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Pack Up Your Troubles Quotes

"From crack-pot civilians to coo-coo privates–they'll lead you a chase so crammed with hysterical laughter, you'll say it's even funnier than their first feature, "Pardon Us.""

NR 1932 · 1h 8m
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13 quotes
Misunderstandings in the Dark
Oliver Why didn't you tell me it was you?
Stan It was so dark, I didn't think you would hear me.
Miscommunication About Military Recruitment
Recruiting Sergeant How about gettin in one of these uniforms?
Oliver I'm awfully sorry; but, we're incapacitated.
Recruiting Sergeant Incapacitated?
Stan Yes, sir. There's been a lot of it going around lately.
Laurel and Hardy's Best Comedy Moments
Taglines STAN LAUREL - OLIVER HARDY open up their grandest bag of laughs!
Pack Up Your Troubles - Dialogue 9
Oliver Wasting your time like that! While I'm here slaving all day. Why don't you do something to help me?
Stan Well, what can I do?
Oliver Well, you can take care of the baby awhile. I've got my ironing to do!
Pack Up Your Troubles - Dialogue 10
Mr. Smith And is that part of your business?
[pointing out the window to the lunch wagon]
Oliver Part of it? Why, that's all *of it.
Mr. Smith To lend you money on that, I'd have to be unconscious!
[laughs uproariously]
Desire for Adventure Amidst Conflict
Oliver Well, looks like we're in it. Gee, I wish I could go.
Stan Go where?
Oliver Why to war!
Stan Why can't ya go?
Oliver There you are, I knew you'd take that selfish attitude. I'd go in a minute if it wasn't for my flat feet.
A Pen's Power in April 1917
Taglines April 1917—when the scratch of a pen on Capitol Hill caused crowns to rattle.
Following Orders in Military Protocol
Oliver Say, what are we supposed to do with this stuff?
[on KP Duty]
George Marshall Are you kidding me? What do you think you do with it? Take it to the General!
Stan Now what do you suppose the General wants with this?
Oliver There you go asking questions again! When will you learn to follow Army curriculum? OBEY ORDERS, WITH DISCIPLINE! If the General wants it, he can have it!
Finding Mr. Smith Is Simple
Stan Now what are we gonna do?
Oliver All we've got to do is find Mr. Smith.
Stan You don't know where they live.
Oliver Will you leave that to me. It's the simplest thing in the world.
Threats and Humor Amidst Tension
Charles Middleton I'll swear out a warrant for your arrest! And I'll have that child in the orphanage tonight!
Oliver How much will you charge me to haunt a house?
Confusion Over Mr. Smith's Location
Oliver Pardon me, Officer. Would you happen to tell us where Mr. Smith lives?
Policeman Smith?
Oliver Yes, sir.
Policeman Smith. Smith. Let me think. What Smith?
Stan It's Eddie's father.
Policeman Eddie who?
Oliver Why the father of this child.
Policeman What's his name?
Stan Who?
Policeman Why the father of this child. That's who you're looking for, isn't it?
Oliver Ah no, sir.
Policeman No?
Oliver The man we're looking for is the father of the father of this child.
Policeman Oh, now I understand you. It's the grandfather that's lost.
Oliver Yes. Oh, no sir. He's not lost.
Policeman No? Well, then what are you looking for him for?
Stan We're not looking for him. We just tryin to find him.
The Cast's Uncontrollable Laughter During Filming
Taglines LAUGHS? EVEN THE CAST HAD TO HOWL
Business Ventures in the Community
Bank President What is your business?
Oliver We're in the restaurant business.
Bank President Here in town?
Oliver Oh, all over town. Here, there and thither.
Bank President Chain business?
Stan No, restaurant.