9 quotes
A Comparison to Disarming Germany
Snaps
It's like disarming Germany.
[''removing Connie's many weapons'']
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Diphthongs and Their Consequences
Dr. Poole
She seems to have such nicely rounded diphthongs!
[''about Snaps' daughter, Lisa'']
Snaps
That's what got her into this jam!
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A Father's Desire for Reconciliation
Eduardo
Ah, so now you want to make-a peace with you papa? You want to me die happy.
Snaps
Of course, Papa.
Eduardo
So now you want to me die!
[''slaps him'']
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Breakfast Misunderstanding Between Friends
Aldo
Breakfast is soived.
Snaps
Served", you paluka!
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Honesty in the World of Crooks
Connie
Even in the old days, he was known as an honest crook.
Dr. Poole
That's an oxymoron.
Connie
Gee, you shouldn't ought to said that, Doc.
Snaps
Yeah, leave Connie alone. He does the best he can.
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Disagreement Over Plans and Responsibilities
Lisa
...I want to go to the top of the Empire State Building!
Anthony
And what am I doing during all this? Babysitting Oscar's kid?
Lisa
You always this nasty?
Anthony
YES! Get used to it!
Lisa
I'm marrying a brute! I never want to see your face again... until the wedding!
[''gasps'']
Anthony
That's fine with me! And separate honeymoons!
Lisa
Fine!
Anthony
See you in church!
Lisa
Hmph!
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Debating Proper Conduct with Unexpected Guests
Snaps
Pop this guy!
[''pointing to Anthony'']
Aldo
Boss, we cant have a stiff in the house with company coming!
Snaps
You're right. It ain't proper.
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Struggling with Responsibilities and Expectations
Snaps
Connie! Am-scray!
Connie
Do I have to, boss? Every time I have, I fall behind.
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Character Insults Another's Intelligence and Strength
Snaps
Poole was right! You are an ox and a moron!
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