Mission Love

Hans calls his girlfriend Heinz which tells you everything you need to know about their relationship Theyre a typical couple whore stuck in a rut after eight years Hans works at a copy shop and Heinz is an actress relegated to voicing a cartoon stoplight On their anniversary they go to the movies Its a romance But the spark on screen just doesnt strike them When Hans gives Heinzs ex her phone number instead of putting up a fight over her Heinz alarm bells go off How can this be love They decided to make a list of everything than makes up a real love Romance desire passion jealousy drama deep feelings in other words Hans and Heinz methodically start checking off their list and realize Real life is nothing like the movies