30 quotes
Concern for a friend's safety
Frank The Tank Ricard
Blue, do you understand I dont want you to die here tonight?
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Transience of Life and Existence
Frank The Tank Ricard
All we are is dust in the wind...
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Pledges Will Handle the Cleanup
Frank The Tank Ricard
Don't worry. The pledges will clean it up.
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Anticipating Wild Experiences at a Party
Bernard Beanie Campbell
Max, can you earmuff for me? We are going to get so much ass here, it's going to be sick. I'm talking like crazy boy band ass.
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Effective Debate Techniques Explained
Frank The Tank Ricard
That's how you do it. That's how you debate.
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Desire for Rest and Sleep
Mitch Martin
All I want to do is get some fucking sleep.
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Embracing spontaneity and fun with friends
Frank The Tank Ricard
No, it's cool, it's cool, it's cool...bring-bring your green hat, let's go!
[at the same party, to one of Snoop's entourage wearing a green hat]
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Weekend Plans and Home Improvement Ideas
Frank The Tank Ricard
Actually pretty nice little Saturday. We're going to Home Depot. Yeah buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed Bath and Beyond... I don't know! I don't know if we'll have enough time!
[Trying to talk over party noise.]
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Dinner and a Sisqo CD Suggestion
Frank The Tank Ricard
You know I was thinking we could go back home...have some dinner and pop in the Sisqo CD...no? Weren't thinking that? Okay.
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Preference Between Nurse and Cheerleader
Frank The Tank Ricard
So what do you guys like better? Nurse or cheerleader? Oh, hi Nicole. Have fun at the wedding?
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Frank The Tank's Energetic Exclamation
Frank The Tank Ricard
SNOOP!! SNOOP-A-LOOP!!!
[upon seeing rapper Snoop Dogg perform at the fraternity party]
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Excitement for an Unexpected Adventure
Frank The Tank Ricard
Were GOIN STREAKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Celebrating Friendship and Loyalty
Frank The Tank Ricard
YOU'RE MA BOY BLUE!...You're Ma Boy!
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Appreciating a Friend's Quirky Behavior
Frank The Tank Ricard
You're crazy, man. I like you, but you're crazy.
[Shot in neck with tranquilizer dart, voice morphs into slow motion.]
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Mitch Martin's Thoughts on Denver's Beauty
Mitch Martin
Ah Denver, The sunshine state... Denver?! Gorgeous!
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Embracing Spontaneity and Fun
Frank The Tank Ricard
No it's cool man, bring your green hat! We're going streaking!
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Introducing a Unique Character in Old School
Frank The Tank Ricard
In this corner, weighing in at 110 pounds and pushing 89 years of age and the recent recipient of a brand new plastic hip, Joseph "Blue" Polaski.
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Observation of a Drunk Character
Frank The Tank Ricard
Blue's over there. But he's wasted.
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Gratitude for Well-Being
Frank The Tank Ricard
Thanks, she's OK
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The Pleasures of Indulgence
Frank The Tank Ricard
Fill it up again! Fill it up again! Once it hits your lips, it's so good!
[Funnels a beer.]
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The Complexity of True Love
Mitch Martin
True love is hard to find. Sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show, ready to double-team your girlfriend...
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Vision of an Inclusive Brotherhood
Bernard Beanie Campbell
Because this is a very big idea my friends. We're talking about a non-exclusive egalitarian brotherhood where community status and more importantly age have no bearing whatsoever.
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Inquiry About KFC's Operating Hours
Frank The Tank Ricard
Hey honey! Do you think KFC is still open?
[Sitting naked in the car.]
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Planning a Big Party
Bernard Beanie Campbell
What we need to do is throw a big kick off, kick ass party.
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A Moment of Cold Realization
Frank The Tank Ricard
I'm so cold...I think I see Blue! He looks glorious.
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A Message from Frank to Mitch
Frank The Tank Ricard
Dear Mitch, if you're holding this letter you already know. The house has been boarded up. The doors. The windows. Everything. We're at the Comfort Inn. Room 112. I love you. Frank
[Voiceover.]
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Frank's Invitation for Frozen Yogurt
Frank The Tank Ricard
I'll be in the neighborhood later on, and I was wondering if maybe you wanted to get some frozen yogurt, or perhaps a whole meal of food, if that would be agreeable. Dammit. This is Frank Ricard...
[Leaving a message; Calls back]
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Questioning the Cinder Block Dilemma
Mitch Martin
At this point, you might be asking yourself, "Why am I holding this 30-pound cinder block in my hands?" You might also ask yourself, "Why does this cinder block have a long piece of string tied to it?" And finally, "Why is the other end of this string tied securely to your penis?
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Frank The Tank's triumphant return
Frank The Tank Ricard
I'm back! You know it!
[Kicks a woman's shopping cart.]
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Aging and Identity in a Shared Space
Mitch Martin
This is my house. I live here, Beanie. I'm 30 years old. None of us are enrolled in the college.
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