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Oscar Quotes

"In crime and comedy, timing is everything."

PG 1991 · 1h 49m
64
Audience
64
Audience
9 quotes
A Comparison to Disarming Germany
Snaps It's like disarming Germany.
[''removing Connie's many weapons'']
Diphthongs and Their Consequences
Dr. Poole She seems to have such nicely rounded diphthongs!
[''about Snaps' daughter, Lisa'']
Snaps That's what got her into this jam!
A Father's Desire for Reconciliation
Eduardo Ah, so now you want to make-a peace with you papa? You want to me die happy.
Snaps Of course, Papa.
Eduardo So now you want to me die!
[''slaps him'']
Breakfast Misunderstanding Between Friends
Aldo Breakfast is soived.
Snaps Served", you paluka!
Honesty in the World of Crooks
Connie Even in the old days, he was known as an honest crook.
Dr. Poole That's an oxymoron.
Connie Gee, you shouldn't ought to said that, Doc.
Snaps Yeah, leave Connie alone. He does the best he can.
Disagreement Over Plans and Responsibilities
Lisa ...I want to go to the top of the Empire State Building!
Anthony And what am I doing during all this? Babysitting Oscar's kid?
Lisa You always this nasty?
Anthony YES! Get used to it!
Lisa I'm marrying a brute! I never want to see your face again... until the wedding!
[''gasps'']
Anthony That's fine with me! And separate honeymoons!
Lisa Fine!
Anthony See you in church!
Lisa Hmph!
Debating Proper Conduct with Unexpected Guests
Snaps Pop this guy!
[''pointing to Anthony'']
Aldo Boss, we cant have a stiff in the house with company coming!
Snaps You're right. It ain't proper.
Struggling with Responsibilities and Expectations
Snaps Connie! Am-scray!
Connie Do I have to, boss? Every time I have, I fall behind.
Character Insults Another's Intelligence and Strength
Snaps Poole was right! You are an ox and a moron!