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A Promise to Make Amends
Reeka
Draggle dear, I just now had a flash! I still owe you a birthday gift or two! I suffered from a lack of ready cash, but now I'd like to make it up to you! I'll do the dirty work! I'll handle all the dirty work! Each humble job I'll assume! I'll be working overtime, collecting mold and filth and slime... all you have to do is get the phlume!
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Unmet Expectations of a Witch's Apprentice
Hydia
One evil deed, that's all I asked! Oh, you're such a disappointment! I've given you everything a witch could want! Shabby clothes, a rotten place to live, all the foul-tasting food you can eat! And what do I get back? Nothing! Malevia over at Nightmare Heights, her daughter made Easter Sunday come up on a Tuesday! What've you done? Zip! A big fat zero!
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Seeking Independence in Unlikely Places
Draggle
Y'know, maybe we should get a room! Maybe it's time to move out, get a place of our own!
Reeka
Live with you? I'd rather get the phlume!
Draggle
Well, that's fine with me!
Reeka
I love it when the wolf tries to eat Little Red!
[laughing]
Draggle
Me too! But she always gets away.
Reeka
Aah, but maybe this time she won't! Turn the page!
Draggle
You turn it! I turned the last one!
Reeka
But I'm eating!
Draggle
Oh, you're always eating!
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A Discussion on Flying and Limitations
Baby Lickety Split
Hurry, Spike! Look! This is a great place!
Spike
A great place for what? My feet are killing me.
Baby Lickety Split
To fly! Like Wind Whistler and North Star!
Spike
But they're Pegasus Ponies! You're just an Earthling. You can't fly.
Baby Lickety Split
Can too. I can do anything. Watch.
Spike
No! You'll get hurt!
Baby Lickety Split
We're flying!
Spike
We're falling!
[as they descend]
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Embracing Isolation in a Darkened Ponyland
Hydia
Gorgeous! Ponyland is turning dark, dank, and dreary! The little ponies are doomed!
Draggle
Then we'll be all alone up here.
Hydia
Splendid! We don't need anybody else!
Reeka
Want some?
[eating]
Draggle
What is it?
Reeka
Stuffed bat wings! Mmm, good!
Draggle
Are you sure we don't need anyone?
[eating one]
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Everyone Deserves a Chance to Participate
Shady
Can I go with you? I never get to go anywhere.
Gusty
Oh no! Shady's nothing but bad luck!
Shady
Just give me a chance. My luck's bound to change... I think.
Magic Star
Everyone deserves a chance, Shady. You're in.
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Seeking Assistance from Ahgg
Reeka
Ahgg, you in there?
Draggle
He's in there!
Reeka
We need your help, Ahgg!
Draggle
Please, Ahgg, don't be difficult!
Reeka
Nice Ahgg, here! I fixed something special for you!
[holding out a plate]
Draggle
Ah, he likes it!
Reeka
Does that mean you'll help?
Draggle
Is that a yes or a no?
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Wickedly Proud of Our Dark Magic
Hydia
We're witches, wizards and warlocks! We're the reason honest people purchase doorlocks! We've turned princes into frogs, peasants into pheasants, soldiers and sailors into swine! We've never been accused of being angels, but as for being devils, we're divine!
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Frustration and Responsibility Among Friends
Reeka
What a day! First the phlume, now Ahgg!
Draggle
We have to do everything!
Reeka
This is it, I mean it! I'm through after this! From now on Hydia can do everything herself!
Draggle
Are you going to tell her?
Reeka
Don't bother me!
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Sisterly Support and Responsibilities
Draggle
Why, Reeka dear, you look a little pale! I fear you aren't feeling at your best! I hope you haven't come down with a chill... Perhaps you need to take a little rest!
Reeka
What about all the work we have to do? You're not going to do it all alone, are you?
Draggle
Why, Reeka darling, what are sisters for? Not to worry, not to worry! I'll do the dirty work! I'll handle all the dirty work! You go relax in your room! I'll collect the muck and mire; I wouldn't want you to perspire; All you have to do is get the phlume!
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Creativity and Critique Among Friends
Spike
Where'd you learn that?
Baby Lickety Split
I made it up.
Spike
Well, you'd better un-make it quick.
Baby Lickety Split
You didn't like it?
Spike
Oh, it's great, Lickety Split, but if you do that in the show, you'll mess up everyone else. You're not the star, you know.
Baby Lickety Split
I can do whatever I want. Besides, maybe someday, I will be a star.
Spike
I hope so. Just don't do that step, okay?
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Conflict Among Characters in My Little Pony
Draggle
I thought we didn't need anybody else! Is that another lie?
Reeka
Put us down, Rainbow, please put us down!
Hydia
No! Don't put us down! Don't do that!
Reeka
You! You and your smooze!
Draggle
Oh, it's all your fault... Mama!
Hydia
This is NOT my fault! And don't call me Mama!
Draggle
Mama!
Reeka
Mother!
Draggle
Mommy!
Reeka
Ma!
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Expectations of Evil Behavior
Hydia
Why can't you be evil like I taught you? Why won't you misbehave the way you should? You never use the guillotine I bought you! You just aren't bad enough for your own good!
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Concerns about weather during an adventure
Magic Star
I heard something that time!
Gusty
Well, I didn't.
Shady
Maybe it's going to rain. Maybe we'll get all wet and catch pneumonia!
Gusty
Oh, I knew you shouldn't have come.
Shady
No, I like the rain. I love it.
Magic Star
We'll worry about the rain later.
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Blame and Responsibility Among Friends
Shady
Oh, Gusty, look at you! It's all my fault! I know it!
Gusty
Yeah, it is! You're bad luck!
Magic Star
It's not your fault, Shady.
Gusty
Yes, it is! Yes, it is!
Bushwoolie #1
It's her fault! I can hardly move!
Bushwoolie #3
Yeah, her fault!
Magic Star
No, it's not. You're just grumpy because you've been smoozed.
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Aunt Eureka's Culinary Cruelty
Hydia
Why can't you be mean, like Aunt Eureka? She fed her victims till they almost burst! Then cooked them with a smidgen of paprika. She always did her best to do her worst!
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A Mistake in Smooze Preparation
Draggle
Well... well... well... when we got the stuff to make the Smooze, we uh, we uh, we forgot the phlume!
Hydia
You forgot the PHLUME?
Reeka
It was an honest mistake, Mama!
Hydia
What... did you... call me?
Reeka
Sorry, Hydia! I didn't mean to call you Mama!
Hydia
I'm giving you one last chance, girls! Get the phlume, or GET A ROOM!
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The Ingredients for the Smooze
Hydia
Now in order to make the Smooze, we'll need a few things... Go get em!
[shoves a long list into Reeka and Draggle's faces]
Reeka and Draggle
Um, mold, mildew, muck, mire, fungus, slime, rust, and... and... PHLUME!
[reading the list]
Hydia
Yes, phlume!
Draggle
Not phlume, Hydia, don't make us get phlume! Please don't!
Reeka
Look at all the other things on the list that says "not phlume!
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