Never Been Kissed Quotes

Josie Geller The right guy, he's out there. I'm just not gonna go kiss a whole bunch of losers to get to him.

Anita Olesky Yeah, but you know what? Sometimes kissing losers can be a really fun diversion.

Guy Perkins Hi, I'm Guy.

Josie Geller Yes, you are a guy. Quite a guy. Oh my. Hey, that rhymes! Yikes. Bikes!

Guy Perkins Are you in special-ed? I mean, are you?

Kristin Davis A Geek?

Gibby Zerefski You totally just said that out loud.

Josie Geller I'm not Josie Grossie anymore!

Josie Geller Somebody once said, "To write well, you have to write what you know." Well, here is what you know...

Josie Geller That'll teach me to wear white jeans after labor day.

Gibby Zerefski I don't think you're supposed to wear white jeans after 1983.

Guy Perkins You're not seriously trying to hang out with us at the court, are you Alpo?

Aldys Ooh, cheap wine coolers and a fire in a trash can. Where do I sign up?

P.E. Teacher Now you age gonna complete these sprints, because if you don't, you fail. And if you fail gym, you'll never get into college.

Josie Geller You guys are still telling that lie?

Anita Olesky Sex can be fun... when you're old enough, which none of you are. I should know. When you lose it to some guy named Junior with bad breath in the back of a van at a Guns N Roses concert, you're gonna wish you had listened to your mother when she said, "They're not gonna want to buy the whole friggin ice cream truck when you're handing out the popsicles for free!" ...So, any questions?

Josie Geller Rob, you're not going to believe it, I made friends with a whole table of rastafari. Not just one, a whole table... You know what's a weird word? Fork. Oh my God, someone ate my entire pie! I don't know how that happened!

Taglines The Class Clown Just Turned Chic.

Josie Geller Hey, Guy, guys, Guy's guys!

Rob Geller I can recognize a cry for help when I see one.

Josie Geller Hear one.

Rob Geller Whatever.

Rob Geller All you need is for one person to think you're cool, and you're in. Everyone else will be scared to question it.

James Rigfort You! What's your name?

Josie Geller J-Jo-Josie...

James Rigfort Jose?

Josie Geller Josie Geller!

Sam All I can tell you is that when you're my age, guys will be lined up around the corner for you.

Josie Geller You have to say that because you're my teacher.

Sam Actually, I shouldn't say that because I'm your teacher.

Aldys ...and I want to go to NorthWestern!

Josie Geller Oh my Gosh! I went there!

Aldys For what?

Josie Geller ...To go to the bathroom once. They have really nice facilities.

Josie Geller That thing, that moment, when you kiss someone and everything around becomes hazy and the only thing in focus is you and this person and you realize that that person is the only person that you're supposed to kiss for the rest of your life, and for one moment you get this amazing gift and you want to laugh and you want to cry because you feel so lucky that you found it and so scared that that it will go away all at the same time.

Cynthia Damn, girl... you are a writer.

Rob Geller See ya around the Cell Block, Mrs. Robinson.

Josie Geller You know, Adelie penguins, they spend their whole lives looking for that one other penguin and when they meet them, they know. And they spend the rest of their lives together.

Tracy But I'm not a penguin.

Sam It's an analogy.

Josie Geller Excuse me. I have to go die now.

Taglines A Comedy With Class.

Merkin Hey, Merkin ain't jerkin', he's workin'.

Merkin I'm just a little tense. This whole office is not Feng Shui. All the desks are facing evil.

Aldys Oh my God, like, there goes another lemming!

Josie Geller Let me tell you something, I don't care about being your stupid prom queen. I'm 25 years old. I'm an undercover reporter for the Chicago Sun Times and I've been beating my brains out trying to impress you people. Let me tell you something, Gibby, Kirsten, Kristin, you will spend your lives trying to keep others down because it makes you feel more important. Why her? Let me tell you about this girl, she is unbelievable. I was new here and she befriended me no questions asked. But you, you were only my friend after my brother, Rob, posed as a student and told you to like me. All of you people, there is a big world out there... bigger than prom, bigger than high school and it won't matter if you were the prom queen, the quarterback of the football team, or the biggest nerd in school. Find out who you are and try not to be afraid of it.

Guy Perkins All right, all right. Josie.

Sera That's not a theme!

Guy Perkins Thank you... No, Josie will have the answer.

Rob Geller I'm the coleslaw king of the world!

Taglines She's never been hip. Never been cool. Never been in... Until now

Thomas "Tommy" Salomme If the bucket's a rockin', don't come a kn-kn-kn-knockin'... Yeah!

Sam I like to say that men change, but we never do.

Thomas "Tommy" Salomme Mr. Coulson rocks my world!

Sam Hi... are you here for the Sex Talk?

Anita Olesky Ooo... I like a man who gets right to the point!

Sam Are you Pam?

Anita Olesky ...If you say so!

Sam Okay, class, this is Pam, she is going to lead us today in our Sex Talk.

Anita Olesky I what?! No, I what?! H-Hi, I'm P-Pam. Sex. Yes, well, Sex. What do you say about sex, really? You like a guy. You like a guy... you do it with him... sometimes he calls, sometimes he doesn't. Oooo.

Gibby Zerefski You totally ripped off my Malibu Barbie idea!

Kirsten Liosis Nuh-uh, I'm Disco Barbie!

Kristin Davis And I'm Evening Wear Barbie.

Gibby Zerefski What is the one thing that could ruin my senior prom?

Kristin Davis That you would trip on your Barbie heels and I'd be named prom queen... Did I just say that out loud?

Rob Geller Wow, that was just like "Carrie!" I thought she was gonna kill us all.

Anita Olesky Guess who I did it with last night?

Josie Geller Roger from Op/Ed?

Anita Olesky Aww... Who told you?

Josie Geller You did. You said, and I quote "Tonight I have a date with Roger from Op/Ed, and I'm gonna do it with him.

Sam Sorry I'm late. It took me forever to get here.

Josie Geller I know what you mean.