Honesty in the World of Crooks
Connie:
Even in the old days, he was known as an honest crook.
Dr. Poole:
That's an oxymoron.
Connie:
Gee, you shouldn't ought to said that, Doc.
Snaps:
Yeah, leave Connie alone. He does the best he can.
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Struggling with Responsibilities and Expectations
Snaps:
Connie! Am-scray!
Connie:
Do I have to, boss? Every time I have, I fall behind.
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Debating Proper Conduct with Unexpected Guests
Snaps: [''pointing to Anthony'']
Pop this guy!
Aldo:
Boss, we cant have a stiff in the house with company coming!
Snaps:
You're right. It ain't proper.
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Breakfast Misunderstanding Between Friends
Aldo:
Breakfast is soived.
Snaps:
Served", you paluka!
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Diphthongs and Their Consequences
Dr. Poole: [''about Snaps' daughter, Lisa'']
She seems to have such nicely rounded diphthongs!
Snaps:
That's what got her into this jam!
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Disagreement Over Plans and Responsibilities
Lisa:
...I want to go to the top of the Empire State Building!
Anthony:
And what am I doing during all this? Babysitting Oscar's kid?
Lisa:
You always this nasty?
Anthony:
YES! Get used to it!
Lisa: [''gasps'']
I'm marrying a brute! I never want to see your face again... until the wedding!
Anthony:
That's fine with me! And separate honeymoons!
Lisa:
Fine!
Anthony:
See you in church!
Lisa:
Hmph!
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A Father's Desire for Reconciliation
Eduardo:
Ah, so now you want to make-a peace with you papa? You want to me die happy.
Snaps:
Of course, Papa.
Eduardo: [''slaps him'']
So now you want to me die!
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A Comparison to Disarming Germany
Snaps: [''removing Connie's many weapons'']
It's like disarming Germany.
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Character Insults Another's Intelligence and Strength
Snaps:
Poole was right! You are an ox and a moron!
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