12 quotes
Regret and Reflection on Aspirations
Kate Grant
I never knew the son of a bitch even wanted to be a millionaire! He should have thought about that years ago and worked for it!
[upon learning Woody has "won" a million dollars]
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Concern for Appearance on Television
Ross Grant
Hey, watch the face, okay? I'm on TV.
[in a physical altercation with his cousin]
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A Call to Connect with Family
Woody Grant
Have a drink with your old man. Be somebody!
[to David]
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Discussion of Community Service and Consequences
Aunt Flo
Martha, where's Bart and Cole?
Aunt Martha
Oh, they're off doing some volunteer work picking up trash off the streets.
Kate Grant
It's community service; for Bart's rape.
Aunt Martha
Sexual assault!
Kate Grant
What's the difference?
Aunt Martha
A huge difference... it's... well... the boys can explain it to you better than I can...
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City Girl's Dismissal of Rural Life
Kate Grant
I ain't fiddlin with no cow titties. I'm a city girl!
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Belief and Reality in Communication
Receptionist
Does he have Alzheimer's?
[about Woody]
David Grant
No, he just believes what people tell him.
Receptionist
That's too bad.
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Small Town Memories and Mischievous Youth
Kate Grant
That's Ed Pegram singing. Did you know that he was always trying to get in my bloomers?
[to Woody]
David Grant
Jesus Mom! Was the whole town trying to seduce you?
Kate Grant
These boys grow up staring at the rear ends of cows and pigs, it's only natural that a real woman will get them chafing their pants.
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Hat or Seat Cushion Choice
Receptionist
I can give you a free gift. Would you like a hat or a seat cushion?
[after telling Woody he hasn't won the money]
David Grant
Dad? Do you want a hat or a seat cushion?
Woody Grant
I'll take a hat.
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A Request for Meatloaf at Dinner
Kate Grant
Why do you want meatloaf if it isn't even on the dinner menu?
Woody Grant
Cause I like it.
Waitress
What can I get you?
Woody Grant
Do you have any meatloaf?
Waitress
No, that's only part of our lunch specials.
Kate Grant
He'll have the chicken.
Waitress
Fried or grilled?
Woody Grant
Fried.
Kate Grant
He'll have it grilled. I think I'd like the roast beef, but I'm not entirely sure. What do you recommend?
Waitress
Everything's all good ma'am, but I especially like the tilapia.
Kate Grant
Oh, then I'll have the roast beef.
David Grant
I'll have the tilapia.
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Family Tensions and Harsh Memories
Kate Grant
There's Woody's little sister, Rose. She was only nineteen when she was killed in a car wreck near Wausa. What a whore!
[looking at graves]
David Grant
Mom!
Kate Grant
Nah, I liked Rose, but my God, she was a slut.
David Grant
C'mon...
Kate Grant
I'm just telling you the truth!
David Grant
Where's your family?
Kate Grant
Oh, they're over in the Catholic cemetery. Catholics wouldn't be caught dead around all these damn Lutherans. Here's Delmer, Woody's cousin, he was a drunk. One time we were wrestling and he felt me up. Grabbed a handful of boob and Woody was right there and didn't have a clue, did ya Woody?
[approaches another tombstone]
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Regret Over Missed Opportunities in Life
Kate Grant
You see this? You could have had all this to yourself, and look what you missed out on.
[lifts her dress and flashes a tombstone]
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Disagreement Over Money Among Family Members
Aunt Betty
Now Kate, we only want what's fair and what's fair is if Woody lends us back some money.
Kate Grant
You can all go fuck yourselves!
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