Discussing Knowledge of Sexuality Among Friends
Vada:
Shelly's already told me all about sex.
Harry:
She told me too. I mean, she told me she told you about sex. I - I personally knew about sex long before I met Shelly.
Vada:
I figured you did.
Harry:
Hey, you're not eating your meatloaf.
Shelly:
If I eat it I'll throw up.
Harry:
Well you should at least try a little bit.
Shelly:
Then I'll throw up a little bit.
Vada:
Maybe I should just move to China. One kid per family, that way you don't lose your room.
Harry:
Hey, why don't you just keep your room and we'll put the baby in the back yard.
Veda:
Don't do that, you've got the whole garage.
Harry:
Oh yeah, right-between the power mower and the weed killer.
Vada:
Put that down, I'll...I'll call the police!
Nick:
What are you gonna do? Tell them that... a polite person helped carry your bag?
Vada:
I don't think you're very polite.
Phil:
Wha...what do you mean? We have a date every night.
Rose:
No, that's not a date, a date is when I don't cook.
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Listening to Unspoken Messages from the Unborn
Shelly:
Look, we react to every kick this baby gives, maybe Vada's trying to tell us something too.
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My Girl 2 - Alfred
Alfred:
UCLA. My Cardigan-Sweater period.
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Hope for a Sweet Ending
Vada:
Life is full of barbaric customs, I just hope they all end with a kiss like that.
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The Complexity of Special Circumstances in Relationships
Vada:
When sex is involved, it's always special circumstances.
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Questioning the Logic of Training Bras
Vada:
Why do they call them training bra's? It's not like learning to ride a bike.
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Understanding Boy's Behavior in Relationships
Vada:
Dad, when a boy likes you, does he pretend that he doesn't like you? And if he pretends that he doesn't like you how can you tell that he likes you?
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Gender Dynamics in Communication
Vada:
Why is it boys talk so much, when they have nothing to say? And girls have plenty to say, but no one will listen?
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