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My Father the Hero Quotes

"Fathers have just one problem with raising their daughters. They grow up!"

PG 1994 · 1h 30m
53
Audience
53
Audience
5 quotes
A Modern Relationship with Technology
Andre I'm having an affair with my phone machine.
A Conversation Between Father and Daughter
Nicole Daddy, can I talk to you about something?
Andre Of course. You can talk to me about anything.
Nicole Anything?
Andre Anything at all. What is it? Tell me.
Nicole Promise not to yell.
Andre I promise. Now tell me.
Nicole It's really not that bad.
Andre Tell me.
Nicole You said you wouldn't yell.
Andre That was not yelling, trust me.
Nicole I told Ben you weren't my father.
Andre Why?
Nicole Because I wanted to impress him.
Andre What did you tell him I was? A famous pianist? A writer? What?
Nicole I told him you were my lover.
[''she takes a deep breath'']
Andre Are you serious?
Nicole Yes.
Aging Perspectives in Conversation
Andre Told you I probably seem old.
Nicole You are old.
A Surprising Swimwear Revelation
Andre What - what's that?
Nicole What's the matter?
Andre What are you wearing?
Nicole My bathing suit!
Andre The whole thing?
Nicole What, you don't like it?
Andre Are you sure you didn't leave part of it in the box?
Nicole Get real, Andre. Everybody's wearing them.
Andre Everyone's staring at you!
Nicole No, everyone's staring at you.
Andre I insist you change!
Nicole And I insist you loosen up, Andre, dear.
Stella Now she's French.
A Tense Exchange Between Friends
Nicole You know. One of these days, I'm leaving and I'm never coming back.
Megan Fine. Go live with your father.
Nicole Oh, you're such a bitch.