No Such Thing Poster

Release Date: March 29th, 2002

DVD Release Date: July 9th, 2002

R|1 hr 41 min

Plot Summary
Disgusted with human evolution, a foul mouthed monster (Robert John Burke) kills anyone who crosses his path. When a news crew sent to investigate the monster disappears, a guileless young woman (Sarah Polley) is dispatched to follow up on the story. She befriends the monster and becomes his only hope in ending his life of misery.

Cast: Sarah Polley, Robert John Burke, Dame Helen Mirren, Julie Christie, Baltasar Kormákur, Paul Lazar, Annika Peterson

Director: Hal Hartley

Genres: Fantasy, Comedy

Production Co: United Artists, True Fiction Pictures, American Zoetrope

Ratings & Reviews

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  • Less an American product than an international escapade, it's the kind of pigeonhole-resisting romp that Hollywood too rarely provides. show more

  • Does he (Hartley) succeed? Not with a movie this plodding, peevish and gimmicky. Is it fun to watch him try? Me, I'll take failed ambition over hack efficiency any day. show more

  • If you've come to appreciate Hal Hartley's idiosyncratic style through films like "Flirt" and "The Unbelievable Truth," his take on the monster movie genre will intrigue you. But, ultimately, disappoint you. show more

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