Shaw's Allergy to Hornets
Shaw: [while the hornets sting him]
I'm allergic to hornets!
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Threat of Destruction from the Werewolf
Shaw: [to Gordy; Elliot gets hit by a wall; Elliot gets spin by the fan]
The werewolf wants to destroy you, your family, your way of life.
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The Reality of the Wailing Wampus Werewolf
Shaw:
The Wailing Wampus Werewolf. It's real. It's real.
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Arrival at Dead Bear Gulch
Shaw:
Take a gander, boys and girls. We've arrived at Dead Bear Gulch.
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Shaw's Dismissive Comment on Tree Tour
Shaw:
Come on, tree huggers! That tree is not part of the tour.
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A Happy Ending for Mr. Weenie
Mr. Weenie: [breaking the fourth wall; closes his doggy door and went back inside]
And so everybody (in the forest) did live happily ever after, including Mr. Weenie, (who have finally found Bobbie and Bob). The end!
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Mr. Weenie's Werewolf Dilemma
Mr. Weenie: [after he heard what Boog have said; gasps; he leaves]
So I am the werewolf? I'm always the last to hear about these things. So that would mean I ate Bobbie! And Bob. I must leave this place before I eat my friends too. I mean, think of all the calories!
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Mr. Weenie Reveals His True Nationality
Mr. Weenie: [during a plane crash]
Since it appears this is the end, I feel it's only right to confess. I'm not really German, I am Swiss!
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Crime Scene Introduction by Mr. Weenie
Mr. Weenie:
Welcome to the scene of the crime.
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Mr. Weenie's Thoughts on Rope Quality
Mr. Weenie:
This rope is good! Although, it could use some salt.
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Mr. Weenie's Loyalty and Support
Mr. Weenie: [starts crying and stops]
While Shaw did not specifically mention coming after Mr. Weenie... I stand with you. I've got nowhere else to go! Hey, wait up for Mr. Weenie!
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Suggestion to Use the Door
Giselle:
Guys, how about we use the door?
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Observation of a Clean Scene
Giselle: [sees pictures of Bobbie and Bob]
It's spotless. No signs of a struggle.
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Werewolf Cleans Dishes Inquiry
Giselle:
So you're saying the werewolf cleaned the dishes?
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Advice on Avoiding Overexertion
Giselle:
Don't strain yourself.
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Elliot Promises to Stay in Touch
Elliot:
Boog, I'll write you every single day!
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Elliot's Dependence on Friendship
Elliot:
Okay. We got rid of our dead weight. Still with me, Boog? You know I can't do this without my BFF. That's Bear Friend Forever, FYI. For your information. LOL.
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Suggestion for a brief pause
Elliot:
Let's take a short intermission.
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The Importance of Friendship and Loyalty
Boog:
Because friends don't abandon friends. You taught me that.
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Boog's Identity as a Grizzly Bear
Boog:
I'm a grizzly bear!
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Questioning the Lava Mine's Design Choices
Boog: [during the chase in a lava mine]
Who puts a loop-de-loop in a lava mine?
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Boog's Warning to Others
Boog:
We got the warned they others.
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Boog Questions Elliot's Intentions
Boog: [to Elliot]
Where are you goin with this, Elliot?
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Boog's Enthusiasm for Movies
Boog: [[Lethal Weapon 2]
Movies! Two words! Um, ooh-ooh! ].
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Boog's Confidence in His Plans
Boog: [Boog turns his back on Giselle]
The Boog I know is gonna build his panic room. See ya, Giselle.
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Journey Through Dead Bear Gulch
Boog: [After Elliot suggests taking a different route]
Through Dead Bear Gulch?!
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Boog's Defense of Dinkleman
Boog:
No one touches my Dinkleman!
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Boog Expresses Joy at Beth's Arrival
Boog: [to Beth; [Open Season (2006 film)|dump me off in the woods]
Oh, Beth! I'm so glad to see ya! I knew you'd never ]!
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Finding Inner Calm in Chaos
Boog:
Keep it together, Boog. Come on, go to your happy place.
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Boog's Impression of a Convincing Story
Boog:
Uh, actually, I find his story quite convincin'.
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