My Science Project - Taglines
Taglines:
We must not destroy the world.
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My Science Project - Taglines
Taglines:
The funniest sci-fi movie of the summer.
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Cultural Misunderstandings and Humor in Conversation
Vince Latello:
Son of a bitch, what do you call this wawa?
Sherman:
I believe you'd call him a Neanderthal man.
Vince Latello:
Well, I don't care what country he's from!
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Miscommunication on Dynamite Setup
Michael Harlan:
Caps to the dynamite, dynamite to the legs, got it?
Ellie Sawyer:
Caps to the dynamite, dynamite to the legs, got it.
Michael Harlan:
Latello?
Ellie Sawyer:
Caps to the legs, legs to the dynamite.
Michael Harlan:
Come on!
Ellie Sawyer:
Hey, good thing I watch TV, huh?
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Uncertainty About Bob's Condition
Ellie Sawyer:
Michael, is Bob dead?
Michael Harlan:
I don't know.
Vince Latello:
Great. There goes my D.
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Deciding on Consequences and Good Behavior
Ellie Sawyer: [while being chased by police]
What are we going to do?
Vince Latello:
About one to five with good behavior.
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A Challenge Awaits in Confrontation
Sentry:
Morituri te salutant.
Vince Latello:
Yo, Sherman. What did he say?
Sherman:
He's going to kick your ass.
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Discussion on the Type of Book Needed
Michael Harlan: [at the school library counter]
We need a book.
Sherman:
Oh, a car book?
Vince Latello: [mockingly]
A car book?
Michael Harlan:
No, a book on strange things.
Sherman:
Like Vince.
Vince Latello: [grabs Sherman]
Hey, sayonara, dicknose!
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Vince's Attempt at Winning Sawyer's Attention
Vince Latello:
Hey, I hit on Sawyer once.
Michael Harlan:
Oh yeah?
Vince Latello:
Yeah, I tried to give her this Italian macho bod.
Michael Harlan:
What did she do?
Vince Latello:
Poor girl lost out. She called me a name I had to look up in the dictionary!
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Exploring Impossible Energy Sources in Science
Bob Roberts:
This thing is generating power and light without heat, Michael!
Michael Harlan:
How is that possible?
Bob Roberts:
It's not possible! I mean not on this world, anyway.
Vince Latello:
Whoa, what other world are we talking about?
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My Science Project - Dialogue 5
Sherman:
This plant has been extinct for sixty billion years!
Vince Latello:
Yeah? Well I ain't ever seen one before!
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Divorce and Misguided Advice on Relationships
Vince Latello:
My old man says, "Treat broads like dirt and they love ya.
Michael Harlan:
Oh, yeah? So where's your old lady?
Vince Latello:
My parents are divorced.
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Consequences of Neglecting School Responsibilities
Bob Roberts:
You guys cut my science final! What's with you guys? Where were you?
Michael Harlan:
We got kinda hung up in the auto shop...
Vince Latello:
Yeah, in the ozone.
Bob Roberts:
In the ozone, Blowzone! I'm tired of you four-F's! Let me tell you something, unless your project is dyno-supreme, you both get D's!
Vince Latello: [eagerly]
Hey I'll take it!
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My Science Project - Dialogue 2
Det. Nulty:
What's your name, cowboy?
Bob Roberts:
Robert Roberts, Esquire to you, honky!
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The Coolness of Sunglasses at Night
Cop:
Hey, kid. Why do you wear sunglasses at night?
Vince Latello:
Because when you're cool, the sun shine on you 24 hours a day.
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My Science Project - Vince Latello
Vince Latello:
I'm cool, you're cool, we're cool, thank you, good night!
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Preference for TV over school project
Vince Latello:
I could be home watching Magnum!
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The Thrill of Danger in Intimacy
Vince Latello:
Danger makes great sex.
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Humorous insult in a heated moment
Vince Latello: [''gives the finger to another driver'']
Sit on this, buttplug!
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Desire for Comfort and Familiarity
Vince Latello:
I just want to be home watching cartoons!
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