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"Ever wonder what your life would be like with different parents? A boy named North did."

PG 1994 · 1h 27m
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13 quotes
Exploring the Themes of North
Quotes about the film *], "," ReelViews.net (1994).
[[James Berardinelli; http://www.reelviews.net/reelviews/north North (United States, 1994)]
Urgent Search for Parents Amid Tension
North Where the hell are my ]?
[[parents]
Winchell North, did you say the word ]? My, the ]'s really broadened you.
[[hell; [summer]
North Winchell, I've got exactly 10 minutes to find my parents, and if you don't tell me where they are, I'll show you how the summer's broadened me, you little asshole!
Exploring Alternate Lives Through a Child's Perspective
Taglines Ever ] what your ] would be like with different ]?  A ] named North did.
[[wonder; [life; [parents; [boy]
Welcoming a New Son with Humor
Ma Tex We'd like you show you how much we're looking forward to having you as our new son. Ready, Pa?
[to North]
Pa Tex Ready, Ma!
Ma Tex We had a son who was trampled by a ton of longhorns, but you're very cute to fill his boots as flat as they may be.
[singing]
Pa Tex You'll yell "yippee-yi=yo" with the rodeo til the day's done.
[singing]
Ma Tex Then you'll make a lot of pals with buffalo gals.
[singing]
Pa Tex Just leave some for me!
[whispering]
Ma Tex Hey, there!
Ma Tex, Pa Tex We'll barbecue steaks and stew, feed you pumpkin pie, til your can's bigger than the big ol Texas sky!
[singing with a chorus]
Ma Tex You'll grow tall and play football, be famous!
[singing]
Pa Tex You'll grow more, own a chain of stores, marry Betty Lou!
[singing]
Ma Tex, Pa Tex Oh, North, North! Grow more!
[singing with a chorus]
Pa Tex Nother rib, son?
Exploring Themes of Choice and Belonging
Quotes about the film *], "," RogerEbert.com (22 July 1994).
[[Roger Ebert; http://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/north-1994 North]
Perception of Betterment in Life Choices
Joey Fingers A ] in the ] is always greener than the ] under the other guy's bushes.  It's a ] used by ] and landscaping ] in general.
[[bird; [hand; [grass; [metaphor; [gardeners; [people]
Unexpected Questions About the Easter Bunny
North What are you doing here?
Gabby Well, I finished all my chores, I thought I'd get a little shootin in.
North No, I mean, have you ever been an Easter Bunny?
Gabby Easter Bunny?
Pa Tex Careful, son, Gabby's killed men for less than that.
North Oh, sorry.
Gabby No harm done.
Strong Dislike for the Film "North
Quotes about the film I ] this ].  Hated, hated, hated, hated, hated this movie.  Hated it.  Hated every simpering ] vacant audience-insulting moment of it.  Hated the sensibility that thought anyone would like it.  Hated the implied ] to the audience by its ] that anyone would be ] by it.
[[hated; [movie; [stupid; [insult; [belief; [entertained]
A Lackluster Production Despite Promising Premise
Quotes about the film The premise of North sounds flat, the previews look insipid, and, while the ] doesn't turn out nearly as bad as either would lead you to believe, North is still a lackluster production.
[[movie]
Political Fame and Its Consequences
News Reporter Arthur Belt, the rising politician who drafted the bill...
Arthur Belt Wait! They were talking about me!
[Winchell shuts off the TV]
Winchell Relax, Arthur, pretty soon you'll be hearing your name so much even YOU will be sick of it.
Arthur Belt I highly doubt it.
Universal Appeal of Human Connection
Taglines A ] ] that appeals to the ] in everyone.
[[family; [comedy; [child]
Guaranteed Straight As Without Certain Letters
North How does that get me into a ] ]?
[[good; [college]
Governor Ho Well since we don't use the letters B, C, D, and F, you're pretty much guaranteed to get straight As.
A Journey Filled with Unexpected Adventures
Taglines North's hopping ] with his ], and now he's off on a ] wide ]!
[[angry|mad; [parents; [world; [adventure]