15 quotes
Unexpected Allies in a Tight Spot
Bond
Vijay, we've got company!
Vijay
No problem, this is a company car!
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Disgrace and Ambition in the Soviet Union
Gogol
A common thief! A disgrace to the uniform!
Orlov
Yes. But tomorrow, I shall be a hero of the Soviet... Union...
[weakly; dies]
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Humorous Exchange About 007's Distraction
Vijay
Is he still there?
Q
You must be joking! 007 on an island populated exclusively by women? We won't see him till dawn!
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A Statement of Unmatched Excellence
Taglines
Nobody does him better.
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Bond's Ultimate Action Adventure
Taglines
James Bond's all time action high.
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Unexpected Encounter with an Unusual Pet
Bond
What is that?
[looking at the tattoo on Magda's back]
Magda
That's my little octopussy.
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Thirteen Times of Excellence
Taglines
Nobody does it better...thirteen times.
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The Rarity of Mr. Bond's Kind
Kamal Khan
Mr. Bond is indeed of a very rare breed... soon to be made extinct.
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Witty Exchange Between Bond and Q
Bond
You wouldn't have a smaller piece of thread than that wouldn't you, Q? Somebody seems to have stuck a knife in my wallet.
[hands Q his coat]
Q
Ah, and they missed you? What a pity!
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Kamal Khan's Preference for Eggs and Dice
Kamal Khan
Englishman. Likes eggs, preferably Faberge, and dice, preferably loaded.
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Trust in Technological Expertise
Bond
I trust you can handle this contraption, Q?
Q
It goes by hot air.
Bond
Oh, then you can.
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High Stakes in a Trade Deal
Bond
So does he have a proposition for me or do you?
Magda
He suggest a trade. The egg... for your life.
Bond
Well, I heard the price of eggs was going up, but isn't that a little high?
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Travel Arrangements and Show Expectations
Kamal Khan
General, excuse me. I have some traveling arrangements to make. Enjoy the show.
[to a USAF lieutenant-general]
US general
Thank you.
US aide
I'm sure the general will get a big blast out of this.
Khan
I know he won't be disappointed.
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Confrontation Over a Bomb Threat
Orlov
Leave that! Let's go.
[enters the trailer, sees Bond in Mischka's clothes from behind]
Bond
No, let's stay. You. Sit on that box. Hands on your knees. Come on, move! Now why is that bomb on the train?
[turns around, facing Orlov with pointed gun]
Orlov
Who are you?
Bond
I'm with British Secret Service.
Orlov
You should be more concerned about getting out of here alive.
Bond
I am more concerned about an atomic bomb exploding on a United States Air Force base. You surely can't be inviting a full-scale nuclear war. What happens when the US retaliates?
Orlov
Against whom?
[grins]
Bond
My God. Of course. Our early-warning system will rule out the possibility of that bomb having come from Russia or anywhere else. Everyone will assume incorrectly that it was an American bomb triggered accidentally.
[frowning, realizing Orlov's scheme]
Orlov
That would be the most plausible explanation.
Bond
Europe will insist on unilateral disarmament, leaving every border undefended for you to walk across at will. And it doesn't matter a damn to you, I suppose, that thousands of innocent people will be killed in this little "accident" of yours?
Orlov
Better than letting a handful of old men in Moscow bargain away our advantage in disarmament talks!
Bond
On your feet, General. You're going to stop that train.
Orlov
It's too late.
[they hear hoot as the train starts to move off]
Bond
You can stop it at the border.
[the trailer door opens, revealing two Russian soldiers and Bond, having been caught, kills one soldier and escapes to avoid being killed by the other]
Orlov
Kill him!! Kill him!!
[referring to Bond escaping from the Russian soldier, who is chasing him]
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Survival and Adaptation in Adversity
Khan
You seem to have a nasty habit of surviving.
Bond
Well, you know what they say about the fittest.
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