Mr. Destiny (1990) - Quotes

A Whimsical Journey of Fate and Comedy

Taglines: A totally magical comedy!

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Wishes Granted and Their Consequences

Taglines: Larry Burrows wished for it all... until all that he wished for came true!

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The Cost of Desire and Sacrifice

Taglines: Would you give up everything you have... for everything you've ever wanted? Then meet...

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Advice Amidst Disappointment and Doubt

Mike the Bartender: Saw the game, kid. Tough break.

Young Larry Burrows: You said it, mister. I blew it good.

Mike the Bartender: Don't worry too much about it. Remember, you've got your whole life to look forward to. Things will work out just fine. Trust me.

Young Larry Burrows: [walking away] Old fart. What the hell does he know?

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Gratitude for Life's Journey and Celebrations

Larry Joseph Burrows: Thanks. Thanks for everything. The good and the bad. Boy, you sure do know how to make a point. Oh, and listen, Mike - whatever you've got planned for the rest of my life? It's perfect.

Mike the Bartender: [toasts] Happy birthday, Larry.

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Unspoken Gifts in Simple Conversations

Cindy Jo Bumpers: I wish I'd known it was your birthday, I would have gotten you something.

Larry Joseph Burrows: Well, Cindy Jo, you've already given me more than you could possibly know. Really.

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A Conversation on Fate and Regret

Ellen Jane Burrows: I was wrong about you. I think you're a wonderful man. I wish it could've been different between us. I guess it just wasn't meant to be. Sorry.

Larry Joseph Burrows: [long pause as Ellen walks away] Wait a minute, that's bullshit! It was meant to be!

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Unrecognized Value in a Perfect Life

Ellen Jane Burrows: Larry, if we had such a great life together, why'd you want it changed?

Larry Joseph Burrows: (pause) I guess... I just didn't know what I had.

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Taking Responsibility for One's Destiny

Mike the Bartender: Your destiny has been changed, Larry, by request, I might add. And you must take responsibility for the circumstances of your new life. They are, after all, of your own making.

Larry Joseph Burrows: Well, if I made em, I can unmake em!

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Embracing Change and Uncertainty

Larry Joseph Burrows: Is there anything else that's gonna come as a shock?

Mike the Bartender: It all will, to some degree.

Larry Joseph Burrows: To what degree?

Mike the Bartender: You'll see. Things have changed, Larry. You have to take the bad with the good. You didn't think everything was gonna be perfect, did you?

Larry Joseph Burrows: Well, I... I... I suppose not.

Mike the Bartender: This is your life, Larry. Learn to enjoy what you've got.

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The Impact of Small Choices on Destiny

Larry Joseph Burrows: How can my life change so much just because I hit one stinking baseball?

Mike the Bartender: Well, you see Larry, one's destiny is a very complicated thing. Every incident in a person's life affects everything else that follows it. Instead of missing the baseball, however, you hit it. Then you became a hero, married the prom queen, and so on, and so forth, until you find yourself exactly where you are. So you see, hitting that baseball has spun your life off in an entirely new direction.

Larry Joseph Burrows: Are you an angel or something?

Mike the Bartender: Not exactly, no.

Larry Joseph Burrows: Then what are you?

Mike the Bartender: Have you ever been faced with a decision, and you weren't sure what to do?

Larry Joseph Burrows: Yeah, sure, plenty of times.

Mike the Bartender: And then something inside you made you choose one direction over another?

Larry Joseph Burrows: Yeah. So?

Mike the Bartender: So that's me. I make the suggestions, and you make the choices. That's how destiny works, Larry - very subtly. Welcome to your new life, Larry. I hope you like it.

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Life Changes at the Bar

Larry Joseph Burrows: So, Mike, do you do this a lot, I mean, you know, change peoples lives and stuff?

Mike the Bartender: I've been known to make a few adjustments now and again.

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Exploring Feelings of Missing Out

Larry Joseph Burrows: Sometimes I get the distinct feeling I'm missing out on something.

Harry Burrows: Well, what she's got - and she's got plenty you don't need.

Larry Joseph Burrows: You sure?

Harry Burrows: [pause] Not absolutely. But if I ever tried to find out, your mother would kill me.

Larry Joseph Burrows: You're the dad every kid dreams of, you know that?

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Reflections on an Ordinary Life

Larry Joseph Burrows: 35 years old, and my life is shit.

Mike the Bartender: Can't be all that bad.

Larry Joseph Burrows: It's not that it's bad, you know, it's just that it's ordinary.

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Unexpected Interruptions in the Workplace

Larry Joseph Burrows: [voice-over] Why is it every time you break into your boss's office, he always walks in on you?

Niles Pender: Lose something, Burrows?

Larry Joseph Burrows: Something tells me I have.

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Contentment Versus the Desire for Excitement

Clip Metzler, Larry's Best Friend: Well, you know what your problem is? Nothing's ever good enough for you. Way I see it, you've got the perfect life. You've got a wonderful home, a terrific wife, a good job, and the best friend money can buy. What else could a guy want?

Larry Joseph Burrows: A little excitement would be nice.

A Conversation About Baseball and Towing

Ellen Jane Burrows: Oh, honey, were you thinking about that silly baseball game again?

Jackie: When I played for the Bears, they used to call me "Cement Head". But you can call me Jackie.

Duncan the Tow Truck Driver: Somebody here call for a tow truck?

Taking Control of One's Destiny

Mike the Bartender: Congratulations, Larry. It's a brave man who takes control of his own destiny.

Perceptions of Popularity and Acceptance

Mike the Bartender: You'll find a lot of people don't like you, Larry.

Unexpected Connection to the Desk

Larry Joseph Burrows: How about that! The desk is wired to my ass!

Reflections on Life's Possibilities

Larry Joseph Burrows: Maybe it was because it was my birthday. Maybe it was seeing Cindy Jo. I don't know. But all morning I'd been thinking about what it would have been like if my life had turned out differently.

The Importance of Memory in Life Choices

Larry Joseph Burrows: [[w:1970|1970] How well do you remember ]?

The Paradox of Success and Failure

Larry Joseph Burrows: Why is it when you do something terrific, nine times out of 10 you're all alone, but when you screw up really big, the whole world is watching?

Unexpected Distractions in Life's Moments

Larry Joseph Burrows: Why is it every time your best friend's kissing you on the head, a beautiful woman comes along and catches you?

Awkward Moments with Freeze-Dried Coffee

Larry Joseph Burrows: Why is it every time you have a mouthful of freeze-dried coffee, your boss walks in on you?

Reflections on Destiny and Life's Choices

Larry Joseph Burrows: [[w:June 14|June 14th] Destiny's a pretty big concept, when you think about it. Where you are in life, how you got there, what would have happened if one thing or another had been different. To be honest, I never gave it much thought, myself, until today, ], my 35th birthday, and without a doubt, the strangest day of my life. Do you remember the old story that starts, "This guy goes into a bar"? Well, I'm the guy, and here's the story.