Uncertainty in the Face of Mystery
Sam Diamond:
That can only mean one thing—and I don't know what it is!
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Taking Turns in Investigation
Sam Diamond:
All right, we'll take turns. You look over the first dead, naked body that we find and I'll look over the second.
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Questioning the Moose on the Wall
Sam Diamond:
Why don't you ask the moose on the wall? He's been watching us since we came in.
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Concern for Sam's Well-Being
Tess Skeffington:
Please, excuse Sam. He was shot in the head last week. He shouldn't even be out of the hospital.
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Criminal History of a Suspected Smuggler
Tess Skeffington:
There's nothing on him until 46, when he was picked up in El Paso, Texas for trying to smuggle a truckload of rich, white Americans across the border into Mexico to pick melons. He was sent to the Dallas state hospital for mental observation.
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Critique of Gender Perception
Milo Perrier:
As a man you are barely passable, but as a woman you are a dog.
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Observation of Height Perception
Milo Perrier:
You look taller to me. Why is that?
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Identity and Nationality in Humor
Milo Perrier:
I am not a Frenchie, I'm a Belgie!
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Twain's Unusual Pursuit in France
Milo Perrier:
Mr. Twain would come to France every season…to hunt poodles.
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A Distinction in Family-Related Crimes
Milo Perrier:
Forgive me, but I was talking about patricide, not uncle-cide.
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High Stakes in a Deadly Game
Milo Perrier:
One of us will be one million dollars richer, and one of us will be going to the gas chamber to be hung.
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Unpleasant Task of a Dead Butler
Milo Perrier:
You don't have to say "dead butler." It's bad enough I have to put my hand in his pocket.
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Impatience for Dinner and a Corpse
Milo Perrier:
Monsieur Twain, we have been here nearly four hours and there has not been a hint of a hot dinner or a cold corpse. I must therefore bid you adieu.
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Hunger and Communication in Murder by Death
Milo Perrier:
You should not speak with an accent when you know I'm so hungry.
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Reviving the Butler Did It Theory
Inspector Sidney Wang:
Went back to theory seldom used today: "Butler Did It.
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A Misunderstood Love and Its Consequences
Inspector Sidney Wang:
He loved me very much, but he was not very observant. One day when I was nineteen, he called me to his study, realized for the first time that I was Oriental, and kicked me out of house!
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Empty Rooms and Their Silent Inhabitants
Inspector Sidney Wang:
Room filled with empty people.
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Unexpected Sounds from Unlikely Places
Inspector Sidney Wang:
Voice come from cow on wall!
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Admiration from a Small Detective
Inspector Sidney Wang:
Miss Marbles, I have admired you since I was tiny little detective.
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Confusion Over Pet Food Choices
Inspector Sidney Wang:
You feed cat…dog food?
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A humorous take on danger and sleep
Inspector Sidney Wang:
Someone just put deadly snake in room. Wake me when it come near bed.
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Simple Answers, Complex Questions
Inspector Sidney Wang:
Answer simple, but question, very hard.
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Diagnosis of Death by Inspector Wang
Inspector Sidney Wang:
No pulse. No heartbeat. If condition does not change, this man is dead.
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Observations on Physicality and Relationships
Inspector Sidney Wang:
Big house like man married to fat woman…hard to get around.
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Adoption for Practical Reasons
Inspector Sidney Wang:
Son will get bags. That is why I adopted him.
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Unwelcome Guests Despite Great Efforts
Inspector Sidney Wang:
Someone gone to great trouble to make welcome guests, not so welcome.
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Inspector Wang's Frustration with Unfinished Stories
Inspector Sidney Wang: [Willie drives the car away.]
Treacherous road like fresh mushroom...must always— Idiot! Not finish mushroom story! You Idiot!
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Absurdity of Futile Arguments
Inspector Sidney Wang:
Man who argue with cow on wall like train with no wheels, very soon get nowhere.
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Irritating Questions and Their Impact
Inspector Sidney Wang:
Questions like athlete's foot…after a while, very irritating.
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Unnecessary Conversation During Honeymoon
Inspector Sidney Wang:
Conversation like television set on honeymoon…not necessary.
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