The Challenge of Finding Joy
Film director:
Smile!
Michael Arnold Travis:
For what? There's nothing to smile about!
Film director:
You don't have to have a reason. Just do it.
Michael Arnold Travis:
But there's nothing to smile about.
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
Exploring the Nature of Religion and Truth
Michael Arnold Travis:
What is it?
Patricia: [[w:Om|Om]
]. It means infinity or godhead.
Michael Arnold Travis:
Are you a Buddhist?
Patricia:
All religion's are equally true.
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
Ambition and Wealth in O Lucky Man!
Patricia:
Daddy owns so much that he rarely misses anything.
Michael Arnold Travis:
You're lucky. I've got to get there on my own.
Patricia:
And where?
Michael Arnold Travis: [pause. Then, pointing to a skyscraper in the distance]
Right to the top! How much is a building like that worth?
Patricia:
The ground floor is £810,000 a year, it costed ten times that to build, and every three months its value increases by 20%.
Michael Arnold Travis: [Smiling patronizingly]
How do you know?
Patricia: [With assurance]
My father owns it. He is the most evil man!
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
Negotiating Experimental Rights and Payment Terms
Professor Millar:
Now, I would just like you to sign this release form.
Michael Arnold Travis: [reads from the form]
I hereby consent to lease the Millar Research Clinic all physical experimental rights in my body for one week for the sum of £100." Well, I'd like to help Professor Millar, but £150 is definitely my minimum price.
Professor Millar:
Definitely? A figure like that is just beyond us.
Michael Arnold Travis:
One hundred and fifty pounds... and I'm not going to argue about it.
Professor Millar:
A hundred and thirty.
Michael Arnold Travis:
A hundred and forty-five.
Professor Millar:
A hundred and thirty-five.
Michael Arnold Travis:
A hundred and forty.
Professor Millar:
Done! Sign by the cross.
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
Transformation Through Experience and Knowledge
Michael Arnold Travis:
Yes, but what's gonna happen to me? Will I come out the same as I went in?
Professor Millar:
Not the same: better.
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
A Humorous Encounter Over Soup Choice
Michael Arnold Travis:
Would you like some soup, sir?
Homeless person:
No thanks, son. I don't take solids.
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
Survival Through Science and Technology
Professor Millar:
What do you think is the most successful animal that's ever lived on this earth?
Michael Arnold Travis:
The ant?
Professor Millar:
The dinosaur. Uh, do you realize that the dinosaurs dominated this globe for 140 million years before they became extinct? Modern Man has been on this planet for only a fraction of just over 40,000 years and yet already he faces extinction. In fact, the species will be lucky to survive beyond the year 2010. Mankind has only one hope: science. Technology is a survival kit of the human race. Even the politicians realize this. What they don't, or won't realize is, that the technical solutions are already entirely within our power. The entire population of India could be rehoused on the moon within ten years. It's only a matter of learning to live in a new way.
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
The Spark of Idealism and Possibility
Alan Price: [about game of chess]
If you don't take that castle soon, the National Trust will!
Professor Millar:
Michael, I don't know if anyone's ever told you this, but you happen to belong to a very rare group of encephaloids.
Prison Governor: [[w:Steve McQueen|Steve McQueen]
I've sensed the spark of idealism in you and I can move mountains, you know that, hmm. Oh, for a man like you, Travis. Michael, for a boy like you, you're still young! Everything is possible. The world is your oyster. I can see you stripped, building motorways. You have eyes like ]. Did anyone ever tell you that?
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
The Importance of Managing Leftovers in Catering
Mr. Duff:
Always remember gentlemen, that you are a failure in catering if you don't know what to do with your leftovers.
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
Embracing Responsibility for the Future
Gloria Rowe:
The future is in your hands, Mr. Travis. Take it... now!
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
A Request for Drinks and Medication
Sir James Burgess: [to secretary]
Miss Hunter, two Valium and a barley wine for Professor Stewart.
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
The Thin Line Between Power and Punishment
Sir James Burgess:
The dividing line between the House of Lords and Pentonville Jail is very, very thin.
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
In Grateful Memory of Professor Stewart
Sir James Burgess:
Professor Stewart was too far in advance of his time, but his name will live long. We will stand in silence, in grateful memory for fifteen seconds.
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
Warning About Mrs. Ball's Treacle Tart
Monty:
Beware of Mrs. Ball's treacle tart. There is many-a-fly that got stuck in that!
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
A Call to Live with Purpose
Monty:
Try not to die like a dog.
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
The Journey of Nigerian Coffee Explained
Michael Arnold "Mick" Travis: [Chatting up factory girl]
Do you realize this Nigerian coffee is being packed straight back to Nigeria?
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
The Allure of Revolutionary Ideals
Michael Arnold "Mick" Travis: [graffiti]
Revolution is the opium of the intellectuals.
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.































