Octopussy (1983) - Quotes

Taglines: Nobody does him better.

Taglines: James Bond's all time action high.

Taglines: Nobody does it better...thirteen times.

Khan: You seem to have a nasty habit of surviving.

Bond: Well, you know what they say about the fittest.

Bond: I trust you can handle this contraption, Q?

Q: It goes by hot air.

Bond: Oh, then you can.

Kamal Khan: [to a USAF lieutenant-general] General, excuse me. I have some traveling arrangements to make. Enjoy the show.

US general: Thank you.

US aide: I'm sure the general will get a big blast out of this.

Khan: I know he won't be disappointed.

Gogol: A common thief! A disgrace to the uniform!

Orlov: [weakly; dies] Yes. But tomorrow, I shall be a hero of the Soviet... Union...

Orlov: [enters the trailer, sees Bond in Mischka's clothes from behind] Leave that! Let's go.

Bond: [turns around, facing Orlov with pointed gun] No, let's stay. You. Sit on that box. Hands on your knees. Come on, move! Now why is that bomb on the train?

Orlov: Who are you?

Bond: I'm with British Secret Service.

Orlov: You should be more concerned about getting out of here alive.

Bond: I am more concerned about an atomic bomb exploding on a United States Air Force base. You surely can't be inviting a full-scale nuclear war. What happens when the US retaliates?

Orlov: [grins] Against whom?

Bond: [frowning, realizing Orlov's scheme] My God. Of course. Our early-warning system will rule out the possibility of that bomb having come from Russia or anywhere else. Everyone will assume incorrectly that it was an American bomb triggered accidentally.

Orlov: That would be the most plausible explanation.

Bond: Europe will insist on unilateral disarmament, leaving every border undefended for you to walk across at will. And it doesn't matter a damn to you, I suppose, that thousands of innocent people will be killed in this little "accident" of yours?

Orlov: Better than letting a handful of old men in Moscow bargain away our advantage in disarmament talks!

Bond: On your feet, General. You're going to stop that train.

Orlov: [they hear hoot as the train starts to move off] It's too late.

Bond: [the trailer door opens, revealing two Russian soldiers and Bond, having been caught, kills one soldier and escapes to avoid being killed by the other] You can stop it at the border.

Orlov: [referring to Bond escaping from the Russian soldier, who is chasing him] Kill him!! Kill him!!

Vijay: Is he still there?

Q: You must be joking! 007 on an island populated exclusively by women? We won't see him till dawn!

Bond: So does he have a proposition for me or do you?

Magda: He suggest a trade. The egg... for your life.

Bond: Well, I heard the price of eggs was going up, but isn't that a little high?

Bond: [looking at the tattoo on Magda's back] What is that?

Magda: That's my little octopussy.

Bond: [hands Q his coat] You wouldn't have a smaller piece of thread than that wouldn't you, Q? Somebody seems to have stuck a knife in my wallet.

Q: Ah, and they missed you? What a pity!

Bond: Vijay, we've got company!

Vijay: No problem, this is a company car!

Kamal Khan: Mr. Bond is indeed of a very rare breed... soon to be made extinct.

Kamal Khan: Englishman. Likes eggs, preferably Faberge, and dice, preferably loaded.