Coffin in the Bedroom: A Strange Discovery
P. C. Freddie:
Sleeps in a coffin? Don't be dark.
Tilly:
I tell you he does. I've seen it.
P. C. Freddie:
Where?
Tilly:
In his bedroom. He hasn't got a bed in there. He's only got a coffin.
P. C. Freddie:
Listen, my old aunt Agatha likes sleeping in a rocking chair. There's nothing usual about that. The old boy prefers a coffin, well that's his funeral.
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Bats and Family Connections
Von Housen:
When I came in, I saw you looking at that painting. Do you like bats?
Mrs. Riley:
No, I hate them. They give me cold shivers up and down me brisket.
Von Housen:
That's a great pity. That happens to be my brother.
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Curiosity About Evening Attire and Burial
Hitchcock:
I'm curious to know why you always sleep in your evening clothes.
Von Housen:
Really?
Hitchcock:
Yes, Master.
Von Housen:
I was buried in them.
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