Mulan II (2004) - Quotes

Taglines: Saving China was just The Beginning

Taglines: She's got a mission to attend to...right after her wedding.

Taglines: Huns beware, this girl's gonna beat you into the next year.

Taglines: She's primped. She's engaged. She's back.

Mushu: Hey, yo, where's my masseuse? Saving China gives me knots you wouldn't believe.

Ancestors: [groans] Oh!

Mushu: And what about my pedicure? Let's get jamming on the toe jam, people. And somebody heat up some oil. I don't know what we're gonna do with it yet, but it's gonna be good. Does a hero dragon deserve anything less? Draw my bath. Warm my towel. Let the pampering begin!

General Li Shang: [to Lord Qin; takes her hands] My Lord, I love Mulan. And I don't care what the rules say. If she'll have me, I intend to marry her right here. Right now.

Mushu: Mulan, what do you say to a little pick-me-up?

Fa Mulan: [stops Khan in slowly] My father said, "Differences can make you stronger." He didn't realize that Shang and I are just too different.

Mushu: Well, you know, you've always got me. The old team, right?

Fa Mulan: Aw, you're always looking out for me, Mushu.

Mushu: [laughs nervously] Just doing the best I can.

Fa Mulan: Really, I just don't know what I'd do without you. You're the best friend I've ever had.

Mushu: [chattering and gaspes] AAAAH!!!! Oh, I can't stand it no more! The only thing wrong with you and Shang...is me! I'm the one that got between you!

Fa Mulan: [confused] What are you talking about? It's not like you made the carriage go into the river.

Mushu: Now, that was an accident. Following several attempts at "on purpose".

Fa Mulan: [slowly realizing] And it wasn't YOU outside Shang's tent.

Mushu: [gulps] He he, you know how I gab?

Fa Mulan: And you woke him up after I left?!

Mushu: It wasn't easy, neither that man can sleep.

Fa Mulan: [angrily] Mushu, what did you do?!

Mushu: Well, I was banging pots and pans...

Fa Mulan: [losing control of her rage and yelling at Mushu] NO! What did YOU do?!

Mushu: [chattering] YOU WAS GETTING MARRIED! Everything was gonna change! I was gonna lose you and my pedestal!

Fa Mulan: You mean you got between Shang and me so you could keep your job?!

Mushu: I'm sorry!

Fa Mulan: What you did was unforgivable!

Mushu: But you and Shang are so different!

Fa Mulan: [with sudden realization; Mushu's annoyed; catching with Khan in speed] Wait a second! Not as different as I thought! Of all those problems, they weren't us. They were you! Oh, I've got to talk to Shang. Tell him I love him.

Mushu: Mulan, I'll make it up to you! I promise!

Fa Mulan: [puts Mushu back in her bag; but the bandits appear in front of the group] Forget it. You've helped enough. Shang! Shang! It's an ambush!

Mushu: [doing a perfect voice imitation of Fa Mulan on a dummy outside General Li Shang's tent] General Shang? General Hardhead, that's what they should call him! Everything's got to have a strategy!

General Li Shang: [barely awake] Mulan?

Mushu: [still sounding like Fa Mulan] The man won't brush his teeth without a backup plan!

General Li Shang: [awakening slightly] Huh?

Mushu: [still imitating; the dummy's head falls off accidently, then he gasps as he places it back on; no longer imitating; covers his mouth] I blame myself. I fell for those broad shoulders. I didn't realize there wasn't much sittin on top of em! Oh, except for that garlic breath... Ooh-whee! That boy can peel paint! Oops.

General Li Shang: [gasps and covers his mouth, then angrily steps out of his tent to find Fa Mulan] THAT'S ENOUGH! Where is she?

Mushu: [chuckles] I am good!

General Li Shang: [angrily storming over to Mulan] MULAN!

Fa Mulan: Why hello, General. Out on night maneuvers?

General Li Shang: [makes a silly yet glaring face] General Hardhead? Brushing my teeth?

Fa Mulan: [curious] Um, is something wrong?

General Li Shang: [angrily scolding Mulan; covers his mouth] I heard you, Mulan. Every word.

Fa Mulan: [confused] Every word of what?

General Li Shang: Don't play coy, I saw you outside my tent.

Fa Mulan: What? I haven't left my post.

General Li Shang: And I suppose you weren't gossiping about me with the princesses?

Fa Mulan: Shang, did that dip in the river get you water-logged? And - why are you talking with your hand over your mouth?

General Li Shang: [angrily storms off while Mulan looks on, shocked] I wouldn't want to PEEL your PAINT!

Yao: [watching General Li Shang angrily leave] Changing of the guard.

General Li Shang: [furiously stops and angrily turns back to Mulan; angrily storms off again] And next time, DON'T LEAVE YOUR POST!

