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Mr. Deeds Quotes

"Don't let the fancy clothes fool you."

PG-13 2002 · 1h 37m
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Mr. Deeds
Understanding Anger and Defending Oneself
McEnroe I like the way you beat up those guys who were making fun of you. It was pretty cool.
Deeds Yeah I bet you know what it's like to get all riled up, Johnny Mac.
McEnroe That I do.
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Mr. Deeds
Rhyming Challenges in Conversation
Deeds I couldn't think of anything else that rhymes with schlub. Rub and tub didn't work.
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Mr. Deeds
Unexpected Encounter with a Sneaky Character
Deeds Whoa, you kinda snuck up on me there...
Emilio I am very very sneaky, sir.
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Mr. Deeds
Observations on a Mugging Incident
Mr. Deeds Ma'am, you were just the victim of a New York City mugger. As I suspected, he was a coward and a weakling, and also wore more cologne than any man should wear.
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Mr. Deeds
Unconventional Pizza Toppings and Friendship
Deeds Crazy Eyes.
Crazy Eyes Hey, Deeds.
Deeds How you doin', pal? I got your pizza for you, just the way you like it.
Crazy Eyes Oh, yes. French Fries and Oreos, you know me all too well, Deeds.
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Mr. Deeds
Unexpected Diagnosis and Its Implications
Cedar Congratulations, you have a spastic colon.
Cecil That would explain a lot.
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Mr. Deeds
Complimentary Exchange Between Deeds and Sharpton
Deeds You climbed mountains and built skyscrapers.
Reverend Sharpton Nice rhyme, nice rhyme.
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Mr. Deeds
Unexpected Revelations in Casual Conversation
Mac Are you gonna see him again tonight?
Mac That's priceless! You, a virgin!
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Mr. Deeds
Confusion Over Longfellow Deeds' Name
Cedar We're looking for somebody. Longfellow Deeds.
Murph Wow! Is that Deeds first name?
Cecil Well, if the Deeds you're referring to is Longfellow Deeds, then yes, that is Deeds's first name.
Murph Well, I don't know Deeds's first name. Maybe it's Greg.
Cecil Maybe it's Longfellow.
Murph Maybe. But I don't know. I know another guy named Greg. You want me to call him up?
Cedar No! Thank you. Please. Just tell us where Deeds lives.
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Mr. Deeds
A Humorous Exchange About Responsibility
Jan Where were you kickin'? I ain't got no balls, dummy!
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Mr. Deeds
Unusual Reasons for Incarceration Explained
Deeds What are you in for?
Crazy Eyes Eh, I'm doin an overnighter for bitin the mailman.
Crazy Eyes He was tryin to cast some spell on me like a wizard or somethin'.
Deeds You sure about that?
Crazy Eyes I don't know, maybe he was just wavin'.
Crazy Eyes Who're your friends?
Deeds This is Chuck and Cecil, they're visiting from New York.
Crazy Eyes I don't like em.
Deeds Okay, then.
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Mr. Deeds
Requests for Leaf Maintenance in a Conversation
Consuela Want me to wipe the leaves on your ficus tree, Mr. Blake?
Blake You can call me Preston.
Consuela Want me to wipe the leaves on your ficus tree, Preston?
Blake Yes. Yes! YES!
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Mr. Deeds
Foot's Hideousness Becomes a Lasting Memory
Emilio The hideousness of that foot will haunt my dreams forever.
Deeds Oh, yeah. I've heard that before.
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Mr. Deeds
Friendship Over Wealth in Mr. Deeds
Emilio How can I thank you?
Deeds All I want is your friendship, Emilio. You're a good man.
Emilio Deeds! How about a billion dollars?
Deeds All right.
Emilio Done.
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Mr. Deeds
Ownership and Team Loyalty in Football Discussion
Deeds You guys football fans? I think the Pats could take the conference this year. I mean, the Dolphins are overrated and the Jets are choke artists.
Pilot I wouldn't say that, Mr. Deeds.
Deeds Just Deeds. Why's that, though?
Pilot You own the Jets, Deeds.
Deeds I do?! Whoa! That sucks. Jeez. I hope they don't play the Pats in the playoffs, or I'll have to kill myself.
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Mr. Deeds
A Reflection on Preston Blake's Legacy
Deeds This guy could make a fortune writing greeting cards.
[impressed]
Rev. Sharpton Yes, we remember Preston Blake.
Funeral attendants Amen.
Deeds Amen!
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Mr. Deeds
A Cat Rescue Mission Unfolds
Coretta I'm not leaving without me kitties.
Deeds How many cats do you have?
Coretta 7.
Deeds Holy shit. Lets get cracking. I apologize for the language.
Coretta Apology accepted.
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Mr. Deeds
Unexpected Tasks and Deceptions Among Friends
Cedar Excuse me. Is Mr. Deeds around?
Jan No, I'm sorry. He's out making deliveries. The regular delivery guy called in sick. But you don't look too sick to me, Murph.
Murph Oh! I forgot I was fakin sick today. You two tricked me into comin here.
[to Cedar and Cecil]
Jan Murph, put on an apron and gimme a hand.
Murph You guys played me like a fiddle. Touche!
[sets to work]
Cecil Is Mrs. Deeds around?
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