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A Bold Call for Change
Lance Brumder
Do you want me to get naked and start the revolution?
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Confusion Over a Name in Orange County
Firefighter
What's your name?
Lance
Uh, Joe... John... uh, Joe-John.
Firefighter
Your name's Joe-John?
Lance
John-ston, Johnston. Joe.
Firefighter
You wanna tell me what happened here?
Lance
Uh, there was a fire, I dunno, I came by and it's... checkin out the fire.
Firefighter
Well that lady uh, Mona? She said that you two were in the building together when the fire started.
Lance
Yeah, she's a liar, cuz I dunno her so whatever, whatever she says is a lie, so...
Firefighter
K, so you're saying you weren't in the building with that woman?
Lance
No, not I! Aright, she started it, aright? Because she was like "I hate my job, I'm gonna burn this mother down!" And I said "You better not... you better not!
Firefighter
She said it was an electrical fire.
Lance
It was. It was a total electrical fire, it was like uh, the switches had sparks comin out, and the sockets, and uh it was like the 4th of July, man!
Firefighter
Why aren't you wearing your pants, Joe?
Lance
I tripped, and uh then I had to take em off to run faster out of the flames... I think I inhaled some smoke, will you excuse me one second, I'll be right back.
[coughing; runs away in the background]
Firefighter
We got a sprinter. Five foot five, no pants, unkempt... portly.
[into walkie talkie]
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