5 quotes
Unexpected Opportunity for a Lead Role
Grace
You're not gonna believe this. Remember how I sang that song from Les Mis at the Saint James talent show and everyone said I was amazing?
Kate Sullivan
Okay, Mom, can you just type this up in an email, because I'm gonna be late for my other job.
Grace
Turns out, a producer from the Eugene Senior Theater touring g company was there. He had tears. Anyway, one of their leads fell in the shower, and they want me to step in.
Kate
What? When is this all supposed to be happening?
Grace
I'm leaving tonight. They're already in tech.
Kate
No! Mom, my nursing exam is in less than a month and you agreed to help.
Grace
I'm 72. If I don't follow my dreams now, when will I?
Kate
Never, Mom. The whole reason we moved here is so I could study more. I already failed the exam once.
Grace
No, don't guilt me. You're not the only one with a dead husband.
Kate
Dad's not dead, you're divorced!
Grace
Oh, and I'm gonna need you to take care of Fiona. The kennel won't take her. She has crate anxiety.
Kate
You can't possibly be this selfish.
Grace
I'm sorry, honey, but the theater is calling me. , literally. They need my dress size. Hi there. Normally a zero, but a two if I'm bloated.
[checks her phone; answers the phone]
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Leonardo's Unique Shirt Collection
Leonardo Montenegro
All of my shirts have a picture of this bird on them!
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Discussing Repairs and Professional Cleaning
Colin
Change of plans, sir. We're just having some minor mechanical issues. We'll dock at the nearest harbor for some repairs, and I'll arrange to have the carpets professionally cleaned.
Leonardo Montenegro
Don't need to know how the sausage is made, Colin!
Colin
Absolutely right, sir.
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Desperation in the Face of Illness
Kate Sullivan
There isn't enough penicillin in the world!
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Request for a More Attractive Nurse
Leonardo Montenegro
Can you get me a prettier nurse ?
[to his doctor]
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