Oh, God! (1977) - Quotes

A Difficult Decision Regarding Medication

Taglines: [[true; [People; [difficulty|trouble; [remembering; [Words; [Moses; [memory] It's ].  ] have ] ] My ].  ] had such a bad ] I had to give him tablets".

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Divine Truth in Courtroom Dialogue

Court Clerk: [[swear; [truth]   You ] to tell the ], the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?

God: [[God|Me]   So help Me, ].

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Divine Conversation Between God and Jerry Landers

God: [[question]   Last ].

Jerry Landers: [[Thank; [God]   ] ]!

God: [[welcome]   You're ].

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Understanding Divine Communication in Conversations

Bobbie Landers: [[God; [care; [religion]   Oh, ] "doesn't ] about ]"?

Jerry Landers:   Well, that's what He said.

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Responsibility for Suffering Lies with Humanity

Jerry Landers: [[world]   How can You permit all the suffering that goes on in the ]?

God:   Ah, how can I permit the suffering?

Jerry Landers:   Yeah!

God: [[Free will|Free ''will''; [choices]   I don't permit the suffering, you do.  ].  All the ] are yours.

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Questioning Beliefs and Divine Existence

Jerry Landers: [[believe; [creationism|six days to create the world]   I don't ] the Red Sea, and I don't believe ].

God:   You're right.

Jerry Landers:   I am?

God: [[honest; [truth; [thought; [days; [job; [one]   Tell you the ] ], I ] about it for five ] and did the whole ] in ].

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Divine Responsibility and Human Choice

Jerry Landers: [[control; [lives]   You don't ] our ]?!

God: [[gave; [world; [people|you]   I ] you a ] and everything in it.  It's all up to ].

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The Nature of Human Shame and Understanding

God: [[look]   Come take a ].

Jerry Landers: [[naked]   I can't.  I'm ].

God: [[#God|I; [know; [shame; [thought; [needed]   You think ] don't ] what you got?  That was another little goof of Mine: ].  I don't know why I ] we ] shame.

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Divine Encouragement in Challenging Situations

God: [''speaking through Jerry's car radio''; [Moses; [The Bible#The Ten Commandments|ten]     You can do it, it's only one message.  ] had to handle ].

Jerry Landers:   B-but You gave him tablets.

God: [[memory]   He had a bad ].

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A Conversation About Divine Communication

Jerry Landers: [[want; [spoken; [#God|God]   You ] me to tell people I've ] with ]?

God: [''speaking through Jerry's car radio'']     Yes.

Jerry Landers:   They'll put me away.

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Miscommunication Between God and Jerry

God: [''speaking through Jerry's car radio''; ''Jerry, surprised, begins fiddling with the nobs''; [want; [talk]     Jerry.    Do you ] Me to ] louder?

Jerry Landers:   Oh, God!

God: [[believe]   I thought you didn't ] in Me.

Jerry Landers:   Uh…that's just an expression.

God: [[word]   I'm more than that, and I want you to spread the ].

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Shared Belonging Beyond Labels

Jerry Landers: [[church]   I don't belong to any ]!

God: [''speaking through an intercom'']     Neither do I.

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Divine Perspective on Mistakes and Creation

God: [''speaking through an intercom''; [Tobacco; [mistakes]     ] was one of My big ].

Jerry Landers:   Mistakes?

God: [[try; [Ostriches; [Silly; [appearing|looking; [say]   You ].  ] were a mistake.  ]-] things.  Avocados, made the pit too big.  Like I ], you try.

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Divine Authority and Human Inquiry

God: [''speaking through an intercom''; [see]     Well, you're not allowed to ] Me.

Jerry Landers:   Why not.

God:   Because.

Jerry Landers: [[answer]   Thats no ].

God: [[lawsuit|Sue]   ] Me.

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Frequency of Conversations with the Divine

God: [''speaking through an intercom''; [talk]     How often do you ] with God?

Jerry Landers: [[never]   Practically ].

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Questioning the Identity of the Divine

Jerry Landers:   Who are You?

God: [''speaking through an intercom''; [read]     You ] the note.

Jerry Landers:   Who's that, Artie?

God: [[God]   ].

Jerry Landers:   Come on, Artie.

God:   No, it's Me, God.

Jerry Landers:   God.

God:   Right, God.  God Almighty.  Big G.

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Divine Encounter with Garbage and Immaculate Conception

Bobbie Landers: [[people; [blessed; [children] I went to empty the garbage and two ] ] me. And then one of them blessed the garbage. And then he asked me if our ] were conceived immaculately.

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Calling the Lord to the Stand

Jerry Landers: [[judges|Honour; [#God|God] Your ], I would like to call to the stand the Lord ].

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Unexpected Confession About Driving Conditions

Jerry Landers: [[car wash] Oh, uh…I-I-I-I'm-I must have drove through, uh, a ] wi-with my windows open?

Faith and Change in Difficult Times

God: I know how hard it is in these times to have faith. But maybe if you could have the faith to start with, maybe the times would change. You could change them. Think about it. Try. And try not to hurt each other. There's been enough of that. It really gets in the way. I'm a God of very few words and Jerry's already given you Mine. However hopeless, helpless, mixed up and scary it all gets, it can work.

Divine Perspective on Human Understanding

God: [[faith] *See also: ].

Belief in Each Other's Existence

God: [[difficult|hard; [believe; [help; [know] If you find it ] to ] in Me, maybe it would ] you to ] that I believe in you.

Divine Perspective on Human Nature

God: [[meaning of life] *See also: ].

Perception and Understanding of Human Nature

God: [[Write|Put; [man; [women; [existence; [means; [exactly; [precisely; [think; [God|I] ] down that ]—and ] persons—their ] ] ] and ], not more, not one tiny bit less, just what they ] it means, and what ] think doesn't count at all.

Divine Connection to Humanity Explained

God: [[Jesus; [son; [Buddha; [Muhammad; [Moses; [man; [said] ] was My ].  ] was My son.  ], ], you, the ] who ] there was no room at the inn was My son.

Reflections on Age and Life's Surprises

God: [[Adam; [Eve; [humans|people; [live; [Trees; [chance; [realise; [kids; [babies; [Young; [grace; [Write|Put] I'll tell ya something never came out:  I made ] seventeen.  ] was fifteen—sixteen, tops.  I figured then sixteen, seventeen was middle aged, you know.  Who knew ] would ] so long?  ] I figured had the best ].  Now I ] they were ]—].  ] people can't fall from my ]; they're my best things.  ] that down.

The Nature of Divine Influence

God: [[know; [present|is; [past|was; [future|''isn't'' yet; [clue] I only ] what ].  Also, I'm very big on what ].  On what ], I haven't got a ].

God's Perspective on Miracles and Flashiness

God: [[miracles; [natural; [balance; [miracle; [1969 Mets] I don't do ].  They're too flashy.  And they upset the ] ].  …  The last ] I did was the ]. Before that, I think you have to go back to the Red Sea. That was a beauty.