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Octopussy Quotes

"James Bond’s all time high!"

PG 1983 · 2h 11m
64
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64
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15 quotes
Unexpected Allies in a Tight Spot
Bond Vijay, we've got company!
Vijay No problem, this is a company car!
Disgrace and Ambition in the Soviet Union
Gogol A common thief! A disgrace to the uniform!
Orlov Yes. But tomorrow, I shall be a hero of the Soviet... Union...
[weakly; dies]
Humorous Exchange About 007's Distraction
Vijay Is he still there?
Q You must be joking! 007 on an island populated exclusively by women? We won't see him till dawn!
A Statement of Unmatched Excellence
Taglines Nobody does him better.
Bond's Ultimate Action Adventure
Taglines James Bond's all time action high.
Unexpected Encounter with an Unusual Pet
Bond What is that?
[looking at the tattoo on Magda's back]
Magda That's my little octopussy.
Thirteen Times of Excellence
Taglines Nobody does it better...thirteen times.
The Rarity of Mr. Bond's Kind
Kamal Khan Mr. Bond is indeed of a very rare breed... soon to be made extinct.
Witty Exchange Between Bond and Q
Bond You wouldn't have a smaller piece of thread than that wouldn't you, Q? Somebody seems to have stuck a knife in my wallet.
[hands Q his coat]
Q Ah, and they missed you? What a pity!
Kamal Khan's Preference for Eggs and Dice
Kamal Khan Englishman. Likes eggs, preferably Faberge, and dice, preferably loaded.
Trust in Technological Expertise
Bond I trust you can handle this contraption, Q?
Q It goes by hot air.
Bond Oh, then you can.
High Stakes in a Trade Deal
Bond So does he have a proposition for me or do you?
Magda He suggest a trade. The egg... for your life.
Bond Well, I heard the price of eggs was going up, but isn't that a little high?
Travel Arrangements and Show Expectations
Kamal Khan General, excuse me. I have some traveling arrangements to make. Enjoy the show.
[to a USAF lieutenant-general]
US general Thank you.
US aide I'm sure the general will get a big blast out of this.
Khan I know he won't be disappointed.
Confrontation Over a Bomb Threat
Orlov Leave that! Let's go.
[enters the trailer, sees Bond in Mischka's clothes from behind]
Bond No, let's stay. You. Sit on that box. Hands on your knees. Come on, move! Now why is that bomb on the train?
[turns around, facing Orlov with pointed gun]
Orlov Who are you?
Bond I'm with British Secret Service.
Orlov You should be more concerned about getting out of here alive.
Bond I am more concerned about an atomic bomb exploding on a United States Air Force base. You surely can't be inviting a full-scale nuclear war. What happens when the US retaliates?
Orlov Against whom?
[grins]
Bond My God. Of course. Our early-warning system will rule out the possibility of that bomb having come from Russia or anywhere else. Everyone will assume incorrectly that it was an American bomb triggered accidentally.
[frowning, realizing Orlov's scheme]
Orlov That would be the most plausible explanation.
Bond Europe will insist on unilateral disarmament, leaving every border undefended for you to walk across at will. And it doesn't matter a damn to you, I suppose, that thousands of innocent people will be killed in this little "accident" of yours?
Orlov Better than letting a handful of old men in Moscow bargain away our advantage in disarmament talks!
Bond On your feet, General. You're going to stop that train.
Orlov It's too late.
[they hear hoot as the train starts to move off]
Bond You can stop it at the border.
[the trailer door opens, revealing two Russian soldiers and Bond, having been caught, kills one soldier and escapes to avoid being killed by the other]
Orlov Kill him!! Kill him!!
[referring to Bond escaping from the Russian soldier, who is chasing him]
Survival and Adaptation in Adversity
Khan You seem to have a nasty habit of surviving.
Bond Well, you know what they say about the fittest.