18 quotes
Casual Greeting Between Characters
Rizzo
How you doing, Ed?
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Baab the Sheep's Insightful Reflection
Muppet actors
Kristina Donnelly as Baab the Sheep
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Muppet Characters Express Their Unique Perspectives
Muppet actors
] as Robin the Frog, Statler, Uber-Gonzo, Floyd Pepper and Lew Zealand
[[w:Jerry Nelson|Jerry Nelson]
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Unexpected Company in a Window Encounter
Rizzo
You're not alone.
[offscreen]
Rizzo
Gee, I don't know. Maybe it's the rat who's HANGING OUT OF THE WINDOW!!!!!!!!!
[offscreen]
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Sky Watch and Missing Snacks
Swedish Chef
No bon-bon!
Pepe
But no bread.
Rizzo
I know what you mean. I had some guacamole and it's still taking to me.
[While holding a plate with bologna]
Gonzo
No. No. Really. Look. Look. I'm not kidding. It was there just a second ago. I swear, Rizzo. It said, "Watch the sky.
[looking at the letter cereals]
Rizzo
Are you sure it didn't say "You need help?
Gonzo
But, but...
Rizzo
Maybe you and your cereal would like to be alone. Oh, hey! ♪ My bologna has a first name, it's O-S-C-A-R...♪
[takes the plate of]
Gonzo
Cool. Huh? "R U there?" RIZZO!
[he pours the cereal the bowl with letters, then grabbing a telescope; he looks at the letters, then making the words, saying, "R U There"]
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Fast Eddie's Perspective on Life
Muppet actors
] as Fast Eddie
[[w:Drew Massey|Drew Massey]
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A Playful Bet Among Friends
Pepe
Come on, Rizzo. Time to bet, okay.
Rizzo
All right, prawn cracker. I'll see your Maryland crab cakes and I'll raise you a 1958 cheddar cheese never been sniffed.
Kermit
Crab cakes and cheese?
Clifford
Can't beat that.
Gonzo
Hey, guys! The cosmic fish have spoken to me. I'M FROM OUTER SPACE!
[enters after being struck by lightning; excited]
Gonzo
I'm an alien!
Gonzo
No, no, Rizzo. I'm just fine.
Rizzo
AAAAAUUUGGHHH! MY CARDS! SOMEBODY GET A FIRE EXTINGUISHER! Not my cards! Oh, no, no, no.
[screaming]
Kermit
Gonzo, are you sure you're okay?
Gonzo
Yeah, yeah! Absolutely. But I have to respond. Gotta make contact.
Clifford
Where's he going with these keys?
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Muppet Characters Share Their Unique Perspectives
Muppet actors
] as The Great Gonzo, Zoot, Dr. Bunsen Honeydew, Waldorf, Beauregard, Chip and The Birdman
[[w:Dave Goelz|Dave Goelz]
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Muppet Characters Express Themselves in Quotes
Muppet actors
] as Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear, Animal and Sam the Eagle
[[w:Frank Oz|Frank Oz]
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Scooter's Perspective on Life's Challenges
Muppet actors
Adam Hunt as Scooter
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Finding Identity in Unusual Circumstances
Muppet actors
] as Sweetums
[[w:John Henson|John Henson]
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Embracing individuality and self-expression
Muppet actors
] as Dr. Teeth
[[w:John Kennedy|John Kennedy]
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A Muppet's Perspective on Life
Muppet actors
Rickey Boyd as Troy
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Muppet Characters Reflect on Their Situation
Muppet actors
] as Clifford and Carter
[[w:Kevin Clash|Kevin Clash]
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Muppet Characters Reflect on Their Experience
Muppet actors
] as Kermit the Frog, Rizzo the Rat, Beaker, Cosmic Fish #1 and Bean Bunny
[[w:Steve Whitmire|Steve Whitmire]
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Exploring Identity and Connection in Muppets
Muppet actors
] as Dr. Phil Van Neuter, Sal Minella and Talking Sandwich
[[w:Brian Henson|Brian Henson]
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Searching for Identity and Connection
Muppet actors
] as Shakes
[[w:Peter Linz|Peter Linz]
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Muppet Characters Share Their Unique Perspectives
Muppet actors
] as Pepe the King Prawn, Bobo the Bear, Johnny Fiama, The Swedish Chef, Rowlf the Dog, Bubba the Rat, Lead-singing Alien Gonzo and Cosmic Fish #2
[[w:Bill Barretta|Bill Barretta]
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