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A Humorous Exchange Among Forest Friends
Boog
All right, fishies. Give it up for Boog! (Fish fighting)
Elliot
(singing) We're going out walking... ...and after midnight searching for Boog
[''Boog shakes the head in water'']
Boog
(farts) Uh-oh. Uh... Hey, Incredible Mister E.
Elliot
Yes, Boogster?
Boog
I got to go.
Elliot
Well, go.
Boog
Well, what do you do?
Elliot
You know… …I can't remember. But listen. Don't look now, but I see a little bush with your name written all over it.
Boog
A bush? Are you serious?
Elliot
Go on. It's just like riding a bicycle. Only, you're crapping on it.
Elliot
Show us your "grrr" face, nature boy. Grrr!
McSquizzy
I bet my nuts that big hairy choob can't do it.
Squirrel
I'll take a piece of that action.
Boog
What is wrong with you animals?
Elliot
Perhaps some roughage, buddy?
Buddy
Buddy.
Boog
(Maria and Rosie approach him) Perhaps some privacy?
Maria the Skunk
What do you think you're doing on my house?
Boog
Is this your house? Oh, I... I didn't know... I...
Rosie the Skunk
It would probably be an improvement.
Maria the Skunk
What did you just say to me, Rosie?
Rosie the Skunk
Nothing. Why you got to be so sensitive?
Elliot
Boogster, what's the dealio?
Maria the Skunk
You watch your mouth or you're going to get yourself in a lot of trouble, girlfriend.
Rosie the Skunk
You're just jealous because you ain't got a man!
Boog
I don't know. Some kind of chick fight.
Maria the Skunk
Let's go there, honey.
Boog
Um... Elliot, what do I do?!
Elliot
Well, that's easy. You just got to mark your territory. Show them who's boss.
Boog
Alright, ladies. I'm laying down the law.
[nods; ''Maria and Rosie stare'']
Elliot
Unless, of course, they are skunks.
Boog
(Maria and Rosie spray at him) (groans) Disgusting!!! (he runs away)
Elliot
Wow. (he looks at Giselle) Giselle.
Boog
Uh, ridiculous! The woods is no place for a *bear!* Ducks? Look, now don’t move.
[Boog runs to the river and washes himself with some water, then dries himself with some rabbits; pause; ducks quack]
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Defining Freedom and Independence in Nature
Elliot
Oh. I get it. You're like a pet.
[''after seeing Boog's bowl with his name on it''; ''chuckles'']
Boog
I ain't nobody's pet.
Elliot
Right.
[''holding Boog's bowl'']
Boog
I do what I want, when I want and I come and go as I please.
[groaning]
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Navigating Change and Nature's Challenges
Gordy
Are you okay?
Beth
I took him above the falls. (sighs) I hope I did the right thing.
Gordy
Don't worry, Beth. I hope that Boog is happy in new home.
Boog
Oh! Stupid nature! (looks at Shaw's house) Civilization.
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Animal Support and Light-Headed Moments
Boog
Are you all right, Elliot?
Elliot
(whispering) I'm a little light-headed.
[his remaining antler cracks off and Boog laughs]
Reilly the beaver
Hey, Tiny. Nice show.
Animals
(chanting) Boog. Boog. Boog.
Boog
Behold, the mighty grizzly!
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Chaos Unfolds After Boog's Escape
Woman
You know? I heard Boog got loose last night and he totally trashed the place.
Man
Really?
Woman
That's what happened.
Shaw
There's something wrong going on here. You? It walks like a man! (chases after Elliot) Hold still, you two-legged latte drinker.
[''he sees Elliot walking around on two legs and drinking some coffee he found in a nearby dumpster''; ''Elliot screams in terror, as he began to flee'']
Woman
Look out!
[''screams'']
Gordy
Not again.
[''groans'']
Beth
Boog will have you eating out of his paw. (chuckles) Get it? Paw? Because he's a bear? (laughs) So, anyway.
Boog
Oh man. Okay. Relax, Boog. You can do this. (notices Elliot) What the...?
Elliot
(closes the door) I gotta hide. I gotta hide.
Boog
What're you doing? Get out of here! Hey!