Fa Mulan: Hmph!

Yao: [Fa Mulan angrily growls and leaves in frustration] What's with him? What's with her? Who'm I talkin to?

Fa Mulan: Shang, I'm sorry. You're in charge of the mission.

General Li Shang: No, I'm the one who should be sorry. A good leader is opened up to new ideas. Forgive me?

Fa Mulan: [takes his hand and smiles] Ah, there's nothing to forgive.

Fa Mulan: Well, then, maybe we should just forget the map and wing it.

General Li Shang: We can't wing it. We need a new plan. We have three days. What if we get lost?

Fa Mulan: Then we pull over and ask directions.

General Li Shang: We don't need to pull over and ask directions. We have a map.

Fa Mulan: What is it with men and asking directions?

General Li Shang: What is it with women and maps?!

Su: Wow. China is so big. Isn't it beautiful, Mei? Mei?

Mei: [about Yao; dreamily] Yes, beautiful. Did you see the way he looked at me?

Ting-Ting: Who? The gorilla with the bad eye?

Mei: [hugs a pillow] Gorilla? He's more like a big, cuddly panda bear.

Su: But you didn't even talk to him.

Mei: A true romantic can tell. He may be...coarse on the outside, but on the inside...

Ting-Ting: He's gross?

Mei: [glaring] I mean under that.

Su: [Mei throws a pillow at her] He smells? Ooof!

Mei: [crawls over to Su and Ting Ting; grabs a pillow and hugs it] I can see past my nose. Deep down. Deep, DEEP down, WAY down...! There's something.

Su: [giggling] Oh! Ting Ting, I think she's in love!

Ting-Ting: No, there'll be none of that. Remember, Mei, you are to be married in three days. You gave your solemn oath.

Mei: [disappointedly] You're right.

Ling: [laughs] And so, I said, "You just broke my best set of china." China. Get it?

Yao: You should have seen the way she looked at me.

Ling: You mean with disgust?

General Li Shang: [to the Emperor] This mission does not call for force, but finesse. I know just the men.

Fa Mulan: China's most honored and noble soldiers.

Matchmaker: AND STAY OUT! I've found wives for HUNDREDS of men, but the Golden Dragon of Unity himself COULDN'T make love matches for YOU three! COME BACK WHEN YOU GET PERSONALITIES!

Ling: [Matchmaker throws the pot on his face] Well, that's a fine way to treat China's greatest heroes.

Woman in Crowd 1: So tell me, will it be a big wedding?

Fa Mulan: Absolutely!

General Li Shang: Oh ho, no! Absolutely not.

Woman in Crowd 2: Children?

General Li Shang: As many as possible.

Fa Mulan: Maybe one or two.

General Li Shang: We'll think about it.

Fa Mulan: Right away.

General Li Shang: Blue.

Fa Mulan: Pink!

General Li Shang: Mild.

Fa Mulan: Spicy!

General Li Shang: Yes!

Fa Mulan: No!

Fa Li: Oh, dear. Did you hear that?

Fa Zhou: Not exactly a harmonious couple, are they?

Fa Li: What should we do?

Fa Zhou: Perhaps we should give our gift to the children now.

General Li Shang: Mulan? Seems your grandma invited someone to help us celebrate the engagement.

Fa Mulan: [making a face] Really?...Who?

General Li Shang: [both looking outside at a whole crowd of people in Fa Mulan's front yard] China.

Crowd: [cheers and applause] CONGRATULATIONS!

Grandmother Fa: [Fa Mulan and General Li Shang laugh] Isn't it wonderful? Sorry, it's sort of slapdash. Took us by surprise, you know. Make way for the happy couple.

General Li Shang: Now this is a battlefield.

Mulan: What's our strategy, General?

General Li Shang: Divide and conquer.

Mushu: It seems like only last month, you and I were saving China!

Fa Mulan: [[Mulan (1998 film)|last month] It was ].

Mushu: How time flies. Ya know, baby, this must be a magical moment for you.

Fa Mulan: It's not every day I get engaged.

Mushu: [Cri-Kee chirps] No, I meant telling ME you're engaged. I'm the guy that gave you and Pretty Boy the hookup. Am I a guardian or am I a guardian?

Fa Mulan: [hugs him] Oh, You're more than that, Mushu. You're my most trusted friend.

Mushu: [starting to cry] Oh, that did it!

Mushu: This is gonna be delicious!

Mushu: Oh, what a happy, happy day! My little baby's gettin married!

Mushu: I just got some exfolitating cream in my eye!

Fa Mulan: Losing Shang will not be meaningless. No matter what it takes, I'm finishing this mission.

Fa Mulan: But I have another duty...to my heart.

Fa Mulan: Your Majesty, an arranged marriage?