The Benefits of Friendship
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Friendship has its benefits
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Humor in a Conversation About Intelligence
Emma:
Sometimes, my neck gets sore...
Adam:
Why?
Emma:
Because my brain is so big!
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Heartfelt Reactions in a Relationship
Emma:
You make my heart have premature ventricular contractions.
Adam:
Assuming that's a good thing.
Emma:
You make my heart skip a beat.
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Future Expectations of Intimacy and Routine
Eli:
Ten years from now you will be having sex with your wife. and it'll be in the missionary position. And one of you will be asleep.
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Identity and Gender in Relationships
Patrice:
YOU are NOT even a woman!
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Advice on Managing Discomfort
Patrice:
Just shut up and take your Pamprin.
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A Humorous Take on Personal Care
Patrice:
Tea for your gina...
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Unexpected Discomfort in Unlikely Situations
Patrice:
It's like a crime scene in my pants.
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A Warning About Safety and Presence
Emma:
I warned you not to come. It's not safe for you here.
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Questioning a Thoughtful Gesture
Emma:
Adam, did you make me a Period Mix?
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Reference to the Great Pumpkin
Emma:
Someone call Charlie Brown, we found the Great Pumpkin.
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Emotional Vulnerability Compared to Peanut Allergy
Emma:
It's like an emotional peanut allergy.
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