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Missing Records of Harry Warden Inquiry
Mrs. Raleigh
Well, I'm afraid I have no records of a Harry Warden, past or present.
Chief Jake Newby
How can that be? He was committed there, under court order!
Mrs. Raleigh
I'm sorry. I have no records on him. In 20 years, any number of things could have happened. Now, if this Harry Warden was committed as you say, then he's simply no longer here. And if I have no records on him, I have to assume that he's transferred, he's released, or he's on the slab. One of three, take your pick.
Chief Jake Newby
One out of three? Now, look, Mrs. Raleigh, you're gonna have to do better than that. Now, I have to know what happened to this man, and I have to know what happened to him now! Now, have you checked everything?
Mrs. Raleigh
Everything except the microfilms over in central file, and it will take several days to check that.
Chief Jake Newby
I need answers fast. I'll be waiting on your call.
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Multiple Paths to Heartbreak
Taglines
There's more than one way to lose your heart...
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Chewing Instructions and Stupidity Remarks
Hollis
Howard, you've gotta chew it, you don't blow bubbles with it!
[the miners are all chewing on tobacco]
Howard Landers
I'll take care of myself.
Hollis
How'd you ever get to be so stupid?
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A Warning Approaches on Valentine's Day
Chief Jake Newby
Aren't you going to open that?
Mayor Hanniger
Yeah.
Chief Jake Newby
Better read the card first.
Mayor Hanniger
From the heart comes a warning, filled with bloody good cheer, remember what happened as the 14th draws near!
[reading from the card]
Mayor Hanniger
It can't be happening again! It can't be happening again!
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A Heartfelt Warning from Harry
Taglines
Harry's out to steal your heart.
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A Vow of Revenge and Chaos
Axel Palmer
Hanniger! I'll be waiting in hell for you! Harry? Harry, I'm coming! This whole FUCKING TOWN is going to die! We're coming back, you bastards! HAHAHAHA. Sarah, be my bloody valentine. HAHAHAHA. Daaaddy's gone away, Harry Warden made you pay.
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A Warning as Valentine's Day Approaches
Chief Jake Newby
Aren't you going to open that?
Mayor Hanniger
Yeah.
Chief Jake Newby
Better read the card first.
Mayor Hanniger
From the heart comes a warning, filled with bloody good cheer, remember what happened as the 14th draws near!
[reading from the card]
Chief Jake Newby
It can't be!
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Tensions Rise During Mine Party Planning
Jessie T.J. Hanniger
We'll have a party in the mine!
Howard Landers
Yeah. Beware of Harry Warden! OOOOOOOHHHHH!
Hollis
SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Happy
Beware of what you make fun of, you little asshole!
Howard Landers
Who?
Happy
YOU!
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