Comedy Adventure with Fast and Furious Elements
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Fast Furious Funny Full-Length Feature
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Order of a Welsh Rarebit with Cheese
Mrs. Laurel:
I'll have a Welsh rarebit.
Stan Laurel:
With cheese.
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Commentary on Perception and Foolishness
Ollie:
That Laurel is the dumbest thing I ever saw.
Bert Hardy:
The other one is too.
Ollie:
You're absolutely right, Bert. Neither one of them can see any further than the end of their nose.
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Unexpected Family Reunion
Alf Laurel:
Did you saw what I saw?
Bert Hardy:
Certainly, Do you know who they are?
Alf Laurel:
I don't know who....
Bert Hardy:
Why those are our twin-brother, Stan and Ollie.
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Bert Hardy's Humorous Ice Cream Inquiry
Bert Hardy: [to Alf]
You wait out here. Asking the pawnshop proprietor if he had any second-hand ice cream cones!
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