Elliot
He's right behind me.
Shaw
I knew it! That bear has corrupted my buck!
Elliot
Hide me!
[''screams'']
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Conflict Among Forest Animals
Ian
Hello, "Smelliot." (laughs) I called him Smelliot. Herd, circle formation! You pinheads, that's an oval. More circle-y! You got a lot of nerve coming back here.
[''all the deers laugh''; ''The herd instead of it make an oval shape''; ''The herd make a circle shape'']
Elliot
Why, thank you.
Ian
That was not a compliment, mag-got!
Giselle
Well. He was just going. Right, Elliot?
Elliot
Yeah, Ian. I had to stop by and say hello to some of my old pals. Bob, Kevin. Jurgen, how’s the knee?
Ian
I told you to leave the herd, and never, ever, ever...
Elliot
Never?
Ian
Never, ever, ever come back.
Elliot
Back? I'm not... I’m not back. Me and my best buddy are heading to town. Yeah. I sure am going to miss you guys.
Ian
Off the upholstery!
[''he tosses Elliot into the air'']
Boog
Oh, what now?
[''annoyed''; ''Elliot screams and falls unconscious to the ground'']
Ian
So as I was saying, never, ever, ever... A bear! Bear. Bear. A bear.
[''Boog growls loudly'']
Boog
Elliot? Are you all right?
Elliot
Buttermilk biscuits.
[''confused'']
Deer
Hey, Ian, get a load of this.
Boog
Hey! Cut it out!
Ian
Oh, I've heard of you. You're that bear that got his butt thumped by a squirrel. Ooh.
Boog
It was... there was 20 of them. And they had nuts.
Elliot
Don't listen to him, Boog.
Ian
Boog? What is that short for? Booger?
Deer
Ha! Booger!
Boog
Listen, you.
Ian
I'm all ears.
Boog
Well…
Elliot
Boog, let's go.
Ian
You two are perfect for each other. You're a loser and you're a loser-er. Herd, let's bound! Hey, Elliot. I think you lost something.
Giselle
Maybe it will grow back. Bye, Elliot.
Elliot
Yeah, see you.
Ian
See you later, backpack boy.
Boog
That's right, fool. You better run. Keep on prancin', you panty-waisted cow.
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A Humorous Wake-Up Call Between Friends
Elliot
Boog? Boog, are you awake?
Boog
I am now.
[Long pause]
Elliot
Awesome. I was watching you sleep last night and you were like a little angel. Except for you're fat and snoring like: (imitates snoring) We're gonna work on that, though. I invented this cure where you stick your whole hand in your mouth.
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Self-Doubt and Reassurance Among Friends
Elliot
Ian's right, I'm a loser.
Boog
No, you're not a loser.
Elliot
Yes, I am.
Boog
No, you're not.
Elliot
Yes.
Boog
No.
Elliot
Trust me. You know the day I met you, Ian kicked me out of the herd. I lost my antler, I got run over, and tied to the hood of a truck. What do you call that?
Boog
Uh, a loser. But check this out. Behold, the mighty grizzly! I look like a bear, I talk like a bear. But I can't fish, I can't climb a tree, I can't even go in the woods.
Elliot
That's nothing. Half doe, half buck. I'm a duck.
Boog
I ride a unicycle for crackers.
Elliot
I have a glass eye.
Boog
I can't snap.
Elliot
I thought log was a color.
Boog
I can't see my feet.
Elliot
I killed a man.
Elliot
Well, at least you've got a home.
[sighs]
Boog
Home. Yeah. I sure hope so.
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Building a Dam in Open Season
Reilly
OK, ladies. This dam ain't going to build itself. Lift that birch. Swing those pines over here. Come on. Move it. (whistles) Yo, O'Toole!
O'Toole
Yeah, boss?
Reilly
I want you to cantilever that cedar on the bias down by the north end, you got that?!
O'Toole
Huh?
Reilly
Um! Put the twig in the hole.
O'Toole
Oh.
Reilly
Rookie. Take five for lunch! Um, what do you got?
[''whistles'']
O'Toole
Wood. What do you got?
