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Moonrise Kingdom Quotes

"A story of young love, wild adventures, and a very neat escape."

PG-13 2012 · 1h 34m
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77
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12 quotes
The Complexity of Secrets and Morality
Sam Wait, these are all library books. In my school, you're only allowed to check out one at a time. Some of these are going to be overdue. Do you steal? Why? You're not poor.
Suzy I might turn some of them back in one day. I haven't decided yet. I know it's bad. I think I just took them to have a secret to keep.
Understanding Child Wisdom and Adult Responsibility
Sam I admit we knew we'd get in trouble. That part's true. We knew people would be worried, and we still ran away, anyway. But something also happened, which we didn't do on purpose. When we first met each other, something happened to us.
Captain Sharp That's very eloquent. I can't argue against anything you're saying. But then again, I don't have to, cause you're 12 years old. Look, let's face it, you're probably a much more intelligent person than I am. In fact, I guarantee it. But even smart kids stick their finger in electrical sockets sometimes. It takes time to figure things out. It's been proven by history. All mankind makes mistakes. It's our job to try to protect you from making the dangerous ones, if we can. We want a slug?
[offering him beer]
Captain Sharp What's your rush? You've got your whole life in front of yourself. Ahead of you, I mean.
Sam Maybe so. Anyway, you're a bachelor.
Captain Sharp So are you.
Sam That's true. Did you love someone ever?
Captain Sharp Yes, I did.
Sam What happened?
Captain Sharp She didn't love me back.
Sam Ah.
Captain Sharp I'm sorry for your loss. Anyway, that's what you're supposed to say.
A Unique Perspective on Family and Love
Sam I feel I'm in a real family now. Not like yours, but similar to one.
Suzy I always wished I was an orphan. Most of my favorite characters are. I think your lives are more special.
Sam I love you, but you don't know what you're talking about.
Suzy I love you, too.
Confronting Pain and Self-Inflicted Wounds
Laura Bishop I'm sorry Walt.
Walt Bishop It's not your fault... Which injuries are you apologizing for? Specifically.
Laura Bishop Specifically? Whichever ones still hurt.
Walt Bishop Half of those were self-inflicted... I hope the roof flies off, and I get sucked up into space. You'll be better off without me.
Laura Bishop Stop feeling sorry for yourself.
Walt Bishop Why?
Laura Bishop We're all they've got, Walt.
Walt Bishop That's not enough.
Unexpected Rivalry and Unlikely Congratulations
Sam Why do you consider me your enemy?
Redford Because your girlfriend stabbed me in the back with lefty scissors.
Sam She's my wife now.
Redford Congratulations!
Sam Thank you. But I'm saying before that, six weeks ago, from day one, why didn't you like me?
Redford Why should I? Nobody else does.
The Power of Perspective and Creativity
Sam Why do you always use binoculars?
Suzy It helps me see things closer. Even if they're not very far away. I pretend it's my magic power.
Sam That sounds like poetry. Poems don't always have to rhyme, you know. They're just supposed to be creative.
Childhood Concerns in Young Love
Sam It's possible I may wet the bed by the way. Later, I mean.
Suzy Okay.
Sam I wish I didn't have to mention it but just in case. I don't want to make you be offended.
Suzy Of course, I won't.
Emotional Expressions in a Mother-Daughter Conflict
Laura Bishop We women are more emotional...
Suzy I hate you.
Laura Bishop Don't say "hate".
Suzy Why not? I mean it.
Laura Bishop You think you mean it, in this moment. You're trying to hurt me.
Suzy Exactly.
The Challenges of Young Love
Laura Bishop Poor Suzy. Why is everything so hard for you?
Suzy We're in love. We just want to be together. What's wrong with that?
The Universality of Human Mistakes
Captain Sharp It's been proven by history: all mankind makes mistakes.
Custodial Guardians Under Scrutiny by Social Services
Walt Bishop Our daughter's been abducted by one of these beige lunatics!
Social Services You two are the most appallingly incompetent custodial guardians Social Services has ever had the misfortune to encounter in a TWENTY-SEVEN year career!
[to Scout Master Ward and Captain Sharp]
Navigating Life's Challenges and Opportunities
Cousin Ben Your badge in seamanship?
Sam Yes, sir.
Cousin Ben Good. There's a cold water crabber moored off Broken Rock. The skipper owes me an IOU. We'll see if he can take you on as a claw cracker. It won't be an easy life, but it's better than shock therapy.
Sam Thank you, sir. By the way, where's the chapel tent?
Cousin Ben Back there, but the padre's home with the mumps. Why do you ask?
Sam I want to bring my wife.
Suzy But we're not married yet.
Cousin Ben You his girl?
Suzy Yeah.
Cousin Ben Technically, I'm a civil law scrivener. I'm authorized to declare births, deaths, and marriages. You're kind of young. You got a license?
Sam, Suzy No.
Cousin Ben I can't offer you a legally binding union. It won't hold up in the state, the county, or frankly, any courtroom in the world, due to your age, lack of a license, and failure to get parental consent. But the ritual does carry a very important moral weight within yourselves. You can't enter into the contract lightly. Look into my eyes. Do you love each other?
Suzy Yes, we do.
Cousin Ben Think about what I'm saying. Are you sure you're ready for this?
Suzy Yes, we are.
Cousin Ben They're not listening to me. Let me rephrase it.
[to nobody in particular]
Suzy We're in a hurry.
Cousin Ben Are you chewing gum? Spit out the gum, sister. In fact, everybody.
Cousin Ben I don't like the snappy attitude. This is the most important decision you've made in your lives. Now go over by the trampoline and talk it through before you give me another quick answer...