The High Life Experience Redefined
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The High Life Never Tasted So Good!
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Entrepreneurs in the Ice Cream Business
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The story of two enterprising young men who make an amazing amount of money selling ice cream.
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Debating the Attractiveness of Women
Cheech:
Those are the ugliest chicks I ever saw in my life.
Chong:
No kidding, man. But if they're so ugly, how come you were hitting on them?
Cheech:
I wasn't hitting on them, man.
Chong:
Well, that part about asking them if they were models, man.
Cheech:
I was trying to be nice, man.
Chong:
Models for Kal-Can dog food.
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Dreams of Wealth and Guitars
Cheech: [[Costa Rica]
We're rich. Hey, let's buy a villa in ]. That'd be great. We could just...
Chong:
I'm gonna get some more guitars.
Cheech:
Yeah?
Chong:
Yeah, I wanna get a Fender. No, I don't like Fenders, man. No, I'll get one anyway.
Cheech:
Let's get one of those big, white houses, man. You know, like, with a veranda, you know. With a porch. We'd be sitting out there sipping pina colonics, man.
Chong:
Pina colonics?
Cheech:
Yeah.
Chong:
What's that?
Cheech:
You know, they make them in a blender, man. You know.
Chong:
Oh, yeah.
Cheech:
Yeah. We'd have topless ladies, man. Maybe we'll make ourselves sun kings. You know, buy a little island. We'll put two little chairs on a little hill, and every day at noon we'll go up there and all the natives will bow down to us and we'll throw them joints, you know. I like to help the little people, man. Like, that's important in life.
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Coping with Suspicion in Drug Deals
Chong:
Hey, man, that dude looked kinda straight to be buying dope.
Cheech:
Hey, man, don't worry about it. I checked him out myself, man. He ain't a cop. I can smell cops a mile away, man. They smell like coffee and doughnuts.
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Cremation Plans Discussed by Characters
Chong:
You know what I wanna do when I die, man?
Cheech:
What?
Chong:
I'm gonna get cremated, man.
Cheech:
Yeah?
Chong:
Yeah. Then I wanna get my ashes put in a baggie, you know.
Cheech:
Yeah?
Chong:
Then I'm gonna have all my friends - we'll have a party and then everybody will smoke me. Mix it with some good shit, you know.
Cheech:
Remind me not to be one of your friends when you die.
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Intelligence and Substance Use in Conversation
Chong:
Hey, listen, there's a lot of smart dudes who do coke, man.
Cheech:
Yeah? Like who?
Chong: [[Sherlock Holmes]
Like, ] does coke. And he isn't so stupid.
Cheech:
Sherlock Holmes?
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Investing in a Rest Home for Hippies
Chong:
You know what I think we should invest in, man?
Cheech:
What?
Chong:
A rest home for old hippies.
Cheech:
Yeah?
Chong:
Cause, man, you know, like, hippies have been around since the 60's man.
Cheech:
Yeah.
Chong:
You know, and there really isn't like a hip place for em to go when they get real old, you know.
Cheech:
Yeah.
Chong:
You know, how I see it, you know, it's like a regular rest home except you have all the dope you can smoke, you know, for these old people. They'd listen to all the music they want, you know.
Cheech:
Like we could call it: Laid Back Manor.
Chong:
Yeah! Hey, great. Yeah.
Cheech:
That'd be heavy.
Chong:
Because, you know, I mean, like, what do people do when they get old? You know, they usually keep them stoned, laid-back.
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Desire for Freedom and Release
Timothy Leary:
You want the key?
Cheech:
Hey, please, Doc. Get me outta here. Let me be free. I just want the key, okay?
Timothy Leary:
You're sure you want to be free?
Cheech:
Yeah! Yeah! I want to be free. Just give me the key, okay? Please.
Timothy Leary:
Come here. Stick out your tongue.
Cheech:
What?
Timothy Leary: [puts a cube on Cheech's tongue]
Stick out your tongue. There's the key.
Cheech:
This is not the key. I want the key.
Timothy Leary:
That's the key to the universe.
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Coping with Repeated Mistakes in Friendship
Cheech:
Man, I can't believe you. Every time you do coke, this shit happens.
Chong:
Hey, wait a minute, man. How come every time I do coke, you say that "every time you do coke" thing?
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Unexpected Wealth Revealed in Conversation
Chong:
Hey, how much money do we have now?
Cheech:
All together?
Chong:
Yeah, all together?
Cheech:
Let's see, mmm, uh, oh man! We have $17,000,000!
Chong:
Really?
Cheech:
Oh, wait, well, um, 17, something. Who cares? We're rich, man.
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Recognition at the Hamburger Train
Howie Hamburger Dude: [sniffs]
You're the guy from the hamburger train, right? Yeah, the hambur-
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A question about hamburgers.
Howie Hamburger Dude:
Would you like to have a hamburger?
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Compliment on Physical Appearance
Sgt. Stedenko: [talking to a lizard]
You... have beautiful eyes. Yes you do...
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Trusting Instincts in Uncertain Situations
Sgt. Stedenko:
You know we cannot trust our own instincts, now I want you send this down to the analyzer and have it labbed. I'll take care of it.
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Catching a Doper Through Deceptive Means
Sgt. Stedenko:
The only way to catch a doper is when you yourself become a smoker. The surest way to make them bleed is when you bust their ass and steal their weed.
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A Request for Unconventional Assistance
Cheech:
Hey, scratch my balls, man... anybody scratch my balls!
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Forgotten Laughter in Comedy
Cheech:
Yeah, real funny, man... so funny I forgot to laugh...
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Cheech's Affectionate Remarks on Cannabis Plants
Cheech: [talking to his plants]
Ooh, Oaxaca. Ooh, sensi. How are you, my darling? Oh, God, your buds are getting so big. I have to get you a training bra. You got some lint in your belly button there. There you go. All right. Okay, you guys, be cool.
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