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The Fury of a Scorned Superwoman
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Hell hath no fury like a superwoman scorned.
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A Break Leads to Unexpected Consequences
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He wanted a break... Now she wants to break him
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Heartbreak Leads to Destruction
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He broke her heart. She broke his everything.
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Unexpected Chaos in a Superhero Argument
Jenny
Hey, sweetie!
[off screen; in a loud yell]
Jenny
I hate you, Matt Saunders!
Hannah
Why did G-Girl throw a shark at us?
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A Warning Issued to Matt Saunders
Jenny Johnson/G-Girl
I WARNED YOU, MATT SAUNDERS!
[brandishing a chainsaw when Matt tells Vaughan G-Girl's secret identity in his dream]
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Heartbreak Leads to Vengeance
Jenny Johnson/G-Girl
You broke my heart! Now, I'm going to break your EVERYTHING!
[to Matt]
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Conflict Among Friends Escalates to Violence
Jenny Johnson
I thought you were just a jerk, but I didn't think you were this despicable! Teaming up with BARRY! You broke my heart! Now, I'm going to break your EVERYTHING!
Hannah Lewis
*HEY*! Let go of my boyfriend, you crazy BITCH!
[Hannah emerges from the meteor, shockingly gaining the same superpowers as Jenny]
Jenny Johnson
Bring it!
Vaughn Haige
Yes! GIRLFIGHT!
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A Humorous Exchange About Replacement Items
Jenny
I'm sorry. I'll get you a new one.
[after breaking the bed while having sex]
Matt
A bed or a penis?
Jenny
Both.
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Uncertainty in a Drafty Situation
Jenny
I've always wanted to try this.
Matt
Try what?
Matt
That. Wow. I'm not sure that's gonna work up here. It's drafty, too.
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Love and Freedom in Relationships
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If you love someone... set them free
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