Old School (2003) - Quotes

Anticipating Wild Experiences at a Party

Bernard Beanie Campbell: Max, can you earmuff for me? We are going to get so much ass here, it's going to be sick. I'm talking like crazy boy band ass.

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Planning a Big Party

Bernard Beanie Campbell: What we need to do is throw a big kick off, kick ass party.

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Vision of an Inclusive Brotherhood

Bernard Beanie Campbell: Because this is a very big idea my friends. We're talking about a non-exclusive egalitarian brotherhood where community status and more importantly age have no bearing whatsoever.

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Excitement for an Unexpected Adventure

Frank The Tank Ricard: Were GOIN STREAKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Embracing spontaneity and fun with friends

Frank The Tank Ricard: [at the same party, to one of Snoop's entourage wearing a green hat] No, it's cool, it's cool, it's cool...bring-bring your green hat, let's go!

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Frank The Tank's Energetic Exclamation

Frank The Tank Ricard: [upon seeing rapper Snoop Dogg perform at the fraternity party] SNOOP!! SNOOP-A-LOOP!!!

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A Moment of Cold Realization

Frank The Tank Ricard: I'm so cold...I think I see Blue! He looks glorious.

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Celebrating Friendship and Loyalty

Frank The Tank Ricard: YOU'RE MA BOY BLUE!...You're Ma Boy!

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Concern for a friend's safety

Frank The Tank Ricard: Blue, do you understand I dont want you to die here tonight?

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Frank The Tank's triumphant return

Frank The Tank Ricard: [Kicks a woman's shopping cart.] I'm back! You know it!

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Appreciating a Friend's Quirky Behavior

Frank The Tank Ricard: [Shot in neck with tranquilizer dart, voice morphs into slow motion.] You're crazy, man. I like you, but you're crazy.

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Introducing a Unique Character in Old School

Frank The Tank Ricard: In this corner, weighing in at 110 pounds and pushing 89 years of age and the recent recipient of a brand new plastic hip, Joseph "Blue" Polaski.

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Inquiry About KFC's Operating Hours

Frank The Tank Ricard: [Sitting naked in the car.] Hey honey! Do you think KFC is still open?

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Embracing Spontaneity and Fun

Frank The Tank Ricard: No it's cool man, bring your green hat! We're going streaking!

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Pledges Will Handle the Cleanup

Frank The Tank Ricard: Don't worry. The pledges will clean it up.

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The Pleasures of Indulgence

Frank The Tank Ricard: [Funnels a beer.] Fill it up again! Fill it up again! Once it hits your lips, it's so good!

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Weekend Plans and Home Improvement Ideas

Frank The Tank Ricard: [Trying to talk over party noise.] Actually pretty nice little Saturday. We're going to Home Depot. Yeah buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed Bath and Beyond... I don't know! I don't know if we'll have enough time!

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Observation of a Drunk Character

Frank The Tank Ricard: Blue's over there. But he's wasted.

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A Message from Frank to Mitch

Frank The Tank Ricard: [Voiceover.] Dear Mitch, if you're holding this letter you already know. The house has been boarded up. The doors. The windows. Everything. We're at the Comfort Inn. Room 112. I love you. Frank

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Transience of Life and Existence

Frank The Tank Ricard: All we are is dust in the wind...

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Effective Debate Techniques Explained

Frank The Tank Ricard: That's how you do it. That's how you debate.

Gratitude for Well-Being

Frank The Tank Ricard: Thanks, she's OK

Preference Between Nurse and Cheerleader

Frank The Tank Ricard: So what do you guys like better? Nurse or cheerleader? Oh, hi Nicole. Have fun at the wedding?

Dinner and a Sisqo CD Suggestion

Frank The Tank Ricard: You know I was thinking we could go back home...have some dinner and pop in the Sisqo CD...no? Weren't thinking that? Okay.

Frank's Invitation for Frozen Yogurt

Frank The Tank Ricard: [Leaving a message; Calls back] I'll be in the neighborhood later on, and I was wondering if maybe you wanted to get some frozen yogurt, or perhaps a whole meal of food, if that would be agreeable. Dammit. This is Frank Ricard...

Mitch Martin's Thoughts on Denver's Beauty

Mitch Martin: Ah Denver, The sunshine state... Denver?! Gorgeous!

Aging and Identity in a Shared Space

Mitch Martin: This is my house. I live here, Beanie. I'm 30 years old. None of us are enrolled in the college.

Desire for Rest and Sleep

Mitch Martin: All I want to do is get some fucking sleep.

Questioning the Cinder Block Dilemma

Mitch Martin: At this point, you might be asking yourself, "Why am I holding this 30-pound cinder block in my hands?" You might also ask yourself, "Why does this cinder block have a long piece of string tied to it?" And finally, "Why is the other end of this string tied securely to your penis?

The Complexity of True Love

Mitch Martin: True love is hard to find. Sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show, ready to double-team your girlfriend...