Nanny McPhee and the Big Bang (2010) - Quotes

Nanny McPhee's Support is Requested

Nanny McPhee: Leave it to me.

Megsie: Nanny McPhee, we need you!

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Bed-Sharing Dilemmas Among Characters

Nanny McPhee: Norman, are you willing to share the bed with Cyril?

Norman: Rather with a goat!

Nanny McPhee: Celia, Megsie, are you willing to share the bed?

Celia: I won't share anything with that harpy!

Megsie: Rather with Geraldine!

Vincent: It’s our cow! And me rather… an elephant!

Nanny McPhee: Thanks Vincent, but you will not be required to share.

Vincent: Ah, I don't share! I don’t share! I don’t share!

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Introduction of Nanny McPhee to Isabel

Nanny McPhee: Good evening Mrs. Green I am Nanny McPhee.

Isabel: Oh, you’re it i mean who are you?

Nanny McPhee: I am Nanny McPhee. Small C, Big P.

Isabel: Right. Thing is, I haven’t hired a nanny. I don’t need a nanny. I’m managing perfectly well. I never had a nanny because I don’t want any army nanny.

Nanny McPhee: Mrs. Green, I have been deployed.

Isabel: No, no, no, no there must be some mistake everything’s under control from hell. That’s Cyril, he’s not one of mine this is his cousin. He is parasitically. Not a very good influence indeed may come in. Must you i mean yes of course you must… perhaps later.

Nanny McPhee: Let me introduce my self to the children.

Isabel: No wait! Why don’t you put the kettle on?

Nanny McPhee: I shan't be a moment. Um.

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Family Tensions Over Preserved Jam

Vincent: [seeing that Cyril has grabbed Mr Green's jam jar] No! It’s dad’s!

Megsie: Dad’s jam! We preserved sugar for months to make her, you touch her and I'll spread on your face.

Cyril: Ups! I touched her!

Celia: I’m going to wake up and this will all be a nasty dream. I’m going to to wake up and I’ll be in hers with mommy the shoes department. My maid tells they’ve arrived, so mommy and I have come to collect them but you haven’t fetch them for me. I’m going to wake up and there’ll be some pink paint and pumps my par mod with a matching cloak and I the doe hit day.

Norman: [Cyril has just indirectly shattered Mr. Green's jam jar] That's it. They die.

Kids: Come back here!

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Exploring the Land of Poo

Celia: Where are we?

Cyril: We're in the land of poo. Duck poo, hen poo, cow poo, goat poo. Poo as far as the eye can see.

Blenkinsop: Here we are then. Out you get.

Cyril: In fact, it's a British museum of poo.

Celia: [Screams as Vincent frightens her] Have you gone completely insane, Blenkinsop? Mummy would never send me to a place like this. Take me home. You see?! They are savages. I refuse to leave the car!

Cyril: Oh, put a sock in it, Cels! We've got no choice.

Celia: Take me home right now!

Cyril: And you know why we haven't got a choice too. So let's just stop pretending we're here because of bombs.

Cyril: Greetings, all covered-in-poo people. Do you speak English?

Norman: You're early.

Cyril: Yes, poo man. We've come from far away. Far. From the land of soap and indoor toilets.

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