Reilly
Wood. You want to trade? (O'Toole and he trade the woods) Hey, hey, guys. Check it out. There goes the largest carnivore in North America. The mighty grizzly.
[''gasps silently'']
Elliot
And he's a good dancer. We're going to be in a show.
[Beavers look at themselves and laugh]
Boog
Come here!
[''grabs Elliot's antler'']
Elliot
Ow, ow, ow. Hey, that's my good antler.
Boog
(drops Elliot) Listen, simple. We are not we. It's just me and we ain't doing no show.
Elliot
(scoffs) Diva.
Boog
What?!
Elliot
I understand what's going on here. You're a little crabby, because you're hungry.
Boog
I, I…
Elliot
Hmm? Hmm? I think yes.
Boog
(sniffs) I'm starving!
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Boyz N The Wood Theme in Open Season
Taglines
Boyz N The Wood.
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Lost in Circles During a Wild Chase
Boog
Elliot, this is the same dang dam. We've been goin in circles!
Elliot
Cir-cle. (whispering) One time around.
Boog
Ugh! You don't even know where WE GO!
Shaw
(shoots from his gun to the tree. Boog and Elliot hide) YO! Haaa! Wahoo!!! Got them, Lorraine! Haha! (imitates electric guitar, next he jumps into the truck)
Boog
(terrified) What was that?! (he looks at the beavers)
Beaver O'Toole
Hunters?! What're they doing up here?!
[shocked]
Beaver Reilly
Okay, boys. Take cover!
Elliot
Boog, we got to hide.
Boog
I'm outta here! (he storms off, trying to cross the dam)
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Unexpected Threats in the Wilderness
Boog
(gasps) Oh, no.
Shaw
Deers, skunks, beavers.
[''enters the shack]
Boog
(horrified) I got to hide.
Shaw
That bear’s turned them all!
Shaw
(he puts his gun on the rocking chair and puts the blanket on it) Here you go, Lorraine. There. You get good and dry. Come morning, we got a rebellion to crush. (he takes out Elliot's antler) And then I'm going to take back, what's mine! (he puts antler on the trophy)
Boog
(whispering) Elliot.
Shaw
(he opens the fridge) Huh? Someone's been eating my candy.
Shaw
Huh? (he grabs the chair and throws it to the floor) Somebody has been sitting in my chair! Somebody forgot to flush!
[''he sees his overturned chair''; ''sniffs, looks at the toilet. He goes to toilet door.'']
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Facing Uncertain Fates Together
Elliot
Huh. I guess I will be mounted on the wall.
Boog
(sighs) Oh, no, you won't. Now, when I'm a bearskin rug, they can walk all over me. But until that happens, I ain't going out without a fight.
Animals
What? Fight? What he did say?
Buddy
The F word?
Boog
That's right. If there's one thing you all have taught me. The woods is a messed-up, dangerous place. And you all are crazy. You've been kicking my butt for the last two days.
Animals
Yeah. Kind of did.
Serge
I didn't.
Buddy
Sorry.
Boog
So, let's do to them what you've been doing to me. Now, I say we give our guests the full outdoor experience.
Animals
Yeah.
McSquizzy
Hey!
Boog
Ouch!
McSquizzy
Is this a private fight or can anybody join? Because McSquizzy wants in.
[''The Furry Tail Clan appear'']
The Furry Tail Clan
Oy!
Boog
Good. Because we'll need your nuts.
Elliot
And your acorns too.
Giselle
What's the plan, Boog?
Boog
Oh, we're going to run those yahoos back to town. Yeah, baby. When we get through with them, they won't ever come back.
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The Odd Prepare for Revenge
Taglines
The Odd Are About To Get Even.
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Homecoming and Helicopter Concerns
Beth
You are home. I'm so proud of you.
Elliot
So how are we both going to fit in the helicopter? She is coming back, right?
Boog
Who?
Elliot
The shorts lady. Boog?!
Boog
Hey, big guy.
Reilly
What's up, Tiny?
Boog
What's up?
Elliot
You said that we...
Maria
You're judging me?
Boog
How y’all doing?
Maria
Hey, Boog.
Rosie
Hi, Boog.
