed. I give you my word.
Sasquatch
Okay, what is it?
Frost
What?
Sasquatch
Your word.
Frost
What do you mean?
Sasquatch
You said you would give me your word so......so what is it?
Frost
It's a figure of speech.
Sasquatch
Sounds good, what is it?
Frost
The word, my friend, is trust.
Sasquatch
Oh so you want the poop now?
Frost
Err, later will be fine.
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A Name Change Revealed
Frost
And that prospector's name was...?
Mr. Link
Susan.
Lionel Frost
Su… Susan?
Mr. Link
Yes, Susan. That should be my name.
Lionel
So this prospector was a girl.
Mr. Link
Yes, that’s correct.
Lionel
That is a girl’s name.
Mr. Link
Uh-huh.
Sir Frost
Well, it... It suits you.
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Misunderstandings and Urgency in Crisis
Mr. Link
Um…
Tribeswoman
You have killed my grandmother!
Adelina Fortnight
Quick, quick, quick, someone should give her the kiss of life!
Frost
You’re the man for the job.
[to Mr. Link]
Mr. Link
How’s my breath?
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A Request for Assistance in a Pit
Frost
Now, Hold me tightly!
[holds his arms out]
Mr. Link
Um, are you sure? Adelina's watching.
[whispers]
Frost
What? No. I want you to throw me out of the pit!
Mr. Link
I think you might be a little too heavy.
Frost
Nonsense. Now, give it all you’ve got.
Mr. Link
Ooph. It’s hard to know who’s fault that was. Let’s do it again.
[throws him and Sir Lionel smashes into the ice wall and slides down]
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