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A Conversation About Divine Communication
Jerry Landers
You ] me to tell people I've ] with ]?
[[want; [spoken; [#God|God]
God
Yes.
[''speaking through Jerry's car radio'']
Jerry Landers
They'll put me away.
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Reflections on Age and Life's Surprises
God
I'll tell ya something never came out: I made ] seventeen. ] was fifteen—sixteen, tops. I figured then sixteen, seventeen was middle aged, you know. Who knew ] would ] so long? ] I figured had the best ]. Now I ] they were ]—]. ] people can't fall from my ]; they're my best things. ] that down.
[[Adam; [Eve; [humans|people; [live; [Trees; [chance; [realise; [kids; [babies; [Young; [grace; [Write|Put]
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Unexpected Confession About Driving Conditions
Jerry Landers
Oh, uh…I-I-I-I'm-I must have drove through, uh, a ] wi-with my windows open?
[[car wash]
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Faith and Change in Difficult Times
God
I know how hard it is in these times to have faith. But maybe if you could have the faith to start with, maybe the times would change. You could change them. Think about it. Try. And try not to hurt each other. There's been enough of that. It really gets in the way. I'm a God of very few words and Jerry's already given you Mine. However hopeless, helpless, mixed up and scary it all gets, it can work.
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Shared Belonging Beyond Labels
Jerry Landers
I don't belong to any ]!
[[church]
God
Neither do I.
[''speaking through an intercom'']
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Understanding the Nature of Divinity
God
I don't like to brag, but if I ] to you just as God—how I ] am, what I really am—, your ] couldn't grasp it.
[[appeared; [really; [mind]
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Understanding Divine Identity and Existence
God
] Me, like it says on the ].
[[Trust; [money]
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Divine Responsibility and Human Choice
Jerry Landers
You don't ] our ]?!
[[control; [lives]
God
I ] you a ] and everything in it. It's all up to ].
[[gave; [world; [people|you]
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God's Perspective on Miracles and Flashiness
God
I don't do ]. They're too flashy. And they upset the ] ]. … The last ] I did was the ]. Before that, I think you have to go back to the Red Sea. That was a beauty.
[[miracles; [natural; [balance; [miracle; [1969 Mets]
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God's Perspective on Relationships and Choices
God
It's a ] of Mine: I ] not to ] with more than one ] at a ].
[[policy; [try; [work; [saviour; [time]
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Divine Perspective on Mistakes and Creation
God
] was one of My big ].
[''speaking through an intercom''; [Tobacco; [mistakes]
Jerry Landers
Mistakes?
God
You ]. ] were a mistake. ]-] things. Avocados, made the pit too big. Like I ], you try.
[[try; [Ostriches; [Silly; [appearing|looking; [say]
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Responsibility for Suffering Lies with Humanity
Jerry Landers
How can You permit all the suffering that goes on in the ]?
[[world]
God
Ah, how can I permit the suffering?
Jerry Landers
Yeah!
God
I don't permit the suffering, you do. ]. All the ] are yours.
[[Free will|Free ''will''; [choices]
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Divine Connection to Humanity Explained
God
] was My ]. ] was My son. ], ], you, the ] who ] there was no room at the inn was My son.
[[Jesus; [son; [Buddha; [Muhammad; [Moses; [man; [said]
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Divine Encounter with Garbage and Immaculate Conception
Bobbie Landers
I went to empty the garbage and two ] ] me. And then one of them blessed the garbage. And then he asked me if our ] were conceived immaculately.
[[people; [blessed; [children]
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Divine Perspective on Human Understanding
God
*See also: ].
[[faith]
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Divine Perspective on Human Nature
God
*See also: ].
[[meaning of life]
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Divine Conversation Between God and Jerry Landers
God
Last ].
[[question]
Jerry Landers
] ]!
[[Thank; [God]
God
You're ].
[[welcome]
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Understanding Divine Communication in Conversations
Bobbie Landers
Oh, ] "doesn't ] about ]"?
[[God; [care; [religion]
Jerry Landers
Well, that's what He said.
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Divine Authority and Human Inquiry
God
Well, you're not allowed to ] Me.
[''speaking through an intercom''; [see]
Jerry Landers
Why not.
God
Because.
Jerry Landers
Thats no ].
[[answer]
God
] Me.
[[lawsuit|Sue]
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Frequency of Conversations with the Divine
God
How often do you ] with God?
[''speaking through an intercom''; [talk]
Jerry Landers
Practically ].
[[never]
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The Nature of Divine Influence
God
I only ] what ]. Also, I'm very big on what ]. On what ], I haven't got a ].
[[know; [present|is; [past|was; [future|''isn't'' yet; [clue]
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Questioning Beliefs and Divine Existence
Jerry Landers
I don't ] the Red Sea, and I don't believe ].
[[believe; [creationism|six days to create the world]
God
You're right.
Jerry Landers
I am?
God
Tell you the ] ], I ] about it for five ] and did the whole ] in ].
[[honest; [truth; [thought; [days; [job; [one]
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The Nature of Human Shame and Understanding
God
Come take a ].
[[look]
Jerry Landers
I can't. I'm ].
[[naked]
God
You think ] don't ] what you got? That was another little goof of Mine: ]. I don't know why I ] we ] shame.
[[#God|I; [know; [shame; [thought; [needed]
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Perception and Understanding of Human Nature
God
] down that ]—and ] persons—their ] ] ] and ], not more, not one tiny bit less, just what they ] it means, and what ] think doesn't count at all.
[[Write|Put; [man; [women; [existence; [means; [exactly; [precisely; [think; [God|I]
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A Difficult Decision Regarding Medication
Taglines
It's ]. ] have ] ] My ]. ] had such a bad ] I had to give him tablets".
[[true; [People; [difficulty|trouble; [remembering; [Words; [Moses; [memory]
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Divine Encouragement in Challenging Situations
God
You can do it, it's only one message. ] had to handle ].
[''speaking through Jerry's car radio''; [Moses; [The Bible#The Ten Commandments|ten]
Jerry Landers
B-but You gave him tablets.
God
He had a bad ].
[[memory]
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Divine Truth in Courtroom Dialogue
Court Clerk
You ] to tell the ], the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?
[[swear; [truth]
God
So help Me, ].
[[God|Me]
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Belief in Each Other's Existence
God
If you find it ] to ] in Me, maybe it would ] you to ] that I believe in you.
[[difficult|hard; [believe; [help; [know]
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Miscommunication Between God and Jerry
God
Jerry. Do you ] Me to ] louder?
[''speaking through Jerry's car radio''; ''Jerry, surprised, begins fiddling with the nobs''; [want; [talk]
Jerry Landers
Oh, God!
God
I thought you didn't ] in Me.
[[believe]
Jerry Landers
Uh…that's just an expression.
God
I'm more than that, and I want you to spread the ].
[[word]
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Calling the Lord to the Stand
Jerry Landers
Your ], I would like to call to the stand the Lord ].
[[judges|Honour; [#God|God]
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Questioning the Identity of the Divine
Jerry Landers
Who are You?
God
You ] the note.
[''speaking through an intercom''; [read]
Jerry Landers
Who's that, Artie?
God
].
[[God]
Jerry Landers
Come on, Artie.
God
No, it's Me, God.
Jerry Landers
God.
God
Right, God. God Almighty. Big G.
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