Maria
I know he is a duck. But he treats me like a lady.
Elliot
But she's...
Buddy
Hey, Buddy.
Boog
Hey, find me some food.
Elliot
Come on. What is our pickup time?
Boog
Elliot, we're staying here. This is our home. These are our people. This is where we reside.
Elliot
What? Are you insane? Where have you been for the last two days? This place is horrible. Horrible.
Ian
Hey, guys.
Boog
What's up, Ian?
Ian
Uh-oh. Ah, ah, ah. Ow.
[''grunts'']
Boog
Come on, Elliot. It ain't that bad.
Elliot
She's at least gonna bring some Woo Hoo bars, right?
Boog
It's just the two of us, Elliot. Unless you plan on going back to your herd.
Elliot
What? And break up the team? Bros before does.
Boog
Yeah. Bros before does.
Giselle
Hello, Elliot.
Elliot
Catch ya later, Boog.
[chuckles; ''saw buzzing, tree creaking'']
Boog
Aah!
Reilly
Ah-ha-ha!
McSquizzy
Hey! Get off my trees, you bucktoothed sporran!
[''Mr. Weenie's bark'']
Boog
Wow! Feels like home, baby.
[''chuckles'']
Elliot
Hey, BOOG!!!
Boog
Oh!
[Elliot fights with rabbits as plays "Love You In The Fall" by Paul Westerberg]
Ian
Rabbit fight!
Boog
Oh yeah! Will eat rabbit! Unh! Oh! Ah! Oh! Whoa!
Buddy
Buddy!
Boog
WOW!
Singer
I love you in the fall, I never forget you at all. I love you in the fall, I never forget you at all.
Boobie
Bob? Bob!
Shaw
Huh? (He is hit by RV van)
Boobie
(laughing) A real live homo-sasquatchus! (Bobbie and Bob do ])
[[w:Skylanders Trap Team|high fives]
Shaw
Huh? Wait, wait, no, no! NOOOOO!
[gasps, last words]
Singer
Random
[resume credits; next plays "Wild Is Wanna Be" and "Meet in the Meadow" plays]
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Conspiracy Among Animals in Open Season
Shaw
I hope I'm not too late. They've been out here all night. The bear... And the deer work together. How far does this conspiracy go? How many animals are involved? God bless America! I hope the bald eagle hasn't turned! No, no, no. Maybe they're right. Maybe... Maybe old Shaw is crazy. Yeah, maybe. (he notices the dog, then he loses control)
[''chuckles]
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Discussion on Nature and Sasquatch Research
Shaw
If I don't stop them, it will be a total reversal of the natural order. They laugh at old Shaw, but you'll see. The truth will be revealed.
Bobbie
Oh. We know exactly what you mean.
Shaw
You do?
Bobbie
We are scientists. Well, of sorts and we're trying to secure photografic documentation of real, live homo-sasquatchus.
Shaw
Homo-say-what-us?
Bobbie
We're looking for Bigfoot.
Shaw
Huh? Bigfoot? Oh. I didn't realize I was talking to a couple of wack jobs. Don't trust him. Pets are double agents. The moment you turn your back, he'll shiv you. (he begins to leave as he eats marshmallows and throws the stick)
[''referring to Mr. Weenie'']
Bobbie
Oh, no, he can't. We had him fixed.
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Transformation from Mild to Wild
Taglines
From Mild To Wild.
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Unity in the Animal Kingdom
Taglines
One Fur All & All Fur One.
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The Season Is Changing
Taglines
The Season Is Changing.
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A Pet's Desire for Freedom
Buddy
It's a pet.
Reilly
He's going to blow our cover.
Mr. Weenie the Dog
(stops growling as Elliot gives him a smile, then sighs) I have been living a lie. Please, take me with you.
[''rips off his shirt'']
Elliot
Wow.
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Unexpected Encounters Among Forest Friends
Boog
Beth?
Beth
Boog? Oh, Boog.
[''Boog licks her as she laughs'']
Reilly
What’s he doing?
McSquizzy
Is he not gonna maul her?
Elliot
No. She's his mom. She's taking us home.
Buddy
Everybody?
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