6 quotes
Understanding the Nature of Marriage
Costello
He's gonna make a wonderful husband.
Abbott
You don't even know what a husband is.
Costello
A husband is what's left of a sweetheart after the nerve has been killed.
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Abbott and Costello's Latest Adventure Unfolds
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Abbott and Costello are at it again!
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Mirth and Melody in Musical Entertainment
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Jerome Kern's MIRTH & MELODY MAGICAL MUSICAL!
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Humor in Misunderstanding Smoking Rules
Abbott
Put that out. There's no smoking in here.
Costello
What makes you think I'm smokin'?
Abbott
You've got a cigar in your mouth!
Costello
I've got shoes on... don't mean I'm walkin'.
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Jerome Kern's Six Top Song Hits
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6 Top Song Hits by Jerome Kern.
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Romance and Rhythm in a Musical Setting
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Romance TO THE RHYTHM OF THE RHUMBA...in this magical musical of mirth!
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